Muslims invented everything you filthy kaffar have some respect

Muslims invented everything you filthy kaffar have some respect

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Half that shit isn't true and the other half is shit Persians did and would have done even if they weren't conquered.

Egyptians were first to perform surgeries. Modern medical practices stem from Europe circa 1600.

Coffee comes from Arabia Felix, they didn't invent it. Italians didn't invent olives either.

Flying Machines: see Wright Brothers

University: more like indoctrination centers for islamic law.

Optics: Greeks and Romans beat them to it. Europeans invented telescopes, microscopes, glasses etc.

Music: umm no.

Hospitals: How did it get the name "Hospital"

Algebra: The name yes, the actual field of Math was created by Diophantes.

Woah woah woah. Then what did the negros invent? They couldn't both have been kangz....could they?

Wasn't algrebra invented before Muhammed (pig shit be upon him) was born?

u r a racist sir

>Esquire

>music

Here

>Muslims invented surgery

Someone should BTFO that guy in a tweet and we upvote that bitch tweet.

you can add suicide bombings to the list

Muslims are shameless liars. In fact, when a Muslim lies to an infidel, he get's a chubby, because he knows it makes Allah happy, and a Happy Allah means better virgins in paradise for the muzzulman.
muslims invented nothing.

He's a retarded Muslim who dedicates his life to revisionist facts about Muslims.

Is no one gonna reply to this: You bitches got owned.

>upvote
Hello fellow redditor!!!!!

Invent beer promptly declare it haram...
Yeah sure

>Stole it from the Greeks / Persians
>Invented

Too bad they didnt do jack shit with those things and white man had to do it

Yes they were removing heads long before anyone else

lol. John the Baptist was beheaded long before shit-eating Mohamed came along though.

>invented music
HAHA

> Stealing other peoples works and saying that you invented them. Islamic Culture everyone.

WE WUZ KANGZ (Allah willing)

Nigga please

wikiislam.net/wiki/How_Islamic_Inventors_Did_Not_Change_The_World

I should make something along this lines for the mudslimes.

Their only long term invention has been mass inbreeding.

Muslims have literally done nothing to advance art. Its literally fucking illegal for a muslim to paint/draw a human figure or anything that allah has created. Thats why all muslim art is just shapes and shit.

WE WUZ ALGEBRAISTS AND SHIT

DAS WRONG

WE WUZ NOSEZ!

Arabs are literally nigger tier

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Egyptians were doing it, Native Americans, Real Americans, Greece, Newton, Mesopotamia, Greece & india.

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Inventing lmfao, you mean thank you Persians for becoming Muslims so we have something to take credit for in the advancing of civilization lmao. Fucking nigger

How do you even measure this. Also, a lot of those are multi-ethnic regions, or areas of particular ambiguity in regards to measurement.

What an absolute load of horseshit.

Allah "The Great Deceiver"

user for the win

>mudslimes
>inventing music
>not forbidding music
waht?

you mean that shit you stole from white people?

Those brazilians who invented flight were muslim? wtf?

We should attribute everything to Egyptians, support we wuz kangs and let niggers and sandniggers hash it out.
>yes, outjew the jew

>religion of niggers steals other peoples culture and takes credit for it
I'm shocked!

>None of this existed until the 7th century.
Funny there's a guy in the comments that explains it and he gets called and old white racist.

>flying machines
They were planning 9/11 longer than we thought.

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>Surgery
Chinese have you beat by literal millennia.
>Coffee
Popularized at best.
>Flying Machines
No.
>Universities
No.
>Optics
No.
>Music
Are you fucking joking?
>Hospitals
No.
>Algebra
Literally the only legit point here.
Are you fucking kidding?

>Music
Is this a jest? Music? Music has existed for almost as long as human civilization. This is one of the most mendacious claims attributed to a religious group that isn't even older than Christianity.
>University
It is a European Medieval invention.
>Optics
Ancient Greeks, Romans, Egyptians and Mesopotamians. If this article is claiming optics, as in spectacles, then the first wearable eyeglasses were invented in Italy around the 13th century.
>Hospitals
Again, ancient Greece, Egypt, India, China, and even the Romans constructed hospitals. It is not difficult to comprehend constructing a facility for the sick, injured, and dying.
>Cosmetic surgery
Ancient Egyptian/Indian, far older than Islam. As in 3000 BC old.
>Coffee
The Muslims did not invent coffee. People discovered coffee beans, boiled it, and realized it had beneficial properties. Even then, Ethiopians claim they first discovered its properties.

STEP OVER NIGGERS

THERE ARE SOME NEW KANGZ ON DA BLOCK

>my sources can beat up your sources

>surgery
The some of the earliest known instances of surgery were recorded in India roughly contemporary with the Roman Empire
>coffee
Coffee is a fucking plant, the Chinese and Europeans did the same shit with tea and they would've done it with coffee too if coffee was endemic to anywhere other than Yemen
>flying machines
Wright Brothers were good ol christian boys
>The university
"The earliest universities were developed under the aegis of the Latin Church by papal bull as studia generalia and perhaps from cathedral schools. It is possible, however, that the development of cathedral schools into universities was quite rare, with the University of Paris being an exception.[14]"
>Optics
The telescope and microscope were invented in Europe
"The oldest lens artifact is the Nimrud lens, dating back 2700 years (7th century B.C.) to ancient Assyria.[3][4] David Brewster proposed that it may have been used as a magnifying glass, or as a burning-glass to start fires by concentrating sunlight.[3][5] Another early reference to magnification dates back to ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs in the 8th century BC, which depict "simple glass meniscal lenses".[6]"
>music
>>music
>hospitals
There are surviving ruins of hospitals in Greece from 1,000 years before Islam
>algebra
Invented by the Greeks

There was a university in Constantinople two hundred years before Muhammad was even born. It was divided into religious and secular faculties, and had links with law schools in Alexandria.

Arabs invented some stuff,
Muslims destroyed it.

>When religion invents science

Something only has the distinction of being *invented* once. If they were so talented they might have a decent society or country to their name.

I truly is funny how the muslim "golden age" pretty much coincides with the early muslim invasions of europe. Arabs are unable to come up with original ideas due to inbreeding, so if something was "invented" by an arab, he probably stole the idea.

>surgery
Egyptian, not Kangs, there's a difference.
>coffee
Greek
>Flying Machines
Italian designs, but hot air balloon is first manned flight which was French.
>University
Greek
>Optics
Greek
>Music
What we call music, Greek
>Hospitals
British
>Algebra
Greek

What a dumbass.

Also, the "arabic" numerals were stolen from the poo in the loos.

>stealing from the Hellenic and Perso-Mede world is inventing

>islam invented music
what?

You cant claim universities or hospitals as an invention. At all. But especially not when they existed before islam.

I smell some greek diaspora

>Spainish Moor jumped to his death with wings strapped to his back
>Therefore Muslims invented flying

Even if that counted as invented flight, a Greek did it 2000 years earlier.

Muslims also beat women amd fuck goats

Now ask him how islam has advanced or what it has invented in the last 500 years

The Arabs had a pretty decent culture going, until Mohammad said it was all godless degeneracy and Jewish tricks and destroyed any hope of progress that part of the world ever had.

and of course his evidence is on CNN's website

Is everything that happened under Christianity can be attributed to Christianity.

They didn't even invent suicide bombing.

Hello Stelio

Show me one prosperous Muslim country that didn't make their money by selling a natural resource to the White man. Meaning they didn't do shit but be lucky enough to happen to have oil reserves, which were worthless until the West's industrial revolution.

sh*tsk*ns btfo

They also invented racism just so they could say enslaving co-religionists wasn't haram.

Pic related, generally considered the most brilliant Muslim scholar of all time.

Time to stop pretending your lastest game of civ 6 is historical fact.

perhaps, but islam made them degenerates. we all love to joke about incest in the american south, but the truth is, muslims are incredibly inbred. this is due to islam. they try to imitate the prophet in every aspect of their lives, so they marry their cousins. this has been going on for around 1500 years, so the damage done to their genome is quite catastrophic.

Ethiopians had coffee for like thousands of years iirc

shitskin*
they all do it.

yes, the plant grows there, but did they actually know how to use it?

yeah but they need to learn to land jets and not leave it in allah's hands

youtube.com/watch?v=HzeZhCt5PVA

>flying machines

Does he mean kite? If so lol

the fact that someone who invented any of that is *RELIGIONHERE* is incidental

Even if they did invent those things, I only thank the individual Muslims in the past who did.

The ones alive today aren't helping and can fuck off.

>surgery
Kurdish
>coffee
Kurdish
>flying machines
Kurdish
>university
Kurdish
>music
Kurdish
>Algebra
Again, kurdish.

>Algebra
Also no.

Can't say that Muslims were great inventors but I feel they are magnificent innovators!

They absolutely perfected cultural enrichment!

fucking kek, aussies always bring the bantz

>muslims invented music
>music is considered haram

Almonds status: activated

t. Kurd

Fuck you. We invented unis

Not greek at all. There's a reason the founding fathers used classical greek as the foundation of design for our country. There is a line from ancient greek to today.

Isn't that an Italian name?

The only thing I can't actually find is that greek myth where the hero or whoever was like famished on his quest and the goddess appears and tells him to eat the coffee cherries and be revitalized. Maybe I'm wrong but I swear that was the original.

t. mountain jew

kys u roach copy

Beheadings aren't surgery, muddy water isn't coffee, your carpet isn't a flying machine, the mosque isn't a university, burkas covering your whole face but eyes aren't optics, chanting Allahu ackbar and firing your ak in the air isn't music, rounding infidels up and butchering them isn't a hospital and Jizra isn't algebra

they wuz kangz too? sheeit......

>How do you even measure this

By counting.

kurds are basically a cross between roaches and arabs. Now who would ever want that, cockroaches that blow up?