Well London's are over crowded. I wanted to try some pub food today and everything was packed.
Justin Long
Are George
Justin Thompson
I bet this stingy cunt is ITT.
Isaac Sullivan
I remember: I was coming home from college, on the bus. I saw a salon and there were 50 thots getting their hair done at the same time, all fucking nasty.
Robert Powell
The princess Louise is the best pub in London
Robert Gray
>gf is an Irish Anglican prot and very devout >all her mates from school are all "Saturday Night Slag" tier >always inviting her out to participate in their slagginess
John Cooper
kek that ridiculous sob story, embarrassing.
Connor Perez
I'm the Military user, so let's continue on in this thread.
Evan Bell
>Yeah, good shout. No wonder they're Scousers.
Daniel Williams
If we bothered our holes to keep the colonies would it have fucked us over in the long run?
Christian Rivera
Probably be so packed tomorrow I won't be able to get a seat.
Evan Barnes
Lads, I'm not feeling right, I was flirting with a really fit girl last night turns out she likes me she texted me this afternoon and it seems my Social Autism has come racing back what the do I do? Because right now I'm at "Y...You too" Tier right now
Isaiah Richardson
Anyone got the Hitchens instant mash tweets? I've nothing to give u in return.
Kevin Sullivan
Contrary to what people say, The Army pays fucking tons of dosh especially if you are fresh out of college. A little tip mate, Save it all up and don't go to the strip clubs every Saturday. A few of my boys did that frequently and had some debt problems later on. Also, The Army wipes your arse as much as your parents do. Free accommodation, food, medical care which is usually better than the NHS etc so it can stump you a bit when you get back onto civvie street and have to pay for a lot more things
Levi Smith
Navy yay or nay? I've just finished uni with a 2:1 and have no fucking clue what to do with my life.
I am a bong by the way just in Denmark with some mates traveling.
Charles Bennett
Also if you're going to leave get your mortgage before you go, its so much easier to borrow with a military wage and high disposable income.
William Morgan
Do you have the picture of that naked aesthetic Nazi girl?
Wyatt Long
Just got back from a bike ride lads.
I can literally feel the fat melting away, this is the greatest feeling. Time to get fit for Queen and Country.
Jace Anderson
How old?
Lucas Lee
What do you want to do in the Navy?
Josiah Ward
Only the most nauseatingly obnoxioua and self important Tripcunts are left and they know who they are. We are winning this war. Keep filtering and hiding them and keep not responding to them. Brit/pol/ is no fucking place for a tripcode. Fuck off tripfags you are literally pure cancer - you are the antithesis of the spirit of this board.
The Tripcunt is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a narcissist, egomaniac, arsehole, attention seeker, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell people to filter his tripcode and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.” You can stop tripfags by simply not responding to them ever. You can hide and filter tripcodes by going to the [SETTINGS] link at the bottom of the page and adding their tripcode to the FILTER option. BE SURE TO HIDE POST STUBS.
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I'd rather do Army or RAF. Navy's not a complete no, I'm mainly just concerned about qualcs and prospects.
Christopher Wood
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Mason Evans
Navy is if you care about getting qualifications you can transfer into the wider world and if you believe in travelling the world and seeing sights. Army if for killing the ragheads and fighting for King and Country. RAF is somewhere in between.
-Ex HCav Officer
Nathaniel Richardson
I'm a lazy fag and just did extreme dieting.
Grayson Morgan
I really want to see the tweet where some guy was asking peter if his signature was genuine on a picture, but the signature is all retarded, and peter was getting angry
Henry Anderson
I don't think so mate.
Matthew Bennett
This is the thing my degree really dosent lend itself to anything. I was considering some form of electrical technician as at least it would be easier to get a job after.
Ethan Jackson
SHOUT OUT NOTTS LADS
Andrew Rivera
I want to go into the Army but there are two reasons why I probably never will.
1. I'm a weak shit (can be fixed) 2. Autism (can't be fixed)
Do I just lie about the second one or do I just wait for the WWIII conscription and hope they don't notice?
Gabriel Smith
It seems that the Army's better for technical qualcs. You only get BTECs from the RAF and the Navy whilst you get C&G from the Army.
Grayson Johnson
Went for a long walk today lad to stop myself being lazy at weekends.
Ruining it with wine now, but I would have had that without the walk so it's a bonus I guess.
Aiden Rogers
Is Autism a disqualifying factor? Are you high functioning?
Elijah Evans
don't know why autism would be a problem as long as you can follow orders
but yeah same, i'd probably the one to die in training lol
Liam Johnson
Why are people so tight with their rare Peters?
Michael White
>2. Autism
Clinically or self-diagnosed?
You might just be a bit of a twat lad.
Nathan Robinson
If your Autism just makes you shit bricks when talking with random people then I wouldn't worry about it, I was usually shy and didn't talk to anyone n school but Sandhurst kicked that attitude right out of me in the first few weeks.
Samuel Cruz
I take it with a degree I could go into officer training from what I read? Thing is I don't know how I would feel about the responsibility.
Jeremiah Murphy
Our culture is the best. Oh wait, I hate Slags. Chavs too. Plus Everbody, and everything else. I know, I'll use a tripfaggot name and go on to a British section of an anymous chan to prove how British I am by pissing off every person on that thread who is British.
Jaxon Foster
I want to start getting into running. Issue is I've got shit stamina and am always self conscious of how others think.
Landon Foster
Clinically.
Brody Cruz
If you're going non Officer and you want to do that you're best bet is Weapons Engineer, it is one of the better career paths.
If you're in subs its more relaxed and Officers are less dickish.
Andrew Martin
Get a bike lad.
>can go double the distance in half the time
Henry Stewart
Go in as a soldier, then. You save more money than a civvy.
Isaiah Bennett
Uhh, I've got shit better to buy, like Sabaton CDs and merchandise.
Gavin Lee
All you need for Officer training is to be above average fitness for what they need for regular squaddies (You need to run 1.5 miles in 10 mins, 44 pushups in 2 minutes, 50 situps in 2 minutes etc, a Minimum of 3 A Levels around B grades and some charisma
Zachary Taylor
do you know how much a generic lazy neet you sound?
i'd like to do X but i can't because Y and Z
just fokken do it mate or shut up about it
James Lopez
>like Sabaton CDs and merchandise
Favourite album/song lad?
Isaac Rivera
Better to try and fail, then at least you won't have regrets in the future.
Blake Edwards
Isn't it better just to go in as a soldier and work your way up. You don't want to be like one of those rich prats who get in to please their Dad.
Caleb Clark
the only thing i ever feel after riding the bike is a heart attack
Joseph Allen
What do hot British women look like? Not models or celebs but just hot nobodies or is that not a thing?
Michael White
I'm actually pretty social, just get bad anxiety from time to time.
Henry Lewis
Just 'be yourself' user.. >remembers where he is no fug that, eh.. PANIC
Jonathan Lewis
Art of War: Cliffs of Gallipoli.
Jacob Miller
Go to Sup Forums there's usually a UK girls thread
Bentley Brown
Both 18 Made me kek, but over text pretty much this Desu, its the most bizarre thing to be relaxed in person and on edge when over text >MFW Texting her Also really curious about the military user, the only thing that I'm curious about is the 12 years as listed on the RAF mandatory? because the time is the only thing putting me of Right now
Luis Peterson
We've got some decent looking redheads.
Nathaniel Harris
I would sniff all of their filthy knickers, they probably go for a slash in the pub bogs and don't bother wiping properly so it soaks into the fabric, I would sniff that fabric, sniff the gusset.
Sniff them all
Hudson Jones
It's true that you can do that but let's be honest, you will be stuck as a Corporal for the rest of your time as the quotas for NCOs are very strict. Not to mention that as soon as you are commissioned from Sandhurst you will be earning the same as a soldier that has been in the forces for 12 years o some mad shit like that.
Justin Walker
british women where once really well described as "too ugly to rape"
Nahhh I'm good off Sup Forums I'll just take 's word for it.
Jacob Cooper
You can do 4 and blag an excuse to get out.
Jeremiah Hall
Huh so is it worth going for an officer role or not would you say, fitness won't be a problem. I'm pretty carasmatic the only worry I have is I've never had any leadership responsibility before and I'm worried about fucking up, or would you say that's pretty natural and I'll probably get over that once getting stuck in.
Nolan Rogers
You work on 4 year contracts.
Carson Carter
Also yes we do, but keep in mind its really hit and miss for my experience redheads are really wildcards though and it depends if it fits them
Julian Diaz
Now that's a fit bird.
Jack Howard
got 4 pints of red stripe lads almost done with numero 2
Charles Lee
>I've just finished uni with a 2:1
Depends on what it's in.
Isaiah Martin
I will, I would probably sniff your mums knickers too, what does she look like, post a pic of your mum
Hunter Bailey
If your concerned, just do the Royal Chair force. I can do their entry standards without practice.
Nolan Torres
In the Navy I knew plenty of mongs who were booted out before their first 4 years. I did 4 years then a year's notice before I left.
Kek glad you liked it. It's probably better that way around desu - when you get to know her better you can always tell her that, and it will probably make her like you even more.
Christian Wood
Actually not as bad as people say there are some real stunners dotted about.
One thing I've learned since getting to Denmark though is their women are awful, really bad case of bunched up faces and man jaws.
Let me guess: They got booted for smoking weed on base?
Joseph Baker
Mate, I was 18 when I wet to AOSB and didn't eve spend a single day away from family and was always the member of the group who sat back and listened to what everyone else was doing and didn't contribute anything in school. Sandhurst will teach you everything that you need to know about leading a group of people, Don't forget, you have to spend 44 weeks with them in training plus an additional X amount of weeks to train for you specific role.
Brandon Garcia
>Holly Earl is still a virgin I still don't really believe it, but just imagine.
Oliver Foster
The Tories are so fucking bad at politics.
>Labour has a shit policy on reducing tuition fees >Tories could make a big deal about how shit the policy is and how it's a regressive tax >decide to adopt similar policy because lol fuck standing for our values and opinions
Isaac Gonzalez
Women in Chav areas are really bad, I live near an estate and all the women look like men. The lads look like they've got infant-alcohol syndrome.
Zachary Green
Some look like this.
Luis Parker
George III was a faggot
George IV was a top lad.
But Charles II was the absolute top lad total bants mad shagger
Nathan Brooks
Some got done in random drugs testing, others constantly failed courses. One faked mental health issues.
Gavin Stewart
Anyone seen the latest LoveHoney adverts on tv?
Openly promoting the use of sex toys on tv, I'd be a hypocrite to think they shouod be banned entirely but to have them openly advertised on tv is a long fall from the standards of just 30 years ago.
Anthony Sanders
"OUR" Poster who said Are George. Picture of illiterate poster, You, enclosed. I will never understand how some people think being a faggot is cool.
Jaxson Young
Were they borderline retarded? I can't imagine they put them on Level 3 courses.
Kayden Anderson
That's pretty encouraging, I'll have to do some research. I'm from Hereford so there's a lot of ex military around its crazy how diverse their opinions are on it. Some come out saying it was the best years of their life whilst others say it was a waste.
Jaxson Walker
I want Lord Buckethead to shove his xenomorph dick in my ass.
Cooper Young
Yeah Number 10 has lost control, it's just basically a free for all. They're briefing against each other in the papers.
