> Be me.
> Have a lifelong best friend.
> Friend has thicc, blonde mom with big titties.
> Friend's mom is a proud Nationalist.
> Friend refers to her being lonely.
> goingforthegold.jpg
> Doing work around her house outside, because I'm handy af.
> While taking a break, we get into a discussion about politics.
> We both agree with each other on everything.
> fuckyeah.jpg
> I bring up how there are so many beta males who don't know how to take care of a woman.
> She legitimately asks me if I'm an alpha.
> I say yes.
> Get onto conversation about memes.
> She loves Sup Forums
> hellyes.jpg
> She sits down next to me, with her hand somewhat near my balls.
> I realize this is my time.
> She's short and I'm tall, so I'm able to pick her up and bring her to her bedroom.
> She's definitely into it.
> Not expecting much from a housewife, until she literally starts almost ripping the balls out of my pants.
> After only several minutes, I'm legitimately fucking the living shit out of her.
> She must have lots of sexual energy built up, as he fucked for way longer than I expected.
> Writing this as she sleeps next to me, with her ass still up against my dick.
That's right, politics and memes got me laid. Never give up on your dreams folks, Kek.