4th of July

This is the most important day in the history of the only country that matters in the world. What's on Sup Forums's agenda?

I'm gonna BBQ some burgers, ribs, etc and get my 9 incher sucked off a few times.

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>This is the most important day in the history of the only country that matters in the world.

Why do Americans always put down other countries?

They are scared shitless of everyone since 9/11.

Are you going to import a bunch of non-whites and let them fuck your wife too? You cant neglect your people's favorite pass time

Only 9 inches? I got a twelver goin

how do you make a burger like that? i have hamburger for dominion day. my patties never look like bistro style. do i have to mix with ground steak or something?

>Why do Americans always put down other countries?

Yeah, because you faggots don't still refer to us as "the colonies"

If only burgers looked as good in real life.

I'm going to enjoy some delicious American food.

OHHHHHH PLEASE DON'T EVEN UTTER THE WORD 9/11.
I can't bare these scars as I type this any longer.

Let the blood drain from meine veins.

>Identifying your ally as the common ancestry / history is that unites us is a bad thing.

I am gonna hang out with the family, go swimming in the pool, make bbq and potato salad, and watch the parade which is right next to our house. If I have extra time I might watch Independece Day.

Gonna go work and then come home to relax and enjoy a bacon cheeseburger with BBQ sauce.

Gonna crack open some burgers, eat a few guns, launch some beers and grill some fireworks

> American Flavored

Closet cannibals.

Classic

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Let's face it, America, Russia, Poland, China and North Korea are pretty based unlike the UK

364 days out of the year:
>Britain and US best Allies
>You can't break up our "special relationship"
>Five-Eyes
>One of the strongest political relationships in the world

4th Of July:
>FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK, FILTHY COLONY!
>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!
>#1#1#1#1#1 WHERES YOUR MUN FLAG?
>52% WHITE
>*AUTISTIC SCREECHING*

That sounds like a good idea user. I have a lot of homework to do but im in the Marines and ill try and get a bunch of people togethor to go to the beach and bbq.

checked and keked

>Independence day
>what do?
>Eat greasy disgusting unhealthy food
>Down copious amounts of sugar
>Muh land of the brave
Absolutely pathetic subhumans on the planet, no wonder they're getting replaced in their own lands

Fuck the 4th of July
Celebrate Patriots Day instead

Because every country should think that big of themselves, and don't be a fucking cucks
That mindset is what made America what is it

Dice a piece of bread up into tiny chunks.

Add an egg or two to the ground beef (depending on how much beef you're using).

Ez.

If you want even crispier, add a little bit of olive oil to the burger mix.

See pic.

>what will I do on the 4th of July
Celebrate the abuse of the white man here, celebrate faggotry and transexualism, celebrate degeneracy, celebrate with my fellow debt cattle (fellow Americans)

HOORAH

BBQ FIRE WORKS FLAMING ARROWS IN A DENSELY POPULATED NEIGHBORHOOD WHILE FLYING OLD GLORY AND MAKING FUN OF FOREIGNERS.

So many triggered non Americans

Celebrate the killing and land stealing of the Indians and shoving them in zoos.

Because we can you snaggletooth fuckstick.

Seems accurate, best ally keeps it real.

I am waking up early and going fishing with my brother, taking my grandma to the 4th of July parade downtown. Then I'm grilling burgers and drinking beer followed by a swim in the lake. Finished off by lighting off some fireworks until my family takes the boat to the middle of the lake to watch fireworks. God bless this great nation and the state of Wisconsin.

Im driving down to Wildwood for the day

You mean that mindset got us where we are at?

Stfu you boot.
Its either
>Rah
or
>Err

>Willingly goes to New Jersey

wew lad

>Not eating your fish and chips out of a newspaper with lead flavor like a true bong.
wew fag
Will you shart yourself like a true American?

They were doing that long before we got here with eachother.

They wanted to make a deal for the "zoos"
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>brown people holidays

Dont listen to him britbro we love you island goyim

The america of today is an insult to the founding fathers. 1776 will commence again.

is that cheese (((KOSHER)))???
if not, you're not a true patriot without paying your fee to your (((masters)))

god bless ameriga XDDD

>implying there's anything wrong with 'murdering' disgusting redskins
What is it with all you different colored shitskins uniting as one against white people?

Those burgers mmmmmm

SHOOT GUNS MOTHER FUCKER.

Why don't you go kill yourself leaf

WHATS WRONG WITH THAT THOSE BASED JEWISH RABBIS BLESS OUR FOOD TO MAKE SURE ITS COMPATABILE WITH THE BASED KABBALLAH STOP THE ANTI SEMITISM #ISRAELYES

...

the noble savage is a myth.
they were brutal, killed each other in horrible ways and many were not farming or settling lands

Mine is 22"

>you'll never be american

Why do Europeans SAY that they are white, but then always get mad about white Americans conquering the natives for land and resources?

Liberal cuck mindset is what got you where you are at.

Is it safe for an Englishman to be in the US on the 4th? Or would i be a dead man?

36 here

48 here. People think I've got a third leg

That brought a tear to my eye thank lord Jesus that I'm not europoor.

Remember to respect all veterans. No loud fireworks. Thank them for service instead.

Damn that's nice

top kek im not Canadian

...

I will track you down and tar and feather you

I can't wait to BBQ with my family then lose a few decibels of hearing to my neighbor firing off his automatic weapon collection

waste of digits,
do they bless the cheese before or after sucking baby penis blood??

Dont wear the union jack.

You brits are alright. Don't come to America tomorrow.

kek

Holy jesus. Real food finally. Unlike that webm where they dump a bunch of shit on Doritos

I'm driving to a friend's in Pennsylvania. He might actually reschedule if it rains. It's a sacred holiday. You don't fucking move Independence Day.

Canadian doesn't understand irony, not suprised

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

I might go to the gym, otherwise I'll just stay home to study and jerk off.

i understand irony i was going along with your rabbi joke calm down

It's condescending, dad. We're all grown up now.

Just keep away from blacks and mexicans. The only thing you might have to worry about is some drunk guy blowing his fingers off with fireworks, but I've never seen it happen or known anyone who has known anyone who did that before like the 1970's. Fireworks are explicitly illegal in my state, but the police just look the other way in white neighborhoods as long as nobody gets hurt. It's a pretty good deal and accidents have never happened in my area despite us blowing off top-size mortars. If you wear anything patriotic for a country other than America though, you'll probably get bantzed by everyone, even children and the elderly.

FUCK YOU LEAF FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

USA USA USA USA USA USA

I'm not going to be doing anything, as I don't do anything anymore.

kek
you're alright, muhammed.
you are the part to our parcel. UK + US = BFFs 4evr

>Unification
>Good
Not when the UK gib's government unfairly taxes and doesn't treat colonists as citizens

LOLOL

THICC

they're on the the list of travel bans from muslim countries, so they couldn't if they wanted to anyway

I'm gonna get high and watch the fireworks.God bless america.

>you'll never be american

The only autistic screeching i see is coming from you, Muhammad.

>trying to pass off the Mexican national cuisine as american

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

Not if you know whats good for ya.

I'm not Muhammad, Sanchez.

Im a fat cripple who never leaves my bed anymore.

So...you know, I'm just going to wallow in my own shit and filth, masturbate a little bit, watch flat earth videos and eat oatmeal pies

Same shit, different day, basically.

Fucking Spanish-nigger get out of this America thread. You disgusting shits unleashed the evil that is Mexico upon our entire country. You have done more damage to this country than the Jews.

Gonna collect my monthly $4.586.000 paycheck then jump in my lambo & drive home to one of my mansions. On the 4th I'll probably have a trip with 10 escorts in my private jet and sniff coke off their tits while they suck my 9.5 incher off a few times.

Of course it is, if it makes you feel any better, my ancestors were british.
>in b4 not white

My goyium :)

Sorry, my bad.

Mohammed.

>celebrating a collateral of one of our wars
wut

We are in no place to talk.

I have to go to work. Nothing says freedom like double time pay.

>happened during obama's terms
So what

did somebody lose their keys?