September Happening /general/

September Happening /general/

See you in September.

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new research

R E D D R A G O N

atheists can't explain this

Have people tried asking NASA or Google about this?

like surely get this shit trending on twitter would reek havoc?

Can't wait!

Hope you all finally burn in hell and get the just reward you deserve.

>inb4 abortion psa

>See you in September.
probably not man

>digits confirm my fate
fucking hell.

do it on the 21st night of september xdd

considering it is so small I don't think anyone can user

22nd*

Nothing will happen

>See you in September.

Yeah then fuck off you retard, it is only July

sage

kek confimed the fact you won't see each other in September not that you should kys

iktf but not yet brother

So I'll be gone 'til September
Said I'll be gone 'til September, I'll be gone 'til September

>Born On August 23
>23
>According to Horoscope/Astrological Signs, I'm a Virgo
>Virgo
>That's where "it" was found
HELP!!!!!!!!!!

Are you having a labor day cookout or something OP?

Are you cooking with charcoal or are you using gas?

August 26th bro I know that feel

Charcoal is always better than gas idc what anyone says

Some time ago, people mentioned that augustus "first emperor of the roman empire" was born on september 23

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustus

23 September 63 BC – 19 August 14 AD

we already have september 23

63 bc

6+3=9

August 19 14

8+1+9+1+4=23

so apparently he died at the age of 75 when it should be 76, right before his 77th birthday

reason for that being is because they don't count 0 AD

0 AD is sometimes referred to as "Year Zero"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_zero#Astronomers

Modern astronomers do not use years for intervals because years do not distinguish between common years and leap years, causing the resulting interval to be indeterminate in length, an approximation only. Nevertheless, since the 17th century, astronomers have redefined year numbering slightly to simplify calculations: 1 BC of the traditional Christian era, a leap year, was renumbered "zero". The numbering of years of the Anno Domini era remain unchanged, of positive value. Years Before Christ are of a negative value (or zero). Since the numeric values of years are unique integers, the designations "AD" and "BC" are useless (BC is misleading), and are generally omitted. Jacques Cassini, creator of the current method, explained:

The year 0 is that in which one supposes that Jesus Christ was born, which several chronologists mark 1 before the birth of Jesus Christ and which we marked 0, so that the sum of the years before and after Jesus Christ gives the interval which is between these years, and where numbers divisible by 4 mark the leap years as so many before or after Jesus Christ.

—Jacques Cassini, Tables astronomiques, 5, translated from French

look at the name of the creator of the "AD/BC" system

Jacques Cassini

Cassini

as in the cassini satellite that's gonna crash on saturn on september 15th this year

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Cassini

he was born in the year 1677

1677

77

dubs

add all the non 7's

1+6=7

777

He published the first tables of the satellites of Saturn in 1716.

going back to year zero, it also means this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_Zero_(political_notion)

The idea behind Year Zero is that all culture and traditions within a society must be completely destroyed or discarded and a new revolutionary culture must replace it, starting from scratch. All history of a nation or people before Year Zero is deemed largely irrelevant, as it will ideally be purged and replaced from the ground up.

it sounds to me like all of this is leading to some big revolution of prophetic means around september 23rd

But the real question is what kind of charcoal are you going to use. Don't even get me started about smoking and what wood to use.

IMPORTANT PIC
FUCKING OVEN-DODGERS

Kgaigzoyzogz Sogz

Wake up kek!

Another thing. BC and AD
B is 2nd letter of alphabet
C is 3rd letter of alphabet
BC=23
A is 1st letter of alphabet
D is 4th letter of alphabet
AD=14
Coincidentally, that's when Augustus died

sep22nd bruh wat do

Chris?

So the point of greatest eclipse is happening at the same location and date (Aug 21) as a famous UFO sighting. neat.

>some random stars viewed through an infrared setting vaguely resemble a goofy face
>"OMG LE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!1111"
Stop shilling this stupid /x/-tier bullshit.

you talking about this?

Yes, the goblin thing happened and the eclipse will happen on aug 21. 62 years to the date.

Isaiah 47:13-1421st Century King James Version (KJ21)

13 Thou art wearied in the multitude of thy counsels. Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators stand up and save thee from these things that shall come upon thee.
14 Behold, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the power of the flame; there shall not be a coal to warm at, nor fire to sit before it.

STOP

there's an entrance to the inner earth in Kentucky.

could you explain this to me i'm kind of a brainlet from all the ((herb)))

>all these newfags dont remember shemitah
Its not happening it never happens

>mfw nothing happens in september
>mfw none of the /x/ faggots shilling this shit every day take a moment to consider they were wrong
>mfw they pick another date and vague phenomenon and shit up the board eternally

used to have loads of archived threads that dug up on the biblical notion on this but they all got shoah'd sadly

The Shemitah didn't have signs in the heavens above.

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>Not dying in the Happening.

Shit man that's my birthday too

me to man, weird

these god damn KIKES trying to use /our girl/ fatima agaisnt us?!

seriously though, this fucking eclipse bros. wtf is going to happen. 1.5 months left to prepare

Will us Virgos be spared?

may the next world war free us from (((them)))

it's when yellowstone finally explodes, on the 23rd

Why, what's happening?

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Anyone else going down to St Louis and the surrounding area for the eclipse?

Oh boy I feel sorry for you.

I would hope not. You shouldn't get a free pass because of your birthday.

>going TOWARDS the eclipse

are you stupid or just suicidal?

Neither lad. I've heard that the veil will be thinner down there during it. I want to AWAKEN or ASCEND.

I'll probably be in Kentucky since I'm driving from Ohio.

Even if this was real and not some autistic LARP session, didn't he Bible say man cannot predict the 2nd coming? Go back to >>/x/

Hopkinsville? I'm considering that. I've still got to get a little more info. Like who's going to be where and I must also consider pic related.

I'd say you're all going to feel pretty stupid when nothing remotely remarkable happens in September, but you delusional mongs are always capable of instantly forgetting all about it, and convincing yourself that you never really advocated a happening that much anyway, only to invent a new imaginary apocalypse date to prophecize about, and repeat the cycle.
Get a grip, and sort your lives out. There's real shit happening on planet earth, get involved with that instead of chasing light anomalies.


If it turns out to be a happening, though, I will get down on my hands and knees and apologise to each of you in a scooby doo voice.

To be honest I will be so fucking happy if that turns out to be the case. I'm afraid of what could happen even if it turns out to be positive but I must face it so I'm still going.

Nothing will happen.

U G O T T A H A V E T H E W I L L

Thoth returns

Threadly reminder that "aliens" are actually demons.

This, so much this.

Are you sure there are no other sapiant physical beings on this plane? Seems like a big assumption to me.

Threadly reminder that "aliens are demons" and "the earth is actually flat" are disinfo posers derailing the conversation

Fairly certain.

Wrong. I am eagerly awaiting to see what happens in August and September.

On the off chance the Pre-Tribulation view of the Rapture is the correct one and the world attempts to explain the sudden disappearance of the Church away via extraterrestrial means, I don't want you nerds to be deceived. Doubly so if "aliens" actually show up.

Chalk me up as a loon if you want, but not a thread derailer.

K.

Can I get a rundown, plox?

Mutha fucka better be using mesquite.
Otherwise you're a cum guzzling tranny

>Key Of The Seven
>Seven

OH SHIT