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Chris Christie & guests enjoying NJ beach after he ordered state beaches closed

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Funny how they retain just enough staff to keep you out.

NJfag here. This motherfucker has police and barriers blocking off the beaches. I don't really care that much because I'm a socially retarded shut in, but some relatives told me they had to cancel their trip to the beach because of this. Any suggestions on what to do?

Not vote for Crispy Cream in the next election probably.

fatass bastard. shuts down an entire fucking beach becuase he knows how many people hate his fat guts and would go full on roman vigilante mob justice on his ass if he didnt quarantine the area.

He won't be running and the next guy that will win will probably be a far, far worse politician named Murphy.

>Closes down entire beach to keep Normies away
>Sits in a chair with both hands together
I'm surprised nobody's turned Chris Christie into a Smug Pepe yet.

yes you peasants get off my beach, post haste.

This is like a normie shoah

lawl fuck beach normies.
i mean yea i'd be pissed if I wanted to go to the beach and this fat fuck closed it down, but it's 3000 miles away from me and so i'm just going to laugh at the tears.

can't blame him. beaches aren't as enjoyable anymore since there's too many people nowadays

And what was oficial reason to close the beach?

Such is life in New Jersey I guess.

budget issues

I dont know how it works in burgerland but can you anons sue him as state, county or just coalition of people?
This is clearly misuseing the power and PR disaster for anyone near that person, make them kick him out.

How does a man with gastric bypass still manage to be so damn fat?

jersey is mafia central. your family members would end up missing

doubt it's going to happen since 1) he's been doing things like this for years and 2) this is his last year as governor of the state

source? or are you just making shit up for a few cents per post?

Christie is trying to steal money from a health insurance company, commie style, and the government said no. Now he is throwing a tantrum and shut public services down, which is basically nothing because our government doesn't do a single fucking positive thing for the state, but he is now using law enforcement to barricade a beach people have to pay to visit OUTSIDE OF FUCKING TAXES THROUGH A YEARLY PASS ON THE BIGGEST HOLIDAY WEEKEND OF THE YEAR.

Italians ruined this state, even worse than the blacks and jews.

>land of the free
are you serious

I guess he tries really hard.

jesus christ his male cameltoe is getting worse

5 seconds of google

How do you close a beach?

Why does a beach need state funding? It's not like NJ pays for the waves to roll in.

The government shouldn't bail your shit state out, run and elect Trumpists, not crooks who get on the bandwagon like Christy.

OHHHH

its a public beach public car parks

Can any of you faggots give me a rundown on this budget thing? I live in Jersey but am woefully ignorant

loot at the peasants close this shit down

Its a state park, technically maintained by the state, but it might as well be private the way it is managed. Funds are needed for basic maintenance and preservation efforts. Its not like he closed down the whole shoreline.

Wait a minute. I know that New Jersey ran outta money in their budget but why are they closing the beaches for?

So a bunch of boats playing chumbawumba really loud could pull up on his party?

How do you "close" a beach? Is there a gate or a fence in the way? A wall that no one can breach?

Well, they would be arrested, but yeah I guess.

You block the road to it.

>So a bunch of boats playing chumbawumba really loud could pull up on his party?
Id imagine that is a good way to have secret service pull over with a jet ski or 3. It may have been a public beach, but there is a certain idea of privacy just for safety reasons. Remember, they shoot republicans in broad daylight.

>Any suggestions on what to do?

cry about it until he caves into you democrats?

Shits shut down because the budgets aren't aligned. So of course its closed to the public.

Why would I expect high level state officials to not be able to go there? I just don't follow this logic.

Maybe he should go on my 600 lb life. Probably is big enough to go on that show. Maybe this doctor can help him.

You're a fucking democrat, I can smell you from here.

This is actually costing us tremendous amounts of money to keep it closed.

Maintenance, enforcement, utilities... are you this fucking stupid flaggot?

NJ fag here. could not give less of a fuck.

Christie is based.

You stupid faggot, Christie is not a conservative and he is Republican in name only. Don't talk about things you do not understand. He has absolutely destroyed the Republican party here.

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Google 'island beach state park'

He's based for using a service he cut off public access to?

>>>T_D

there's a governors mansion there
he was chilling at his residence
just because it happens to be on a beach he shut down for the public is merely a coincidence.

+ $0.02

>former republican candidate for presidency
>vocal support for Donald Trump and became active on his campaign trail
>people talk about doing awful things to Trump
>Krispy Creme just wants a fun outing with his family
>probably did this on the advise of those around him

literally nothing.

you are so mad right now
get a life loser

Jesus Christ, nigger. Do you have any idea how bad Christie is? He has not done a single positive thing for this state. Ever. He has done such a shitty job that Murphy, literally Corzine 2.0, is projected to win the next election, and we will probably not have a Republican for decades. Christie is absolute shit and there is a good reason that Trump treats him like he's a fat sack of shit, too.

>You block the road to it.
WTF? Are you serious??


You're a problem, who thinks he's part of the group.

it's a beach house, and he doesn't live there

Jesus Christ you fat fuck

>Christie is based.
in what way?
every time I hear anything about him it's real douche shit.
how is he good?

I grew up in Cape May, NJ. The entire economy of south jersey is supported by the 3 months of tourism we get from people in Pennsylvania driving down to the beaches in the summer. The entire half of town facing the beach is covered in parking meters, even on residential roads. You would have to pay a huge fuckoff fee to have a meter not in front of your own goddamn house, but even then that wouldnt make that parking spot yours.

The beaches are all fenced off along the dunes and guarded at the entrance by beach taggers. You have to buy a fucking tag to get on the beach. Nowhere else in the world have I dealt with this. Oh, and if you think you can just hop the fence or sneak in early, they patrol the beaches on buggys all day checking for tags. Pretend to be asleep? They will literally kick sand in your face to see your tag.

Youd think these were some pristine magic beaches. I remember 2 summers in a row they had to shut down the beach when medical syringes washed up on shore.

Welcome to fuckin jersey.

my taxes are far lower than they would be without him. a couple years back my property taxes actually went down.

stop talking out your ass. Christie has put a mushroom stamp on the foreheads of teachers unions for his entire tenure. jerseys pension obligations are the only thing more bloated than himself

I was going to fap but after that my urge went away.

its a beach house for the governor to use and no one else, so what's your point exactly?

>he had GP surgery

lowers taxes, controls the teachers union who have been dicking the residents of this state for far too long

Go anyways? Are beaches really private property? it's a beach... surely you're allowed to go to the beach without police stopping you..

I'm saying that's different than a residence, and he put up about as much of an argument as you did (none)

you can go to any beach in NJ that you want, just not the one that's part of a state park

How terrible. The worst thing I've seen washed up ashore on the beaches here was a stingray. Literally charging people just to go to the beach seems like a pretty scummy thing to do too. I've never heard of such a thing.

Lol this kind of shit is normally done by fucking African and Arab dictators.

LAND OF FREEDOM THEY SAID HAHAHAHAHAHA

thx for info, shoot all italians.

there's nothing to argue, it's you who has to prove why Christie shouldn't be able to use one of the governors residences that he is legally allowed to stay in

Come to Florida. Bring your tourism dollars.

Cry me a fucking river. A state barely larger than Owyhee fucking County is fucking piss moaning about the beaches being closed... Sounds to me it's not wholly on Christie but also on the rest of your anemic states senile governance.

check the population density of NJ versus Australia some time. I know you're full, but I bet you're not as full as us

Are we all just going to ignore this dead dog half buried in sand?

>my taxes are far lower than they would be without him. a couple years back my property taxes actually went down.
taxes are still astronomical
>Christie has put a mushroom stamp on the foreheads of teachers unions for his entire tenure
He still failed to merge municipalities, so it means nothing. Slashing pensions isn't going to fix the problem, it's just a bandaid. Hell, its not even a bandaid because every penny he saves he pays to his buddies.

He did nothing but talk out of his ass and pay off people he owed favors to.

it's only one beach, you can go to any other beach, just not island beach state park. should go to seaside heights with Snooki and Paulie D anyway. only go to island beach if you like getting your car windows smashed and your shit stolen

never heard of this kind of thing. sounds terrible.
and even if you pay, you have to show these guys your tag during your stay. sounds the opposite of relaxing.

>lowers taxes
but the state is so desperate they charge people to go to the public beach?
something's not right there

this makes me want to go to the beach right now, thankfully, I don't live in NJ.

>italians
>white

thats a seagull

dog is not kil

and the alternative would have been?
at least he did something to clamp down on these astronomical tax increases that were driving the wealth creators out of the state. public employees in NJ needed a good bitch slap, I'll continue to thank Christie for being the one to do it.

It makes him look like a fag, and legally being able to do something doesn't make him immune to criticism when he's enjoying something that he has helped deny others access to.

No shit? Good lord this fucking 'outcry' is pathetic.

Granted I'd lose my shit if I couldn't wander my deserts but fucking NJ... ugh. I can't relate at all. Not with them being pissed the governor is at a beach.

...

I've been to the Keys a number of times. Just stay with family and fish. You aren't getting a dime out of me.

people get charged to go to the beach because there are more people visiting NJ beaches in any given weekend than live west of Ontarios western border.

Madman,
Looks like a Borderwalk Empire episode

it does in my eyes.
so there you go.

That's where the fat fuck keeps his lunch.
I guess he felt like Chinese.

Looks pretty desiccated to me

>Having to pay to go to a beach

>at least he did something to clamp down on these astronomical tax increases that were driving the wealth creators out of the state
He's literally chasing them out now you dumb fuck. He's about to forcefully take a shitload of money from Horizon. Do you have any idea what kind of long term damage this kind of behavior is going to cause?

>and the alternative would have been?
MERGE MUNICIPALITIES

>Ordered Beaches closed

Pardon?

He just said "You're not allowed on beaches anymore?"

What?

This is why I have nothing but the up most contempt for new jersey. The state is corrupt to the core and the residents are alright with it. My family left new jersey when our tax bill for our single family home was higher than my family's monthly income.

>implying merkel doesn't tax the air you breath

That was Schröder

He said, "Cross this barrier and my goons will beat the shit out of you."

>Christie later travelled by helicopter from the beach in Berkeley to the state capital Trenton to hold a news conference about the shutdown. Asked if he got any sun, Christie replied: “I didn’t get any sun today.”

alpha as fuck

Just fucking LOL at normies, it's just a beach you dumb retard.

>has to close down entire beach to go on vacation and travel by helicopter everywhere because NJ hates him so much he can't go outside without armed guards

yeah so alpha