Re-post from prev thread: It would be good if someone could LARP as a Greek - they've widely flouted their smoking ban which came in in 2010.
Leo Thomas
Femanon here, who wants to discuss British politics with me on kik, I promise I'm not left wing, give me your kik and let's hit up for interesting discussion : My kik is blondeslut96
Can we put more effort in to this thread, lads? In the last one there were a couple of massive Charlies and a huge cunt.
Brandon Davis
When will you take the Luddpill?
Technology is responsible for the overwhelming majority of today's ills.
Now, not all modern technology is bad. But most of it certainly isn't improving our lives.
Imagine living in the 17th century with today's standards of healthcare. Now imagine living with today's social media, television, film, video games, transport, overpopulation, etc, but with the 17th century's healthcare. Which would you choose?
Take the Luddpill.
Ayden Hernandez
Aaaaaand... the trilogy is complete!
Jackson Gray
I don't know what it is but she's really good looking in the Black Dress in her Babooshka music video
Nathan Clark
>he says on a computer
Charles Ramirez
Gonna buy a proper lighter, lads (always used chuckables).
Should I go St. George or Union Flag?
Nathan Taylor
I'm going to try and fall asleep listening to LBC now. Hopefully someone can call in and troll it up a bit but I'm quite sleepy now.
Goodnight.
Carter Phillips
Night lad
Henry Nelson
Night. I should probably go too, got a shitty day at work tomorrow helping literal third worlders and illegals get their hands on taxpayer funds.
Luis Taylor
But then how would I watch the entire first season of The Day Today in a single day, today?
Night lad, will be listening out for you on O'Brian tmoz
Asher Collins
britpol needs more smokers and less gymrat manlets desu
Zachary Miller
Whatcha mean lad, like a zippo? I'd personally go with the Union (not a Jack unless it's flown on a ship apparently) because I relate more to it and with the additional bonus of triggering Celtic fans and Taigs.
David Hughes
Timpsons do free engraving when you buy a zippo
Sebastian Scott
Computers aren't necessarily bad. There's nothing inherently wrong with new technology.
There's nothing inherently good about it either. Do you really feel that Snapchat, Twitter, Facebook, Youtube, Instagram, e-celebrities, YouPorn, etc. enhance your life?
We need to be more careful about which technologies we adopt. Allowing single mothers to show their vaginas at 100,000 fans on Instagram helps absolutely no one in the long run. But again - imagine if we gave today's medical advances to people living in the 17th century. They would live such wholesome and fulfilled lives.
Nathan Gutierrez
>tfw both a smoker and a gymcel
fuck that manlet shit though
Colton White
How many per day?
Juan Taylor
What's the average height in the uk lads? Am I manlet at 5'10"?
Luke Adams
Rollies la, 4 or 5 a day, more if I'm bevvying.
Blake Davis
Lol it is yeou, wheou are being unreasonable
Samuel Turner
Chris Morris is based. There are definitely good positive uses for modern technology. I'm not disputing that. My point is that not ALL modern technology is inherently good or worthwhile. And yet we all have to adopt it.
>They would live such wholesome and fulfilled lives.
Dominic Powell
5'10" is pretty much the cut-off for manlet
Benjamin Rivera
Just got round to watching QT, fucking hell that Canary bitch could not shut up for half a second.
Josiah Ortiz
Oh wow, it's almost as if humans were animals, and giving those animals more and more and more power and reach (for the sheer sake of it) wasn't a good idea :^)
Anthony Torres
can you imagine what life must be like being permanently triggered like that?
Liam Gutierrez
Also check my fucking plusses.
Robert Howard
You could admit you were BTFO.
Dominic Wood
That is quite sexy.
Robert Williams
Lad what the fuck is that video. I will not accept 'art' as an answer.' I see your point though, it's the classic 'you can, through technology, now listen to every piece of music ever recorded and archived yet you choose to gorge on vacuous pop trash.' In terms of 'artistic creations' in regards to tech, really it becomes the disgression of the individual and taste as well as matters of trends and accessibility that are the defining factors in what is consumed. But you're right, most folk wouldn't choose to sit down and digest the genuis of Morris' satire despite it all being on youtube.
Talking of chuckle-huts, reposting this from earlier today as this is pre oppressively PC Boshevik Broadcasting Corp comedy gold:
No wait. Let me guess. You were just acting stupid.
Jose Martin
S'up biscuitboys, Amerifat here
I'm partly sorry for your mass influx of turd-worlders, but in a world with a failing globalist economy what can ya do? So I'm curious - how many times in your personal lives do you have to deal with muslims niggering in public whether they're picking fights or firebombing paddywagons?
Wyatt Ramirez
Never. Not a Poorthener.
Caleb Harris
Right, going to hit the sack lads. A day on the cards of refining myself physically and mentally tomorrow. Sweet dreams and toodle-pip.
Jacob Adams
in what universe did technology empower us because i want to live there please
Cameron Young
Never. Black man spat at me once though when I was biking back from the gym.
Kayden Anderson
Pretty much never where I live, which is surprising considering where I live.
So the South has no problems with niggers and Muslims?
Juan Morgan
Reeeeeeeeeee.
Isaiah Gonzalez
Nah I've never actually had any shit off them, once a black bloke actually put his arm out to stop be getting knocked down on a back road where there's hardly any traffic. I know, I thought I was being mugged at first.
In the UK black people are a real minority in most places outside some London boroughs, there's a lot more Muds though and while I've never had any shit off them I know people who've seen them trying to pick girls up. They tend to keep to themselves otherwise, until they get to the magic 10% number and we have chimpouts daily.
Brandon Perry
I delt with quite a few at university, most were okay tier, but those were mostly "nominal" muslims that either wanted to get away from their shithole countries and laws or were draft dodgers.
Now, the fucking Nigerian niggers, every single one got kicked out for cheating. I literally got one kicked out myself because we got stuck with him on a group project and did fuck all.
Luke Sanchez
MISSUS NESBITT!!
Robert Davis
We probably are at 10% now. It's been a long time since the last survey and they don't account for the trillion illegals that are here.
William Wright
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Ryan Gutierrez
You've entirely missed my point. I don't blame you; the Luddpill isn't for everyone.
From an evolutionary perspective, there's almost nothing between us and cavemen. We're still the exact same mammal. Modern man has only existed for 200,000 years (a blink of an eye in terms of evolution - for reference, the crocodile is unchanged in 4.2 million years). Our brains are still built to fear sabre-tooth tigers and fire.
Humans are great at solving logical puzzles - but so are birds and other mammals (eg. crows and dolphins). Snapchat and Instagram don't make us better than other animals. Programming is just pure logic.
Do you really think that a (basically) caveman brain is ready to handle infinite information and reach? Nope, no fucking way. We aren't built for it.
To address your original point: alcohol is still technology. In fact, alcohol was only discovered around 9,000 years ago (again, we're over 200,000 years old).
Humanity isn't biologically ready for the 21st century.
Ryder Hernandez
This is why I cringe at people who say art is subjective, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, etc. Aesthetics are a real, quantifiable thing. While there are nuances between what is "ideal," no one would dare sat that a painting by Frederic Edwin Church is worse or "subjectively less breathtaking" than a painting by a SJW at art college.
Levi Morales
>Nigerians The clue is in the name friend.
I am pleasantly surprised. Now you guys actually go outside to give yourself a chance to be exposed to them so that's nice to know that you aren't reaching Germany tier. I remember a German friend telling me that somebody stole his balcony chair. His chair. From his high balcony. It just fucking disappeared one day even though they'd have to get through his apartment.
Oliver Sanchez
>In the UK black people are a real minority in most places outside some London boroughs, there's a lot more Muds He was asking how we deal with mulims niggering, not niggers.
Nathaniel Roberts
I think being realistic we're at over 6% and by 2021 we may be at 8% which is irrecoverable by demographic standards.
That's the point where Islam has become permanent in this country.
Mason Sanchez
Nah, we are Germany tier in many places.
And being realistic I think we're already at or near 10%, It was 4.4% of the UK population in 2011 and since then fuck loads more have come and potentially millions of illegals too.
Nicholas Long
10%?
Christopher Gutierrez
I did over 80 job apps last week, and NOTHING.
How the fuck do you get a job!?
Andrew Clark
Probably just blew off.
I doubt anyone would go to all that shit for a deckchair and not break into his flat.
Owen Adams
quick rundown on this guy in op picture
Benjamin Stewart
YOU LOATHESOME FAT UGLY BITCH MAY YOU BURN IN HELL
Thomas Smith
M8 they did a mid census in 2016 and we were at 5% so unless Pajeet is keeping half of Bengal in his basement I don't think we're at anywhere near 10%.
Blake Butler
I just watched that, it's really funny. Also makes you realise how quickly the BBC (and British culture) has fallen. The last series was in 2012, but (as the video says), this would never be tolerated on the current BBC.
Anyone who says "SJWs are just a meme, they have no real power" needs a bullet in the back of their head, along with the rest of the SJWs.
Technology is adopted based on its efficiency. To assume that technological progress is inherently good is to assume that it's inherently good to complete the original task more efficiently. Would a more efficient gas chamber be considered "inherently good progress"? :^)
Xavier Watson
No idea, I gave up on that and just claimed disability bennies.
I'm literally autistic so it's not like I'm faking anything.
I don't get a huge amount less than I was earning when I had a job after tax anyway.
Bentley Nelson
Lads
Guess what time it is
Joshua Brooks
In 2007 London School of Economics produced a report in which they claim to believe there are nearly half a million illegals in the country at the time. It's been ten years since then and we've had two massive waves of migration in to Europe as well as a series of other smaller events. Then, according to the Home Office, 250,000 illegals "drop off the radar" every year in the UK. This all adds up to paint a picture of millions of illegals in the UK, which would send that 5% mid-census through the bloody roof.
David Morales
19 minutes past 3
Why lad?
William Peterson
Milk time
Charles Hernandez
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Jaxon White
Who knew the "dossing outside the local offie with the lads" pose dated back to the 18th century
Nathan Bailey
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Grayson Reyes
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Logan Hernandez
>he lost his seat the absolute state of the lib dems
Andrew Ramirez
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Jonathan Richardson
It takes on average 60 job applications to get an interview. If you're as autistic as I am, it will take over 15 interviews to get a job.
You need to understand that there are hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people applying every job (especially entry-level jobs). Unless you're the perfect candidate (over-educated, over-motivated, under-employed, charismatic, and underpaid), you're shit out of luck.
You won't get anywhere on merit. See if you can find a family connection who can get you shitty placeholder job, or you'll be on the dole for the rest of your life.
Cameron Barnes
He still has his seat though?
Thomas Ortiz
Okay well lets take the worst possible figure, lets pretend they're right, so we have 750,000 undocumented migrants as the US would call them (500,000 illegals and 250,000 who have overstayed their visa).
That's 1.25% of 60 million.
So even if they were all Muds, which they won't be since most will be EU citizens, then it could only be 6.5% at the absolute most and that is the worst case scenario.
Jayden Ward
Apologies, I somehow confused milkman with clegg. What's the origin of the milk meme anyway?
Grayson Brooks
>Did you remove male and white? I now identify as black and female. Sheeeeeite. Those white people ring me up to offer me jobs now. Also, attach a photo like picture enclosed. t.Lateesha Marley.
Thomas Ramirez
No worries. I wouldn't expect a foreigner to give a shit about our laughable 3rd/4th party anyway.
>250,000 who have overstayed their visa No, the Home Office said "250,000 per year" not "this year". So it's 500,000 from 2007 + any more accrued since then plus 250,000 per year for X years.
Easton Howard
1 in 5 didn't return the form. The gov't has literally no idea how many illegals there are. Any idea how many died in Grenfell? I'll wait?
Gavin Adams
How big is your farron folder lads?
Grayson Cooper
Didn't mean it as an insult pal. Just that it would be strange for a non-Brit to still care about Nick Clegg in [current year]. He's a very stale meme in Britain. There's absolutely no way in hell that the Australian news would be talking about him now.
Kevin Wood
Is it time for a quickie?
Jacob Cooper
>Any idea how many died in Grenfell? >muslims get mad that muslims died in grenfell >muslims love the idea of death How can one religious group be so retarded that they get angry at people that did their people a bloody big favour?
Don't have one, only got about 8 pictures on my computer.
Juan Hughes
It's barren
Dylan Reed
>TIM FALLON
Camden Kelly
I agree with you but it's hard to stop.
Aiden Davis
someone please add JUST hair to this
Joseph Lopez
I'd club that seal
Christian Thomas
These technologies take root because they appeal to innate and primal parts of our brains. There is no purely logical reason for someone to use Facebook or Instagram. These are sophisticated technologies for sophisticated animals. Nothing more.
It's hard to stop in the same way that heroin is hard to stop. I don't blame you. Your brain is simply hardwired to crave it.
The trick is to agree, as a society, to destroy and bury these poisons. But good luck with that - it's like taking heroin from a smackhead.
Angel Gutierrez
Just let UKIP end. It's like watching the dog you grew up with going through his last days.
Brandon Howard
60 applications? 600 more like. At least that was until the village black faced. Now we all work in top jobs for the City Council.
