Brit/pol/ - Snoop edition

>Farage rules out UKIP leadership bid (for now at least)
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40473602

>UK to withdraw from international fishing arrangement
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40471466

>Le ebin Donald Trump tweet sends world into hysterics
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40474118

>Gove says government should listen to review bodies on lifting public sector pay cap
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40471474

>Still no agreement between DUP and Sinn Féin in Stormont
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-politics-40473238

>SAS unit accused of executing Afghan civilians
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4658582/SAS-unit-accused-executing-unarmed-Afghan-civilians.html

>EU to raise taxes and impose Euro currency on all member states by 2025
express.co.uk/news/world/823816/Brexit-negotiator-Brussels-EU-states-join-euro-taxes

>Blairites plan to form breakaway party
express.co.uk/news/politics/823781/Labour-Tony-Blair-Jeremy-Corbyn-Blairites-breakaway-party-Liz-Kendall

Other urls found in this thread:

forbritain.uk/manifesto
youtube.com/watch?v=n7YOmpEG0SY
youtube.com/watch?v=HDzloJTbx20
youtube.com/watch?v=9O7d9lXhxdE
test.mensa.no
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Rochdale documentary on bbc1 at 8 tonight lads. get your drinks in for a laugh

How does an absolute beginner get fit? Or at least start to?

quit the carbonated beverage, get a better diet and do a 2 mile jog in the morning

Jogging and body weight exercises.

anybody else love cartoon and sfm porn

I reckon it will probably not address it being a Muslim issue, and just say it is the Asian community, much to the dismay of Sikhs and Chinese.

What happened to Rimmer, WN and PreuBe?

i love all kinds. usually alternate. some days it's hentai doujins, some days it's sfm, some days it's POV american porn, some days it's graphic fisting JAV

I have a soft spot for rule 34 of a waifu though

Banned. Rimmer was alright, no issue with him, but I hope Pube fucking dies.

Asleep/Jeremy Kyle, who, dead

Some got banned for a short while, WN still posts here, although infrequently

i cant masturbate to actual people any more

Pissed off mussie on LBC

When are you going to call in again? Did you hear the Rees-Mogg impersonation from the last thread? Fucking funny.

Yeah I listed to that bloke calling in, saying "mad, absolutely mad".

I'll call in at the start of O Brian at 10am if he talks about trump.

bit gay then aren't you mate? quit for a while.

evreyone will know asian = paki
especially when the names will be mohammed al mohhamed

you the next yktd.. you're here 24/7?

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I'm here a lot. I haven't slept in quite a while though, so calling in might not be such a good idea.

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Do you your parents not care you don't work then?

They care about me obviously, but they know me and how difficult I find it to keep routines. I do try though.

Sort your sleeping out.

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Nan is 90 today lads.

Also I just realised something I never thought about before. When my (paternal) grandfather married my grandmother, they were 18 and 26, respectively. And they've had six children in six consecutive years after that, with my dad being the youngest.

Bit weird tbqh, but I guess it was a different time.

Did your nan out live any of her children?

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Hope Trump turns on the BBC after he's done with CNN 2bh.

Anyone else hate Farage now?

Backstabbing cunt

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He's entitled to his own life, he has given a tremendous amount of time to the cause and contributed more than most.

What exactly did he do?

Ruled out running for leader of UKIP again.

tonsilitis is fucking me over so hard, i literally cant swallow. this is disgusting desu lads

Anne Marie Waters will be better.

How is that backstabbing? He did it for years and has said he will again if brexit gets fucked over.

The Guardian's started running stories about her so there's obviously some fear within certain circles that she has a chance.

they want to boycott the judge because he isnt a nigger or immigrant? jesus fucking christ, fuck the lot of them

>these mongs think they have the right to call anyone scum

Not sure I can be fucked talking about Grenfell, I just don't care.

He's absolutely CIVIC but he did his job. I don't hate the man and I'm not sure why anyone on the right would hate him.

why the fuck would they be given the judges background, surely jduges are meant to be impartial. how can any cunt agree with them on this matter that they should be able to read into the judges background and then decide who they want?

I'm on day 20 of no sugar lads, it hurts

Fookin Tories stopin ma benifits ma fokin 5 kids Natashalee Phil mark ayden and makaela need them free school meals who's Gona fuckin pay it? Me? Fat chance hahaha

>no heated argument over grenfell

Nice choice of words there James.

Is Eddie LordNelson?

Fukin ell price a fags is too much government doesn't pay enuf in benifits it doesnt had to sell Natashalees fukin Nintendo DS at cash converters hahaha

Not yet, everyone's fine.

But as of two years ago she's the last survivor among her own ten siblings, and one of only two to have had children.

Of her four sisters, the three older ones became nuns, and the single younger one committed suicide.

Of her six brothers, two older ones died in WW2, two became priests, one (the only younger brother) died of illness in his teens, and the last one became an academic and is the only other one who started a family.

I dont think so

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>UK to withdraw from international fishing arrangement
YES

Right lads how much will this little beast go for eh? Im finkin about 50 quid I need tha money fur payin tha electricity meter

fucking hell

Lads what are we going to do about Britains corpse? The stench is becoming really bad at this point.

Can someone go bury it or something?

Gen Z is so conservative.

Literally worthless.
Put it up on Ebay for a tenner and you might get some guy looking for shit to tinker with if you're lucky.

Viking funeral.

It's already floating in the sea and the fire is coming.

Does that even receive digital tv lad?

Has Neil Horan been sighted recently

I dont fookin know

The postage would cost more.

In all of our hearts.

A nicked it anyways hahaha

Don't be so defeatist.

I'm concerned about him.

Anne Marie Waters' manifesto for UKIP

forbritain.uk/manifesto

from where?

youtube.com/watch?v=n7YOmpEG0SY
youtube.com/watch?v=HDzloJTbx20
youtube.com/watch?v=9O7d9lXhxdE
Courtesy of UK Parliament.

Unironically quite like Slow Hands desu

What's your IQ, Britpol?

My Mensa tested IQ is 129 so you can take this as being a realistic score

test.mensa.no

eat some fruit.

he said he was at finsbury park mosque a few days after the attack
there dont seem to be any videos

James O Brien is being mildly triggered by SJWs

IQ tests are bullshit, not a good measure of intelligence, I always do well on them, but these things are just online quizzes, you may as well be finding out which Friends character you are most like.

Lad how can you actually listen to James O Brian? The man is aural water boarding.

For arguing with progressives it's like going to the gym, you don't get better at something by not exposing yourself to it.

Brainlet coping mechanism.

My actual Mensa score is close to the internet test score so it is valid. It's based on the Mensa test itself after all

Mense.no isn't even a fucking Mensa domain, retard.

> look guys we found a kid with a dumb sign his entire generation BTFO

It's based on the Mensa test and my actual result is very close to the real result you stupid low IQ prick.

Imagine if Peter Hitchens was able and willing to run for UKIP leadership.

You're the retard who is so insecure you have to take IQ tests and use them to boost your confidence. When I have done online IQ tests before it's always been high, but it doesn't matter, Stephen Hawking agrees with me.

Behind every weak man stands a lesbian.

You clearly didn't take the test I posted then did you? If you really did score high on a genuine replica you wouldn't be bitching about the validity of IQ tests. No high IQ person genuinely believes IQ to be a futile measurement of intelligence since IQ is strongly correlated with income, life expectancy, educational attainment etc etc

It probably wouldn't make any difference since they are effectively done as an electoral force. Also it would be an inadequate vessel for his political views.

PH has said numerous times that he isn't interested in being an MP or even in effecting political change. He's just writing the obituary of Britain and anyone young enough and smart enough should emigrate.

Then he wouldn't be Peter Hitchens any more.

Cringewortthy defeatism is a fundamental part of his character right next to tech illiteracy.

I have never taken an actual IQ test, why should I?

"People who boast about their I.Q are losers" - Stephen Hawking

Aww, that's kind of adorable.

And my point is that the online score will be very close to your real one. Ffs it's not hard to get.

By the way I'm not boasting about my measly 125, which is average for educated people.

t. defensive brainlet

Does it not also just test analytical ability rather than creative thinking? That's a bit of a problem with European vs Asian intelligence, they lack creativity.

Your entire argument is ad hominem, not an argument.

going to costco tomorrow you lads want anything?

makes me wanna smoke some devils lettuce

12kg of twiglets.

>CALL ME DAVE: Theresa May made embarrassing phone call to David Cameron to beg for his support for the Tory-DUP deal last weekend
>The call last Sunday is thought to have been warm and polite, but reportedly came as a surprise to friends on both sides.
>Mr Cameron is understood to have offered to send a tweet backing the £1billion deal, which he did once it was unveiled a week ago.

Was pic-related the tweet that saved Brexit?

Think local
Okay thank you

>tfw conscientiousness is also correlated with success, except it's morally superior and viewed more favourably by society than pure intelligence
>tfw conscientiousness is (weakly) negatively correlated with IQ
>tfw high IQ, low conscientiousness wastrel doomed to waste my potential with no one but myself to blame for it

There are some wonky measurements of "creativity" e.g. word association tests but it's a complicated thing because by its nature it tends to evade measurement. I'm not denying that there are elements of intelligence that aren't considered in IQ tests but IQ is the best we have so far. Is it a coincidence that did decently on that test and that I scored straight As throughout school with minimal effort?

gonna go get a happy ending from a cute polish bird lads
brexit was a mistake, I don't want these qties to leave