This is still Obama's America

So some prick who doesn't live near me has been parking this piece of shit next to my house all summer long.
So today I decide to ask him why he doesn't park the eyesore by his own house or at least move it down the street so I don't have to look at it.
I know legally there is nothing I can do about it so I that is why I asked him to move it.
This faggot FLIPS THE FUCK OUT and starts screaming F-bombs at me. Of course these escalate quickly and the psycho is begging me to come out to the street to fight.
Since I didn't want to spend the weekend in jail, I decide to walk away. This was extremely difficult to do since he looked like a 50 yr old , unemployed accountant who hasn't moved from his couch in 20 years and I would have DESTROYED him.
He then screams, "I'm calling the cops"! so I said please do, what do I care?
5 minutes later 3 pigs show up to talk to me. I told them that this dude is insane and he is obviously on something. The black cop replies, "everyone is on something"
In the old days if some faggot wants a fight he would get it and the argument is over. Today 3 cops show up because I called someone ugly???

Muslim and niggers are here to take America from us and we won't let em. Next time have a gun ready and tell him to fuck off, especially since its on your property.

Yup - gotta play the chess 4d user

8 years of Obama and the country is now full of pussies who call the police when their feelings get hurt

cool blog post

any suggestions? I want to get even

>subtle personal army request

Oh fuck off with muh private property and get a life. It's just parking a truck in the street.

Let me guess, you got your guns prepped in your living room just in case, right? Dick in hand just hoping something happens.

"everyone is on something"

what did the nigger mean by this

Three cops showed up because he told them some bullshit story and when they became aware of the situation they fucked off without taking you in.

I already called my ex gf who is a cop to find out who he is

that's what I'm wondering

Since when are people allowed to just park their cars indefinitely on the side of the street that's not even in front of their home?
Empty your piss/poo jugs in the bed

Back to tumblr faggot

I did nothing wrong. I wasn't worried. I walked away...and it wasn't easy

Thats a Jeep J10 and you should be smacked in the mouth for calling it a POS it will outlast any new truck made today except for maybe a Toyota.

I'm an accountant. CPA to be precise.

Fuck you OP.

I didn't say you did anything, you fucking pussy, I'm saying this retard bullshitted the cops and nothing came of it. Just fucking let it go.

Fug, Jeep pickups are awesome even when they're beat to hell.

Also, Jeeps will last forever.

I'm sure you can get creative and figure out another way to prevent him from parking there.

Op

This is what you get for not living in the country

People respect each others land and everyone is armed and ready even if some salesman shows up

That's just it. I can't ell him he can't park there, but what kind of inconsiderate piece of shit is embarrassed of his ride so he parks it where other people have to look at it?
I even asked the black cop how he would like it if someone always parked that eyesore in front of HIS house

Kaiser/AMC shure did know how to design a masculine looking truck, its a shame about the quadratrac though that shit sucked balls.

Hijacking. This is now a Jeep thread.

J10 military amberlamps

How does it feel having a Vagina between your legs OP?

Don't disrespect the Jeep pickup. Besides that, sounds like there isn't much you can do. It might be annoying, but legally he's allowed to park there as much as anyone. Don't bother him or damage his vehicle, because you'd legally be in the wrong and he's already called the cops on you and probably documented it. Could be worse, he could be bouncing a basketball all day right in front of your property. He could be blasting jungle music at you. It's a mild annoyance. You were right to bring it up. He shouldn't have flipped out on you, but he is allowed to park there if he wants. Just let it go, user.

It's a public road, user.

Not sure how what I said makes me a pussy...but thanks for the (you)

oh lawd a Kaiser M725 ambulance... I almost bought one years ago that was MINT for $8,000 but it was just so big and i had no reason to own it.

We found the nigger

Slash his tires. If he wants to leave his car there, he can fucking leave it there for a long time.

He means its a common thing for them to hear as cops that can't be proven. It's just a "likely story".

You whine way too much about this insignificant shit.

After today, that probably wouldn't be good idea

Getting fined and paying for his new tires sounds like a great idea, yeah. Wouldn't make the situation ten times worse than it is in any way.

You should ask the dude how much for the truck, fix it up and resell it for a pretty penny.

When was the last time you saw a Jeep truck?

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You don't fuck with peoples cars. If the owner caught the OP he would probably shoot him... which wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing to have happen.

sugar in the gas tank

Half of it is gone...not worth restoring. It's a parts truck at best

>fucking up a great car over some bullshit
Fuck off.

you made a thread venting on a tawainiese mud fishing board. Control yourself.

>being such a faggot you can't stand a truck parked near your house

Oh noes, did his ebil ugly twuck hurt your fee fees?

Fuck you little bitch...you sound like someone who doesn't pay $4000/yr in property tax. How's that view from your mom's basement?

i wouldn't do anything now, the time to do something to the truck was before you engaged the guy verbally. now if something happens to it you're going to be suspect #1

>Half of it is gone...not worth restoring. It's a parts truck at best


Unfortunately true... it is still worth more than OP's life though.

If this isn't a troll thread your a fucking idiot for even approaching him. People can park wherever they want in a suckers world. If your really the type that can't deal with getting stepped on like a sucker then don't say anything next time and just go light the fuckers car on fire. Tell the cops you saw some kids running away or a pack of niggers or whatever. He wont have a car to park there anymore.

>fucking up a great country over BBC.

this. OP sounds like a literal woman. "I dont like looking at that eyesore!"

fucking grow up

Why did you confront him? This a standard jam doughnuts in the exhaust job

Jeep is aesthetic. Classic American styling at it's best aside from Cadillac

You could have used it as the best icecream truck in your state.

>Have a drama with the property owner
>Next day I find my tires are slashed
>"Hmmmm..... Who could it have been......"
>Throw a brick at a certain window

Sounds like a brilliant idea junior

Buncha car faggots need to get back to /o/

What a whiny entitled little cuntlip you are.
>Mexico
For real, dawg.

You fucking little beta nigger. You will not do shit, you CAN NOT do shit. You would have gotten wrecked by the owner and were too afraid to say shit to his face. You will never be a man. much less a human being.
Also, fuck off, Sup Forums is not your personal army. NIGGER

>$4000/yr in property tax

KEK! no i live in a red state out in the boonies not in a blue state full of niggers and transgenders like you.

>nigger behaviour is parking your truck on the street
>not flipping out over someone else parking a truck on the street

Do you own that street? No you don't, no more than the other guy. He has just as much right to park there as you do. Either man the fuck up and ignore it (or better yet, appreciate it) and move on with your pathetic life, or move out the neighborhood since it's gonna keep happening, and now you've blown your top if anything happens to him or the truck, YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL

Get a single nail from somewhere. The older the better. Leave it properly wedged under a tire. Continue until results.

/n/ pls go, adults are talking

Teenagers without driving licenses need to get back to Sup Forums.

Yup, Jeep trucks are rad.

Having a soft spot for old cars, I've been on the receiving end of OPs rant. In college I had a '68 Bronco and parked it out front of my mom's house (gated/HOA) and got yelled out/notes left on the windshield almost every other day.

Moved out to a 'hip' downtown area, bought a '64 Mercedes fintail and got the same hate notes from people there too.

People are age'ist against cars.

Oh, you are one of those "I'm a taxpayer" niggers.
Glad you got out of the hood, Tyrone.

>making a blog post on Sup Forums because you're an uppity fag

Wew lad. I'd take my dog to shit on your lawn desu just because I know it would piss you off.

You know as much as you burgers like to take the piss for us having no freedoms this would definitely not happen in bongland that guy would be forced to move his car I think the law is 'inconsiderate parking'

What kind of metrosexual faggot is OP? What man cares about "eye soars". That's a bitch term.

He should be careful where hi parks his car on the 4th if July.

Shits been known to happen.

Back in my day we would just stab his tires and not blog about it

>muh feelings
>muh car
Thats all I see

you sound like an insecure piece of shit

He wouldn't unless it was blocking access. Only time it ever happens is with abandoned cars that haven't moved in years too.

Well desu if theres a sidewalk you can park wherever the f you want since its maintained and owned by the gov't.
If there is no sidewalk, and the curb is homeowner property (like stones and then ur grass), you can call the cops and tell him to gtfo.
But yeah i gotta agree people today are feel so fucking entitled to shit. I don't like hating on ppl but i bet you he was a gen. X'er, fucking worst generation of generations.

He wouldn't get arrested if he did something to the guys car. He would however probably get harassed by the police at first and maybe some retaliation by the other cunt.
It would be hard to prove if you weren't dumb about it at most you would be interrogated and let go.

"Your day" being last year in high school, I gather.

I'm shocked that piece of shit still runs. You hardly ever see those shitbox jeep gladiators anymore.

>I don't have a car and I'm mad about it

There's intent and a prime suspect, he'd at least spend a few days in custody

Kek. This cocksucker is so easy to troll. If he wasn't a cumguzzling pussy he would have dealt with the situation swiftly.

>fucking grill is literally a bowtie.
What did jeep mean by this?

OP a couple of days ago I let my cat walk around my apartment hallway because he likes it and when he's happy he poops on my bed less. He stopped a few seconds to sniff at the door of my next-door neighbor who pets him sometimes. I thought it was cute. later that night my shower gets interrupted by a cop banging on my door telling me I'm not allowed to walk my cat anymore and I have to use the elevator on the far side of the building because I'm never allowed to walk by my neighbor's door ever again or communicate with her ever again. I've never been anything but friendly and respectful to her and she's never given me any reason to think she didn't want me around, and now I have to inconvenience myself for her insecurity (law-abiding citizen who obeys police instruction FML)
I feel for you user

break the window, throw lit fireworks with a homemade delayed fuse, tape up the window and watch the show.

Just call the police and report it for obstructing the roadway. I've done this to a neighbor who kept working on cars in the road.

I have family in Dubuque. Are you one of my cousins?

sweet truck, can you email me his phone number? i'll take the truck off his hands for you

A situation like this brings to mind some pranks/situations in Grumpy Old Men.

Tired of dealing with whitey's bullshit.

Nah mate if you rang up the cops and explained the situation they'd love the opportunity to make someone move their car
Especially if it was left there and it was a suburban area
This situation definitely

Just park your car(s) there, eventually he'll find somewhere else to go.

Even the parts are sought after buy collectors for rebuilds, restorations or just-in-case. Same with parts from the old Dodge Power Wagons.

OP, it's 4th of July weekend, apologize to the guy for being a douche, he'll probably apologize too. Share some drinks and talk trucks, see if he wants to sell.

Perfect opportunity to break the ice with the guy, then part the truck out to those who need it on ebay and have money thrown at you.

Nice blogpost. I'm sharing this on Facebook. :-)

Sorry user that I don't pray to my car everyday.

Like 15 years ago, but basically.

No they wouldn't, they have far better things to be doing than entertaining housewives like OP

Like I said, unless you're blocking access there is no legal precedent to move the car. I should know, my neighbors hate me for parking cars all up and down the street, and I've not ever go so much as a polite letter from the police

To be fair, I wouldn't want that piece of shit parked in front of my house either. If he really wanted to get back at them, he'd go buy a $500 Honda from a junkyard and park it in front of their house.
Some people are just dicks that can't be reasoned with, and you have to measure your response because they might just take it to a level you don't want to be at.

Get a bucket of thermite and ignite it on top of his hood or roof.

Well you don't typically pray to your mothers' worthless Kia

>For real, dawg.
>implying i would let pic related into my country,
Sometimes i think all the good Swedes are dead,
Almost forgot i happen to know a 50 year old "swedish apefrican american" For how long has this degeneracy been going?

What's the real story, Op? This dude fuck your girl or something? Why're you trying to get a Korean origami board to be your personal army?

some people are so pathetic that the blame the man their girl wants to fuck instead of their girl

>There's intent and a prime suspect
Doesn't mean shit in the US
You need something that is worth the prosecutions time. Like evidence, or a witness. As long as you don't say anything to the police you can get away with it provided they don't have one of the two thing I just mentioned and provided you don't fall for one of their tricks and talk like a retard.