How are you celebrating Canada's 150th today Sup Forums?

How are you celebrating Canada's 150th today Sup Forums?

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Eh.

By taking a good shit and wiping my ass with a flag of your non-country.

Happy birthday leaf.

Buying a bigger rake.

Crying over the fact that our country used to be one of the whitest most conservative countries in the world

I hope it doesn't get scratchy...

Just use a standard two ply buttwipe.. trust me it's cheaper and easier on the ass.

Stop being such a cuck and help.your country pull out of a rough spot. Fucking cowards man

The real Canada died years ago

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I watched the televised bit earlier, drank, and shatpost all over the threads.

My favorite Dominion Day thusfar.

What do you mean pull out of a rough spot? There hasn't been any way to vote against the immigration (all parties have essentially the smae outlook on it, I wonder why), and we are the country with the fastest changing demographics since we want our population to double by 2050, and yet our fertility is 1.4 (this includes non whites, so whites are probably close to 1 today).

How exactly do you 'pull out of a rough spot' in this situation? Give me some details of your plan fellow leaf.

Right now in Canada people are celebrating by fucking their dogs and horses since bestiality is legal there

Lel

Gonna go into the city with some friends and get drunk with some girls, gonna be hella fun.

Excuse me penetration is not legal. They have standards you know.

Shadilay canadian brothers, praise kek

>cant come soon enough

i hate that meme so much because it totally ignores the details of the case that spawned it

a girl was forced to blow a dog andd that was the crime, the forcing of a girl into sexual service, and he was appropriately charged and generally fucking merked for it; the case was not a guy blowing a dog and getting off scot free for it. but somehow the meme became "canadian men blow dogs!" when the case was "canadian man forces child to blow dog on camera", youd think it would be pedo pornographer jokes, not bestiality jokes

if anything, that nigga set back zoophilia in canada because there was an almost immediate review of law concerning bestiality, and it gave the vibe that bestiality is just an aspect of extreme bdsm-y sex that is inflicted on someone to degrade them, rather than just being a sexual activity in itself

i mad

I still remember when that started popping up on Sup Forums while I was having lunch at work. I did my duty as a Sup Forumslack and made sure to meme the discourse away from reality and into serious questions like.

>What's really offensive here is not that Canada's courts ruled that it's legal to blow a dog but that the legislature hasn't taken any measures to fix what obviously is a broken law and a morally reprehensible ruling.

i'm having sexual intercourse with a transwoman

Must not be very good sex if you're also posting on Sup Forums. I'll keep that in mind if I'm ever propositioned by a transwoman.

traps are gay

>set back zoophilia

jesus fuck someone invade us already

fucking native girls, as is traditional

I recently got dumped but I attempted to visit the beach and couldnt handle all the hot couples

so im back home playing videogames and soon gunna jerk off to maple syrup porn or w/e

>nigga

Oh hi Snoo!

Phone posting whilst taking a shit in the bathroom at work

working

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Shitposting on an episode of This Hour has 88 Minutes

Burning some leaves.

What's there to celebrate? Just use this long weekend to masturbate to anime as usual.

Just got back from downtown Ottawa. Just a bunch of people walking around aimlessly looking for interesting things that aren't there. 2/10 never again.

Watching CLAC (convergence des luttes anticapitaliste) (anticapitalist struggle convergence) getting about 15 people to go to a demonstration against the 150th. XD

Are they still broadcasting or did they run out of interesting things?

Last I checked they cut from some guy having gotten wet on his way over to somebody saying good-bye to that broadcaster guy who had just gotten done reviewing the ABSOLUTE SCANDAL of why Trudeau didn't explicitly mention Alberta when he had the chance and if this could be a sign that it had been intentional.

idk I saw Prince Charles riding around in a carriage. That's probably the most interesting thing that happened. Got way too crowded for me to care about walking around any more

Here we have Mark Carney bringing the ecstatic Canadian spirit with some good' ol hockey. I've never seen a man more excited to play hockey ever.

I'm taking my 3-year old kid to see grown mens penises at the pride parade. Kids need to develop their sexuality too, better to start young

You should rather cry over the fact that it still is!

"What will we do? She blew a dog, the law demands that she hang!"

"Perhaps we can make a special case because she was coerced"

"Don't be stupid. It has to become legal now"

I waited two hours for a Sleemans honey brown. It was decanted from a 355ml can into a plastic tumbler and cost me 8.54 Canadian dorrars.

I'm not impressed, leafs

I've come to realizes this is dunning kruger effect the country.

>Maple Leaf in Covent Garden

Feel that pain brother

Spending it waiting for happenings.

fentanyl

Praying for happenings. It is all I live for, now.

By working

Syrians don't pay for themselves

Working too. I hope the kids those Syrians have here are cool with supporting us when we're old

Happy birth day beavers!

I want to leave a legacy behind, so I will be teaching Syrian children taxidermy. That way, when they behead me, my head can be immortalized forever (as a symbol of Allah's wrath against infidels).

went to downtown Ottawa, pretty boring. the only thing worth noting was all the random dump trucks, tow trucks and other large construction vehicles blocking the roads to prevent a visit from the friendly Muslim 18 wheelers of peace. About 5-10 cops per intersection as well.

also saw Prince Charles as his motorcade drove by. Some people cheered, most were disappointed it wasn't Bono. (I wasn't, fuck Bono)

Beastiality

Memes

Sitting in Quebec enjoying a pork tourtiere with a side of pork cretons and baked beans with pork before Tredeu bans pig meat because it's offensive to mudslimes.

With American Beer, also LCBO is closed today I just found out....
>JPEG

>sitting in quebec
>bong flag

>TFW when your country is so shit you're surprised you have a tourism industry.

are you absolutely sure you'e in quebec right now

are you positive

*raping native women

>implying we would celebrate the garbage filled shithole known as Canada

It'll be a miracle if Canada goes the next 12 hours without peaceful Islam.

You ded

Watching fireworks

It's not dark enough for fireworks yet.

All proud Canadian's use Maple Syrup as lube.

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I'm married with 2 kids and that sounds pretty awesome right now

I'm having beaver for dinner

What's beaver like? Is it anything like squirrel or rabbit?

I'm listening to a song my mom recorded, what do you think guys? It's all about Canada, written by my 90 year old Nana

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by not celebrating
Living in BC is hell
No jobs no housing
It just SUCKS

I don't know mate your politicians and TV personalities seemed to be pretty excited about BC.

They even had a slant help host the thing this morning and zoomed in on some chink baby in the crowd.

I remember fondly my visit in British Columbia and the tasty maple sirup and the beautiful (mostly uninhabited) land

unlike the US Canada has the great advantage of being sparsely populated and just generally 20% less full of shit it seems

>Just got back from downtown Ottawa. Just a bunch of people walking around aimlessly looking for interesting things that aren't there. 2/10 never again.

muh 500 million

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Frankly I'm willing to leave ISIS be if they just do us a solid and get someone to plow a dump truck into this cunt.

What if we archive that
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wiping my ass for a change

You mean moving day.

By respectfully not raking leaves today.

Absolutely nothing. I live in the middle of nowhere and all we got is fireworks going off in every neighborhood.

And what would you celebrate anyway?

Why would a french canadian celebrate being conquered?

Why would a native celebrate the theft of their lands and the attempt at genocide which followed?

Why would the rest celebrate when they have no culture of their own?

>IM ANGRY
>DRUNK
>AND CANADIAN

Eating KFC and watching the X Files. I'm still hungover from thursday and friday, decided not to continue drinking.

Haven't been to Ottawa in a few years. Only things I remember about that place is not being able to get into any bars and packs of shirtless Somalians threatening everyone.

i spent the day at a reserve appologizing on hand and knee to the aboriginals that canadians genocided for over 130 years

from 1800s to 1994, canada attempted genocide of aboriginals.

we took the children from their homes by gun point, over 160,000, and sent them to boarding schools.

they were kept from ever contacting their families, or speaking their language or practicing their religion.

canadians raped over 30,000 aboriginal children years 12 and under during this time, with most of it happening in the 1960s.

boys were made to masturbate to each other wearing clear plastic skirts, dogs were used to rape girls as punishment, and the canadian adults would often rape the girls for pleasure.

6,000 children died from severe sexual trauma and beatings. girls as young as six were killed using electric chairs installed in the schools.

many died of starvation, since canadian "doctors" would starve the children for weeks at a time, making them eat their own day-old vomit.

most of the attrocities occured in the 1960's during a nazi-esque period. one doctor made an 8 year old girl eat her own eyeballs because he thought they "smelled funny"

overall around 20,000 rapes of children by canadian men and women occured from the 1960's to 1970s.

the use of the electric chair as torture/execution of aboriginal children was permitted into the mid 1970s.

happy canada day, be glad we are such morally superior people unlike the ignorant mean slave owning burgers or the evil nazis

They're called eskimos faggot
>letting leafs repair native relationships
>ever

we literally raped 20,000 children and put them to death using electric chairs and starvation

we made children masturbate to each other

and we used dogs to rape little girls (and boys)

we canadians are by far the 100% most legitimate degenerates on the planet

Jesus. Do the Jews know about this?

Anglo canadians ARE the jews.

>tfw temporary yelping from the house next door sounded like somebody tipped over a bucket of sinos.

yes this was government sanctioned institutionalized genocide of aboriginals via the pedophilic rape and murder of their children.

the lucky ones survived and were able to pretend that they had been "converted" to traditional canadian values, and sued the shit out of the government decades later

the truth and reconciliation act was created because of it

That's a good read

To be fair 20k is pretty much nothing.

O CANADA OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND!

Usimg my Trudeau dildo

I don't celebrate my country's birthday. I'm enjoying the quiet around town while all the brown skinned Canadians are out celebrating

it was a typo, it was 30,000 out of 160,000

so canadians literally raped 20% of the entire aboriginal child population

this could be termed genocidic pedophilia

Nobody cares, squaw. People are getting tired of your whining

Celebrate by getting maple syrup piss disorder

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