Yes Hollywood!!

Thank you, Based Ritchie

I don't see a problem in this.

>social justice niggers don't even know the original story was set in china

Wow, now nobody watch it. Good job, sjw's

Guy Ritchie? Didn't he used to make snarky British crime dramas? Why the fuck is he making Disney movies now?

>kangaroo education.

Aladdin is a story based in Arabia

>remake of Aladdin starring Tom Hardy
retarded to begin with

>Aladdin is an impoverished young ne'er-do-well, dwelling in "one of the cities of China"

> casting a white person for playing an Arab is racist
> casting an Indian just because he's also brown is not

>tom hardy
>jafar
has he even seen the disney original? jafar is tall and slim, the literal opposite of tom hardy. how high was he when saying this?

>not knowing lamp was originally a wok
>not knowing genie was originally a dragon
>not knowing the palace was originally feudal China sorrounded by the great wall
>not knowing the parrot was originally eaten
>not knowing the monkey was originally a nigger

>jafar is tall and slim, the literal opposite of tom hardy
This. Why not just picking Benedict Cucumber?

>>not knowing the monkey was originally a nigger
Glad to know they kept something true to the original story

I didn't know the bird was eaten.

Even when people cave in to PC demands they still shaft the Arabs by casting them as Indians.

Nice.

>Indian
isn't it an iranian story though?

Agrabah has WMD. Centralised banking by years end. Screenshot this

Thought you were Italy. The quail eating wogs would be ok with this

That actually makes more sense. Thanks austria.

The vice of Jasmine was done by a Filipina-American and Aladdin's by a white guy for the song A Whole New World. The dialogue was performed by a white woman and a Jew. Good luck casting Poos and expecting success, especially when neither the original story nor the Disney version was set in India.

>The quail eating wogs
People don't eat quail since after world war 2, people now only (and still rarely) eat only quail eggs

Movie is generic fantasy Middle East but the director based a lot of the designs off Iran because he was from there

Arguably false
t- hunter.

the original alladin story is I believe from an Iranian epic (collection of stories)

Right, and it takes place in China. A country's epics taking place outside of their country of origin isn't unusual, portions of the Arthurian cycles take place in France, Germany, and Britain and Beowulf takes place in Denmark.

>not knowing the monkey was originally a nigger
I fucking love Australians

I thought they were sandnigger not poonigger

>Indian nights, like Indian days.
I cant be bothered to change the lyrics to be about India and Pooing in Loo's I've got other stuff to do.

Same.

owned, another one bites the dust

>indians and arabs aren't white

Id it's based on Disney's, why not Arabian actors? If based on the original, why not Chinese? If it's just an adaptation, why bother casting specific ethnicities?

>indian
disgusting

>Oh, I come from a land, from a faraway place
>Where the people all shit in the streets
>Where we use our bare hands
>To clean up our waste
>It's disgusting, but hey, we're Pajeets

This. The PC mob and all who obey them are fucking retarded. Funny how they claim to be so racially and culturally sensitive but then celebrate the removal of Valkyrie's white identity. I'm glad they're not really breeding, they need to die out.

Noice

>Aladdin without Robin Williams

the right complains about something on the internet:
>ALT-RIGHT TROLLS HARASS AND BULLY INNOCENT VICTIM
the left complains about something on the internet:
>X FACES BACKLASH FROM ACTIVISTS *picture of X looking dumb or apologetic*

Every time.

>not taking another opportunity to cast all the bad guys as whites
GUY RITCHIE NO

>Story is Persian
>Cast two pajeets to play the characters.
Fuckin hell, it's like they're comically clueless as to how hypocritical this is.
"THAT CHARACTER ISN'T WHITE, THIS IS WHITEWASHING!"
"Oh no, what do we do now Tim?"
"JUST CAST SOME RANDOM BROWN AND CALL IT A DAY!"

Huh. I didn't know that. Interesting.

Why bother. Nobody will remember it two weeks after it releases. Meanwhile the animated cartoon with Robin Williams will still sell merchandise for many years to come.

tom hardy would actually be a shit jafar though

Guy Ritchie is a Mockney faggot sucking his own shite offa Jason Statham's dick

Do people not understand Alladin was set in China originally? You think poo in loos would have that kind of dynasty? What a joke.

Is there even such a thing as a good Indian actor?

Not necessarily.
Prabhu Deva is their best dancer though.
>MY LOONY BUN IS FINE BENNY LAVA
>MINOR BUN ENGINE MADE BENNY LAVA