Hola gringo I'm here to pick yo son up for our fuckin' date. Don't you worry señor user imma suck his dick real good

Hola gringo I'm here to pick yo son up for our fuckin' date. Don't you worry señor user imma suck his dick real good.

Thank god you're not Black.

>Instead of beating my cock, looks like I'm going to be beating you tonight instead.

Did you just assume my wife's son's pronouns you proud woman of color?!?!?!?!?

I'd watch a movie about a nerdy white guy dating a Cholita

Have you been properly raped by your MS13 brothers?

When you get done with him, come see me later.

My lawn isn't the fucking wheat farm, it's two miles east of here, you fucking spic, now get the hell off my lawn before I dig two holes for each one of your cow tits.

>Imma suck his cock good

Don't believe you. Show me how good.

Me first, you salsa sucking spic!

>My son is actually getting laid

Fuck it. At least he aint a fag boy.
Long as he isnt thinking about marrying her.

At least you're not a nigger.

Cucks

"That autistic loser? Holy shit, you people really will do the jobs Americans won't do!"

>my son
That girl is older than me and t b h I'd definitely let her suck my dick Kek

Ok make a man out of him so he can stop being a faggot

>he's not a gay

>tfw no brutal af hardcore catholic spic hoodrat gf

>inb4 the son comes out and starts walking to her car and she slaps him in the back of the head calling him stupid for not grabbing her tits already

see that you do young lady.
say hi to your madre for me

Latinas are hot and have the WETTEST pussies

Yeah man, those BASED latinas are the best

yeah especially when they turn 25 and magically morph into goblins

Jeb was probably pissed when he found this out.

hoodrat hispanic girls make me hnnngg and i dont know why

i fucked a peruvian chick once it was pretty wet de su

They're so fukn BASED bro

id hit it. oh wait

its amazing that his wife is only 34 years old

...

>fuck mexican girl
>she actually starts moaning/screaming 'ay papi'

damn she was fun

>posting the edit

What does sex feel like? I'm a 21 year old virgin

What the fuck is this gringo bs you're 70% Spaniard.

>pretty rad if you have a special women

Slightly better than masturbating. But more work. And the girl will just be fantasizing about someone else anyway.
It's honestly not worth it m8.

he married his house elf?
good for him

>What does sex feel like? I'm a 21 year old virgin

If not done with the right person (stable girlfriend/wife) and with not enough practice, not much better than masturbation, however if you do it with a stable partner and get to know her body and needs and she learns yours, sex ranges from good to amazing to fulfilling (love) take this seriously, good sex requires a stable relationship, if not you feel relief followed by emptiness.

Pretty much.
I don't know how normies can have one night stands. Sex is so damn boring if you don't love the person you're doing it with. It's like fucking a hole with flesh around it.

I've managed to raise my son to be a straight none nigger fucking male who can pull down attractive crazy Catholic Latinos

I'd wipe away the single tear of happiness on my cheek, shake his hand and give him some extra going out money

"Okey dokey!"