>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
The sewers of Chicongo are like the sewers in RPG games, full of dead people and giant rats.
Chase Price
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Sebastian Clark
We Thuggin in Chicago
Leo Hughes
Must be beat your bitch O'clock over there
Jace Lopez
the funds that go toward maintaining ambulances etc are also compromised iirc
Jaxon Miller
The city was literally raised by a foot or two out of the swamp a century ago. Google it.
Colton Cox
has the mexican't cartel made it that far up north?
Luke Scott
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Eli Nelson
How long before pic user
Aiden Anderson
Sounds like them nigs are trying to set up robert
Christian Allen
>male white he's in Chicago again!
Isaiah Murphy
Carjacked the FBI???
Niggers can't get any dumber...
Also. How you gonna be FBI and let yourself get carjacked??
Jackson Johnson
>gates of the cemetary are open >holes in the ground opening up
WE WUZ THRILLER-N-SHIEEET
Carter Ross
i forgot about the male black mugging people and dragging them into the sewer
he has probably mutated resistance to nuclear waste by now
Zachary Bailey
The original Robert
Joseph Thompson
got himself stuck inside; no more Vitamin D to feed the nigger's melanin
Justin Jenkins
>Carjacked the FBI??? >Niggers can't get any dumber... >Also. How you gonna be FBI and let yourself get carjacked?? simple... FBI started hiring niggers years ago
Jaxson Williams
FBI Robert forgot to check his keys
Cooper Cook
I hope they don't catch the hijacker, and then a major bust happening
Jack King
>Also. How you gonna be FBI and let yourself get carjacked?? They train, but this is Chiraq, so may not train to that level.
Daniel Jackson
>brother is trying to kick down the door
Lincoln Wood
WE WUZ FBI AGENTS
William Gonzalez
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Adam Campbell
how we doing tonight roberts any major happenings yet?
Zachary Russell
FBI carjacked.
Chase Williams
>A fucking FBI agent got carjacked
Parker Watson
>carjacked Its called bait in a sting operation.
All the shit in that car has GPS on it. That stupid nigger is gonna take that stuff right back to the headquarters and then the FBI is gonna go Elliot Ness on their ass.
Gavin Butler
>FBI agents got carjacked >M4 in the car
Carter Cook
>any major happenings yet? The block is hot FBI lost an m4 and a glock Whoop whoop nigga whuuuuuut
Jacob Rivera
Sounds like wishful thinking. Those weapons will fuel our amusement on Tuesday most likely.
Logan White
AY YO
Mason Richardson
Few weeks ago Robert spotted a guy with a home made spiked iron ball and chain. He was a cleric who got back into town to buy rations and torches. There is no other possible explanation.
>trying to find Hammy The Ham Preist for a quest >find Hammy >my holy ham man, I need a quest >fetch me 24 cheeseburgers, six packets worth of cooked bacon and two big gulp sodas >fetch items >rewarded with ham blessing
Charles Walker
It's better this way. Unless you want to join the meme team.
Jayden James
Those niggers should be arrested for being annoying twats
Camden Williams
>intoxicated male hispanic
Matthew Jackson
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Leo Sanders
>sassy dispatch says samich
Dominic Watson
I always wonder why they do this. Same with the nogs that kidnapped that handicapped guy and brought him downtown.
Jose Lee
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Adrian Gray
May Robert be accompanied by the vengeance of the gods
Lincoln Davis
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Nicholas Cox
that game police 911 was so good
Colton Reed
Commen sense is not a chimp's forte
Cooper Lopez
>there was also SWAT gear in the FBI vehicle >wow
Liam Bell
Yeah nigga we took this steamer off some bitch ass bane ass fbi lookin ass nigga, straight to da chop shop
Lincoln Jackson
>Glock and swat gear in the FBI agents car >"Wow"
NICE JOB FBI
Sebastian Hill
excellent. you should use the current shot clock. it's less than 2 1/2 hours per person shot now.
Asher Wood
Throwing bats and stuff into the roadway? wtf, why? >limo refuses to move lol
