First the chemical weapons, now this. Rough day 24 hours.
BREAKING: Cat Bombs Hit Demascus; Many Dead
Sebastian Thomas
Joshua Bell
Best typo ever.
Carson Sanchez
Where's /sg/ now
Bentley Torres
link you autistic retard
Adam Reed
>Syria
Who cares?
Jackson Adams
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Elijah Richardson
Cat bombs. For those whom don't get enough pussy.
Andrew Wood
I care
no I don't
Carter Gutierrez
Inshallah we will destroy the indifels. MAOWWWW
Isaiah Taylor
>cat bombs
Wait what?
>car bombs
Oh thank God, I was worried there for a second.
Brandon Baker
gf3egh33g3
Kevin Kelly
Henry Baker
Sebastian Adams
I actually clicked this thinking that terrorists were strapping bombs on cats and sending them to the targets. I'm glad no cats died, but I'm disappointed that it wasn't true.
Josiah Watson
>a Muslim shithole being bombarded by Muslims
Who the fuck cares besides Putin boot lickers.
Cooper Martinez
You're prepared for everything, guys.
Joseph Martin
Same, no joke
Jacob Hernandez
THOSE SAND NIGGERS ARE TURNING THE GODDAMN CATS INTO BOMBS AND I WONT STAND BY AND LET IT HAPPEN.
Ian Scott
They could be literally laser guided cat bombs even. You just make them chase the laser to the spot you want to bomb and set them off.
Alexander Martinez
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Zachary Myers
Cat Bombs
Isaac Gonzalez
holy shit, brilliant
Nicholas Baker
Don't worry about it. We planned for this.
Christopher Mitchell
Nyallahu ackbar
Jaxon Bell
K E K
E
K E K
Anthony Foster
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Eli Taylor
car bombs are bad...butt cat bombs? that's when things get hairy
Cameron Rivera
Syria is still a war zone, right?
Josiah Brown
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Jeremiah Bailey
I was much more horrified by the idea of bombs filled with cats. Thanks for clearing that up OP
Angel Moore
>SAND NIGGERS ARE TURNING THE GODDAMN CATS INTO BOMBS
they ain't just bombs
the cats are ready to fight to the death, like those losers that mow down a crowd then get out with a kitchen knife
>chatter about weaponized cats being brought across our southern border
>so fucking watch out
Dylan Scott
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Logan Sanders
just try it we'll attack back with doggo receivers launched from space to knock out your catbombs
Jackson Morris
This thread was far better than expected.
Jason Moore
modern meowfare
Jackson Perez
TAKE ALL PRECAUTIONS
CONFISCATE AND GA... SEND THE CATS TO CAMP.
Nathan Campbell
Cat bombs?
Charles Bell
PIC RELATED FOOTAGE FROM DAMASCUS.
Liam White
I thought it actually was cat bombs, that the govt was sending cats around and detonating them
NOT THE CAT BOMBS
Evan Williams
I literally thought cat bombs were being used by terrorists.
James Ward
dindu nuffin
Wyatt Jenkins
Shit man, don't give the sandniggers ideas. That's actually not a bad idea.
Andrew Russell
Cat bombs?
Grayson Parker
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Angel Price
>killer queen has already touched that suicide vest
Jackson Rodriguez
i was like
Isaac Thompson
ignore this picture at your own peril, anons
Jaxon Parker
inb4 ISIS reads poll, develops cat bombs.
Hundreds of years later songs are written of the "Cats of War"
Jace Gonzalez
Wouldn't this be great to get the feminazi cat ladies all stirred up. "Islam allows for the use of cat bombs"
Anthony Flores
>cat-bombs
You got it all wrong, friendo.
Jaxon Williams
how long have you been waiting to use this picture?
Grayson Nguyen
in case you all think this is new, this has been in the works for a long time
>pic related, archive photo
Chase Stewart
first thing that comes up when searching "cat suicide bomber"
Gavin Ross
praise allah
the one true god
and muhammed peace be upon him
David Smith
reported to ASIO
Nolan Lopez
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William Bennett
>Cat bombs
Kevin Brooks
I thought the inverse: bombs that were filled with cats. Cats start flying everywhere upon explosion.
I don't know. I guess that could work if your enemy is allergic on a massive scale.
Chase Garcia
What a catastrophy
Elijah Fisher
'Cry Habib, and let slip the Cats of War'
Elijah Adams
>carlos.jpg
Dominic Perry
never mind murder, mayhem, mass deaths, suicide bombers and decapitation victims... can Sup Forums trigger cat ladies with this?
#CatBombs
Jonathan Nelson
from an actual 1584 German artillery manual
>leave it to the gerrys
Adam Edwards
I bet we could meme this into reality on Twitter or something.
Samuel Wilson
>BREAKING: Syrian state TV says at least 8 killed, 12 wounded in Damascus blasts.
apnews.com
archive.fo
Anthony Rodriguez
Meowllahu catbar
Jackson Cox
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Caleb Perez
cry havoc and let slip the cats of war
Levi Thomas
uh oh
Jayden Green
>>chatter about weaponized cats being brought across our southern border
IT'S HAPPENING!
armored cats seen crossing border in Texas!!
>see image - leaked by a patriot who is now behind feline lines
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Asher Ward
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Brody Stewart
But are they more effective than bat bombs???
Kayden Foster
Uh guys koreas testing another cat bomb
Can we shoot it down from space with another catbomb?
James Clark
Sources report that the victims were left catatonic
Blake Allen
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Brandon Long
"roger that. have the director give me a vector to sector hector. deploy Catriot intercepts. over"
Bentley Smith
i just got the bad news that our man on the border didn't make it
armored cat got him as he tried to fire an arrow
Colton Wright
The assad regime but be stopped.
John Price
this thread
Kayden Jones
reported to RSPCA
Aiden Butler
I wish it wasn't a typo.
Austin Long
armored cat deployment diagrams
study these carefully
Gabriel Martinez
AP: "...witnesses are telling us that there is carnage, mayhem, and fuzz everywhere."
Austin Gomez
Include me in the screencap
Levi Morris
i think your dog has autism
Anthony Carter
Wtf is a cat bomb?
Adam Miller
This is one of those things that is just too logical to be right, somehow.
Noah Lopez
That's how you get leprosy.
Owen Fisher
>Cat Bombs
Jackson Gomez
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Jeremiah Butler
Thanks Israel
Zachary Morris
Isaiah 17 A prophecy against Damascus
1 "See, Damascus will no longer be a city
but will become a heap of ruins.
2 The cities of Aroer will be deserted
and left to flocks, which will lie down,
with no one to make them afraid.
3 The fortified city will disappear from Ephraim,
and royal power from Damascus;
the remnant of Aram will be
like the glory of the Israelites,”
declares the Lord Almighty.
4 “In that day the glory of Jacob will fade;
the fat of his body will waste away.
5 It will be as when reapers harvest the standing grain,
gathering the grain in their arms—
as when someone gleans heads of grain
in the Valley of Rephaim.
6 Yet some gleanings will remain,
as when an olive tree is beaten,
leaving two or three olives on the topmost branches,
four or five on the fruitful boughs,”
declares the Lord, the God of Israel.
7 In that day people will look to their Maker
and turn their eyes to the Holy One of Israel.
8 They will not look to the altars,
the work of their hands,
and they will have no regard for the Asherah poles[a]
and the incense altars their fingers have made.
9 In that day their strong cities, which they left because of the Israelites, will be like places abandoned to thickets and undergrowth. And all will be desolation.
10 You have forgotten God your Savior;
you have not remembered the Rock, your fortress.
Jack Perry
LEAVE THE CATS OUT OF THIS ASSAD.
Hudson Jackson
>Cat Bombs
Ian Bailey
The city is Eleven Thousand Years Old.
It isn't going anywhere.
Daniel Rivera
>LE CAT BOMBS GUIS XDDDD
>posts le funny cat pic xDDDD
kys reddit faggots
Adam Martin
Fuzzlim
Nathaniel Lopez
Someone please nuke the jews.
Isaac White
on another scary note, i was reading an article that said that cats may now be able to generate an EMP by putting a high-energy explosive cat in a balloon and detonating it
>due to prevailing magnetic field patterns, it's the leaf cats to our north that are probably the biggest threat
Daniel Hughes
Dammit OP for a second I thought they tied bombs to cats.