Bump for Brits. Every time the day comes around I get triggered. I can't look on twitter without getting triggered. My British colonialism is under attack every time I see this event. Can we place ban it?
I'd like John Adams portrayed as an overweight black non-binary gendered person please.
Jordan Lewis
This! Obviously user you know Black people build america, they should be fairly represented.
Jayden Stewart
I'm not offended - thankfull we can't be held responsible for burgerism, but not offended
Jack Martinez
You're literally a white male! HOLY SHIT!
Nathaniel Russell
White people are literally evil. Like did you see how they basically raped everyone ages ago. White people should be enslaved and raped so they know what it is like. Like seriously guyz.
Aiden Thomas
It's completely obvious, i'd just like a safe space away from these bigots.
"Founding Fathers", What about the Founding women? You know, the ones that ACTUALLY WROTE the declaration.
Matthew Walker
Last time I looked yes
Joshua Myers
Did you know over 300 million brits died in their Holocaust!?
Logan Howard
300 grolizzian #neverforgeti
Jordan Powell
Heard it was 300 gazillion
Lucas White
LIKE, Holy shit. Is this really happening?
A FUCKING WHITE MALE!
I just can't right now.
The unspoken truth!
Asher Fisher
If freedom offends you fuck off.
Samuel Green
^ Don't buy their hate!
This is a safe space!
Oliver Allen
Latest numbers say 300 gorillion
Jose Gutierrez
HOW DARE YOU! How dare you bring your HATE speech into this safe space! People like you make me sick, I bet you hide behind Sup Forums because you are a cis straight white hetrosexual Britophobic male. Disgusting pig.
Landon Johnson
I'm also straight if that helps
Hudson Martin
>How do I convince liberals this is offensive to British people? Tell them it's un-Islamic.
Kevin Howard
Oh boy
Christopher Baker
I know.
Samuel Wilson
Uncanny!
Hunter White
you arent getting your colonies back faggots
cry moar
you should be worring about the people taking over your country not the land you already lost
Xavier King
This is correct, how many founders wore a hijab?
>Oh Boy >Boy >B >O >Y
Did you? no, only a complete moron would assume my gender.
HOLY SHIT!
Nicholas Edwards
Woah guys, calm down. You need to check your privilege.
>Don't want to make 300 million + 1
Evan Richardson
Fu op Everytime the continentals were close to achieve unity, you destroyed everything.
Brits and their kike masters have to be punished by long hard paki cocks.
Then, once you learned your place, on your fucking island full of brit bitches pregnant with paki halfbreeds, we will start to rebuild.
Joseph Murphy
Who would want them now y'all have fucked email up
Camden Lopez
Donald Trump: >White Male >"Won" check the numbers darling!
Thomas Jefferson: >White Male >"Won"
You can't make this shit up.
Mason Russell
I wish she was a kike
then those kekistani fags would finally realise
Ryder Thompson
What colonies darling?
Questions (not for white males): If Benjamin Franklin was alive day, would ze be a furry?
Evan Bell
Blow it out your ass.
Nolan Stewart
You're white. and being white is un-american
Easton Ward
Black people picked cotton. They didn't build shit. Try again.
Isaiah Anderson
I'M LITERALLY SHAKING!!!
Carson Perry
Speak for yourself, brah.
Anglo bloods flows through my veins. So much in fact, I get thirsty every time I walk by a kraut.
Tyler Rogers
#300million
Never forget
Matthew Campbell
America was founded by black women. Sorry they didn't teach you this in your corrupt white schools.
Carson Sanchez
> America was founded by black women. Yea see this is why no one takes liberals seriously anymore. You're not really convincing anyone with your group insanity. You know that right?
Joseph Lee
"We the -white- people" ^ Original text before MLK got it changed
William Sanchez
Would you rather me take this to tumblr? Bet I could gain a shit ton of support.
John Rodriguez
bongistani pls, they've been saying this shit for a while now, excecpt #1 obv
Kayden King
See the inbreeding in the UK hasn't only resulted in bad teeth, now you're turning mentally challenged.
Dylan Sanchez
Like seriously can we please stop using that flag, no brown or black = not a real flag. Like seriously.
First point just because 4th is soon
Lucas Thomas
Yes. Go take it to tumblr. Be a Tumblr hero. Theeeera ya go. Good doggy.
But seriously, like seriously, Sup Forums is the best place darling, this is the alt-right headquarters. Now are you done man-splaining?
Ryder Green
The saddest thing about 1776 is they were one off triple digits and this will be true for all time.
Jackson Hall
You do realize this is a satire thread, old chap?
Christopher Richardson
Enough banter anglo.
David Torres
Never!
Mason Morales
Wtf I'm a female now!
Hunter Fisher
^ The 300 million shall never be forgotten. If you look at the history, back when the British Empire was originally black. The first colonies we sent to America was lead by a man named Tyrone Anglo.This peaceful giant was among the first to be gassed by the white Americans during the 1776 holocaust.
Now that, THAT is a flag! How is ze doing today?
Lucas Russell
Tyrone was a saint! Didn't do nothing, and they just cut him down in his prime
Austin Murphy
You're gonna make me cry, I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
Come on girl, your stronger than that. Can't let the whites get to me.
Jaxon Collins
...
Xavier Johnson
Holy fuck, did you just digitally rape me?
Blake Perez
Brilliantly, what about you fellow British individual whose background is irrelevant to it's Britishness and genital parts to it's gender?
Nicholas Campbell
needs to be a tire track
Jack Rogers
Staying strong, I'm just trying to make a friendly progressive thread. It's getting close to midnight and I might need to go soon though :'(
Julian Fisher
Why?
Michael Butler
>ywn be part of the western european time zone Why live? It's 1AM and I should be sleeping.
Parker Ross
Say the British were just trying to enforce sensible gun laws at Lexington and Concord
Colton Phillips
Just in case anyone is wondering (of course you are ;) ). I identify as a green dragon named Hope, my gender changes dynamically.
i cri errytiem, probs gonna be on till half past. Gonna make one of these thread on the 4th. The banter bus will have no brakes.
Do you know that battle was actually fought in "Middlesex". further evidence that the binary gender myth doesn't exist.
Jaxon Green
When is st Tyrone's day?
Jacob Davis
General Washington sold his teeth for booze money.
Jaxson Powell
>when you realise it's July 4th :'(
Gabriel Jenkins
God's work, good night fellow anglo.
Zachary Roberts
So all the fireworks an stuff are really for St Tyrone?
Ethan Mitchell
Night
kek
It should be. "St Tyrone And The 300 Million", now that's a book title.
Nathaniel Morris
Certainly worth a thread - could be the birth of a meme