Friendly reminder that if you unironically sleep on one of these you are as bluepilled as they come.
>wears out in like a year or two >fucking disgusting sponge that absorbs cum, skin and sweat >extremely expensive >takes up a huge amount of space even when not in use >requires constant maintenance
The sleeping location of the truly redpilled aryan white man is the floor. It is better for your back and means you don't pay into the mattress jew. You can also supplement this technique with blankets when it is cold, and if you're a cuck you can throw down a duvet for added comfort.
Stop throwing fucking money away on unnecessary garbage.
but what kind of floor? you haven't fallen for the carpet jew have you?
Christopher Russell
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Mason Martinez
He has probably fallen for the vinyl on concrete Jew.
Kayden Jones
Japan has a correct use for everything, even their small penis
Justin Roberts
This
Anybody else feeling sleepy?
Hunter Clark
>He doesn't walk the barren earthdirt shoeless You may as well become a rabbi
Jacob Reed
OP sleeps on the floor next to the bed in which Mehmed is plowing his woman.
Blake Robinson
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Isaac Brown
>carpet good one m8. let's see, far more disgusting than jewish mattresses, and impossible to actually clean underneath without replacing entirely (typical jewish scheme). expensive. (((common knowledge))) that every floor besides the kitchens and bathrooms must be covered with it. (another jewish scheme obviously)
yeah no thanks. Using carpet is the almost the same level of jewry as a juiceroo
Isaac Mitchell
This.
Rugs > carpet
Isaac Sanders
>wears out in a year of two
exactly how much do you actually weigh you humongous fatty
Nathaniel Roberts
That's why I sleep on good old hard floor. I don't mind my hands going numb during the night and the spiders crawling over me, it's just part of the parcel.
Christopher Cox
typical britfag who couldnt be arsed to vote but wants to retain eu citizenship
Chase Clark
I spent about a year sleeping on the floor. Shit sucks.
Cameron King
I live in a small apartment because I'm saving up money, when I want to sleep I get the futon from the closet and lay it down on the floor, sleep, and roll it up when I wake up.
I basically do not have a bedroom, use the space as a working space and save a lot of money.
Eli Rogers
Sleep in a pile of hay. Jesus did.
Michael Jones
S T O N E T O N E
Camden Myers
nigger
Dominic Diaz
Quality post!
Also futon Is masterrace
Jeremiah Mitchell
>tfw unironically been sleeping on the floor for 3 years once you get "used to it" it feels way way better. All that bullshit about "muh back hurts at night" is because you are, as OP said, sleeping on a fucking sponge that bends and weaves. Straight, firm, flat is what works best with humans. If you want purple pill, go Japanese futon. And no pillows either. Sleep on your arm.
Cameron Walker
What, an australian shitposter is afraid of a few spiders? Color me surprised.
Adam Phillips
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Luis Jenkins
God I love this board.
Adrian Williams
>order a futon >it's like 1,5 meters long Fucking chinks
Jack Gonzalez
you think spider cant walk up your mattress dipshit? THEY CAN WALK UP ANYTHING
Henry Gonzalez
>absorbs cum How many bulls do you have over a night there, fanny bandit? >expensive Seriously, get a job you listless faggot >takes up space What the fuck else are you using that room for? Stop living in a cuck shed
Jaxon Morris
Good thing I'm a rich American who buys sleep number beds and has them professionally cleaned every year.
Fuck of degenerates.
Owen Powell
I bet you are the same fatty american who spends $5 every morning on a starcucks instead of just making your own fucking coffee for 3 cents you dumb shitter. Stop throwing money away.
Jack Jones
jesus christ you fucking niggers have no elf respect
Samuel Gonzalez
>6ft biped is afraid of 3mm creature 1/50000th your mass Jesus christ, and you claim to be a man?
Mason Bailey
>trying to save money on literally everything
JEW DETECTED
Grayson Gutierrez
Fuck the elves
Zachary Ross
>Sleep on a futon >Gave me long term back problems Thanks senpai, but next time I will rather sleep on a pile of rocks.
Jonathan Russell
underrated
Luis Powell
>Straight, firm, flat is what works best with humans
How can it be flat, when obviously the butt sticks out? Your spine would be bending downwards. Serious q.
Logan Davis
I also, almost always sleep on my stomach.
Jordan Diaz
>throwing money at literal jews
Mason Phillips
does anyone else sleep in a hammock?
i do for about half the year.
Isaiah Lee
>duvet for added comfort
Landon Johnson
What the fuck lol. Do you live outside?
Carson Thompson
OP is a black man who can't afford a bed. kek
Wyatt Diaz
>wears out in a year or two >constant maintenance
stop jumping on your bed with muddy boots user, they'll last a lot longer.
Leo James
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Caleb Moore
>>wears out in like a year or two More like a decade or two >>fucking disgusting sponge that absorbs cum, skin and sweat You know sheets exist right? >>extremely expensive Only if youre a poor Yurocuck >>takes up a huge amount of space even when not in use >He doesnt know about murphy beds >>requires constant maintenance what maintenance? Washing your sheets once a week? 2/10 for getting me to respond. See me after class.
