/CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner General : Fireworks Edition

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/
cwbchicago.com/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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Independence Day be like

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I hear shots outside. Oh wait. I just remembered I live in Canada and that's just fireworks.

Here is some shootings I heard a few months ago.

streamable.com/ffhiz

You can hear the female screaming "Let him go"

Chicago user here. Hearing plenty of fireworks right now. Good cover for gunshots.

>male
or
>female

male black is on the loose

Its not as crazy as last night tonight. Is it too early?

Which part of Chicago are you in?

I caught the last part of 10k feet but did someone violate a restraining order?

Robert will catch him

Ha, that could be my father in law or his brother, both where policemen in the 1970s-1980s in Rhodesia.

>This isn't him

damnnnnn jesus- robert i expect that from me but not you.. sooooooo edgeyyy

Kind of, random lulls happen. 4th should pick back up

Shit always picks up ~Midnight

CPD once Illinois goes bankrupt

>shirtless lunatic with knife
be careful, Robert

Far North Edgewater. So I'm not terribly worried for my safety. But I hear it.

it not even 930 in CHIG

We're chomping at the bit for lulz and action

what's up my dudes?

this Robert will be in service for a while

Okay I made the audio louder. Here is a shooting I heard a few months ago... I started to record after I heard a few shots off the distance and then I captured this audio.

Original video: streamable.com/ffhiz
Louder version: streamable.com/n5949

>punched a girl in the face and stole her money

Cool, I'm in Rogers Park. We are pretty close :p

Fuck checking keys, lets leave the radio on.

Relax n get /comfy/ my dude, we only had the first firework call like 45 minutes ago

also

CHECK YO KEYS

jesus you live in a shithole

What the fuck is going on, I couldn't hear Robert about the truck. Why was Dispatch asking if he was okay?

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Too damn quiet, I was trying to figure that out also.

Godspeed, user. Hopefully your city can be revived someday

>drunk racist

Sup Forums showed up

WHITE MALE MAKING RACIAL COMMENTS AT PEOPLE

Intoxicated Male White is making racial comments

Really hope you are armed, lad.

>Male white, intoxicated, making racial comments to everybody

Well, I didn't know I was in Chicago!

I mean I went to a ghetto school with gang bangers everywhere. Teenagers who carry weapons and shoot at other opps (opposite gangs) and kill each other. I've seen shootings, I've been between them. I've almost been shot a few times and I've seen dead bodies.

As sad as it is, I find it pretty normal for me.

Just another night for ROBERT.

> WHO LET Sup Forums OUT OF THE MANCAVE?

Sup Forums showed up

Sounds just like my job!

i hope you make it out if your white user... chiraq is a living hell

>Male White is making racial comments
That has to be stopped

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Pro COD gamer

30 people fighting in a alley

Add some scan lines to make it 80s and oversaturate. Then that is perfect.

>30 people fighting in the alley
check

Did they say 30 people fighting?

Yikes. Give us some details?

Are fireworks banned in Illinois ?

Is this adam yelling about 30 people fighting?

Why does he sound a million miles away?

>watch yo keys

thats a lot of people for one alley.

3 0 P E O P L E F I G H T I N G

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yes but this is usually amnesty weekend

Jesus Robert reporting for duty.

is male black up to no good?

"How many are shot"

>female victim shot in the arm

>female shot in the arm
>room mate broke down the door

everyone is up to no good tonight. 4th of July weekend in a state that outlaws fireworks

evening jesus robert
> male black up to no good
>drunk white male yelling racsist things
>a Sup Forumslack traveled into the real world

Oh no...God be with them and may the keys be checked.

>sounds of dispatch hitting a bong

MALE BLACK

>dead male body on restroom floor in apartment 121

>corpse on the bathroom floor

if this was any other city the residents wouldnt be able to discern between fireworks and gunfire. Our ears are unfortunately better trained here.

>5 black males walking back and forth looking at cars

200 lb of dead meat on the bathroom floor

bring some mo' forms

5 MALE BLACKS

no one like a shitter stiff

>someone threw piss at the caller
>antifa?

They're throwing piss at each other.

>unknown male black threw urine at the caller

mark it we have urine

AK 47s

>they're carrying big guns
>like ak-47s

>Male Black throwing piss

They're carrying big guns like AK-47, they're dressed in black and white.

Such a rich vibrant culture

somebody taking a piss over the channel

> its sick its piss it's revolting it's insulting

Is there a collection of these?

WARRIORS COME OUT TO PLAYAYEE

>grabber her hair, punched her, stole her phone.
>she ripped his shirt

also link to chiraq bingo, i lost it.

Here's some art for you nazi and white power roberts

>5 to 6 male blacks, one with gun

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Your country is cucked that it celebrates the independence of a neighboring nation.

It's like celebrating your wifes boyfriends bithday.

Lunch Break Edition

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Sweet, saving these

how many you want hehe

>Nazi husband dies for you to keep mongoloids from taking the Fatherland

>Niggardly women vote CDU

Stop this nonsense. Women are inherently unpatriotic and ungrateful.

does the dead guy in the bathroom count as tile inspector?

we are truely blessed by god

That is good for tonight...

weapons one i did a while back. hard to get a bingo in a night on this one but may get a cover all this weekend

gotta be on the pavement