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Horoscope is updated though. Same old fairy tale garbage of money, lottery wins and romance.
Sorry, those things don't exist in Canada. Maybe if I lived in America, my horoscope could come true, but it literally can not, because Canada is some weird ass fuckhole where nothing makes sense.
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Colton Howard
It's cause of Canada Day and they don't report on all the drunken shennanigans of Canadians anymore.
Hell, they're publishing stories about nobodies who simply live in Canada and come from a different part of the world.
Aaron Richardson
Darpeet Mohammed Jamal Bin-ChingChong is loving his new life in Canada.
He comes from a war torn country where he was a blood thirsty general of a group of militants who had a reputation for rape and other atrocities.
He is very grateful to live in safe Canada. IF he returns to his home country, he will be hung from a street lamp for everyone to see.
He loves Canada.
Jack Anderson
>come from a different part of the world
Sweden?
Anyway, Metro gutted most of its European editions in favor of new South American ones.
Logan Mitchell
DAILY REMINDER; More than Half of ALL Canadians will die in 40-50 years.
>Canadian seniors now outnumber children for 1st time, 2016 census shows
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>More Canadians are 65 and over than under age 15, StatsCan says
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Jeremiah Rogers
All the people in Venezuela need a free newspaper to tell them how lucky they are to live like that.
Dylan Myers
RAT-ada
>From toilet bowls to car engines, rat sightings are up at Danforth and Woodbine
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>Ohh yaaaaa eh? Canada is really clean eh?? Rats everywhere means "clean".
"I had one come up in my basement toilet. Luckily I had the lid closed," said Carolynn Smith,
Fucking nasty.
Owen Watson
Always archive shills
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Kayden Sanders
That's your job, archivebot
Talking to bots..................fuck me
Cooper Sanders
>Go to Canada
>get shot
>die in hospital
Young man shot in stomach in what police believe is random act in city's west end
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>Man dead after shooting in Regent Park
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This is TERRIFYING!!!
Canadians aren't allowed guns to begin with. Why is there so much GUN VIOLENCE in Canada??
Think gun violence in USA is bad? Come to Canada. You'll get shot by an illegal gun, for $20 by a WHITE crackhead
Aiden Garcia
>her dick
>lactatia
>anal play sex ed
TWO WALLS.
Jason Cruz
Just take us over.
20 million Canadians are on their death beds,
The youth are dying in droves from heroin and fentanyl overdoses
Young women get raped and murdered by the handfuls in this country.
Just put us out of our misery please.
Carson Rivera
I bet he would have lived if treated in a US hospital
Justin Perry
>Bank of Canada may hike interest rate for 1st time in 7 years next week
cbc.ca
No idea what this means actually.
Does it mean Boomers go broke and homeless.??
This Steven Poloz guy is a fuckwit. The look on his face, I've seen my whole life, from fuckwite Boomers who literally have no idea what they're doing and get paid for it.
Jack Gutierrez
That's cause all the BEST and BRIGHTEST Canadian doctors go to USA to show those dumb Americans, how to actually do it, eh??
Not cause USA pays more, has better quality of life, cheaper goods, more people, more attractions, better weather, better geography or anything like that.
Brody Torres
We get stuck with god damned Darpeet ChingChong doctors who from world, who don't know how to treat us Canadians eh?
We need FREE healthcare cause most Canadians are genetic failures, poor and mooches.
GOD DAMNED Brown doctors!!!! Stealing the doctor jobs from god dmaned white Canadian quacks!
My family doctor when I was a boy, also took care of farm animals.
Human and animal doctor. That's a genius eh??
Elijah Davis
OP your image got vapourwaved yesterday.
Someone vaped everyone's OP OC yesterday. We now know what our threads would have looked like in the 90s if they were on TV.
Thanks to autism.
Jaxson Ortiz
Canada's largest trading partner is now Canada...........
>Canada's trade deal with itself now in effect, as EU deal waits
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>Darrrrr, those god damned 'Mericans cut off their largest trading partner, good job eh??
No, USA, was the largest trading partner FOR Canada.
Now Canadians can sell their garbage products to each other.
Oh wait, all the jobs Canadians USE to do for 40-50 years have gone to USA, Mexico and China cause it's cheaper to operate there.
Running giant buildings during the long winters probably eats a lot of profit
Parker Gomez
Sweet. I feel honored.
Thanks mysterious Sup Forums autism person doing vaporwave
I dig that style actually. I had to look up what it was when I first saw it.
You kids and your internet trends.........
Adam Cooper
GOD DAMNED Americanized FOOD!!!!
Canadians name food they "invented" after places in America.............
>How the California roll, Hawaiian pizza and the Bloody Caesar were invented in Canada
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All by non-Canadian born people
California Roll
Japanese Immigrant
Hawaiian Pizza
Greek Immigrant
Samuel Kelly
Good.
Joseph Lewis
AMERICANIZED FOOD!!!!
metronews.ca
Canadians actually say shit like that.
>Americanized Food
WTF does that even mean??
>Poutine, Tim Hortons... meet the Americanized world of food – for Canada's 150th birthday, no less.
DARRRRRR, "Canadians" invented food, and named it after places in America, lets be proud.
How fucking backwards are you people???
I can't even anymore.................
And I'm stuck here, till I die again.........which isn't for many many many years. I can FEEL it.
I'll literally be "The Last Canadian"
Benjamin Parker
I fucking hate Metro with a burning passion hotter than a 1000 suns. I tried to look into who runs it these days and it's nearly impossible to find any information on them.. What I can tell you though is that it was started is fucking SWEDEN YES(because of course it was)
Can't find any pictures of the dude who founded it or fucking anything.
Austin Foster
I envision a snow covered post-apocolyptic scenario of a frozen waste land of lots of empty houses/stores etc, little or no law and roving gangs of hoodlums.
If most Canadians are 65+ within 20 years, most of those 20 mill will have died off.
Ryder Evans
I thought it was owned by QMI
Quebec Media Inc (or something like that)
They own other media outlets in Canada. Can't remember which.
Ya it's trash. It's for women riding the bus to work for their contract job that won't exist in 6 months.
Benjamin Hill
Why do old people, think they're more important than the young?
Like you're old. You're useless. You don't do anything anymore. You have no value. You sitting around, hoarding wealth and telling stories isn't useful to anyone but yourself.
Die already.
Scared? Owe the Devil something??
Isaiah Carter
Like every "journalist" for that POS "newspaper" is some nerd bitch with giant glasses who took "social media" in University and bearded slob "nu-males"
Jews won.
Everyone looks and acts like a beta kike these days.
>Ya ya goy,"lumberjack" style. Winter hat and beard makes you look like a "lumberjack". Not a rabbi.........
Adrian Phillips
>Hey ladies, this is what is sexy now
>Dad Bod: Beer bellies in, biceps are out
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Looking like a beta kike nerd out of shape,bearded slob faggot, is now "hot"
>Duuuh.............okay!
Fucking women..............so dumb...........
Brandon Jackson
>ZOMG that Zack Galifanafaggotapoulos is SOOO hot!!
>ZOMG that Seth Rogan is soooo funnnny!!
Women are so fucking dumb..................
Bentley Walker
Bloody Caesar
Italian Immigrant
Canadians take credit for everything they didn't actually invent.
Someone lived in their trash country while they invented something.
>CANADIANS DID IT!!!!
Jason Gomez
It seems Sup Forums hates Canada because we are proof that multiculturalism and diversity work.
Adam Young
They would've invented in America, if they went to America, and didn't think Canada, was "America 2.0, the better version"
Obviously, these people wanted to be in America, since they named their food after American states.
Imagine they invented those foods in America?
They'd be so fucking rich.
Not foot notes in some Canadian paper trying to find shit to make Canada seem relevant
Dominic Bell
>Looking like a beta kike nerd out of shape,bearded slob faggot, is now "hot"
A man like that will never get arrested for standing up for what he believes in, because he believes in nothing. Reliable BetaBux will always be there when you are done fuckng chad.
Nolan Martin
Aaron James
Do you make these threads every day? It's very efficient. You have text files on your desktop to speed things up?
Camden Gray
are you retarded
Jaxson Clark
It's all part of a plan.
Boomers are part of the plan too,.
Wyatt Hernandez
Yea, I have some copypasta for certain posts. Like the Daily Reminder about the aging population.
Yes I make them everyday. I shouldn't say this, but it seems like doing this daily, some how has an effect on my real life.
When I don't do it, things go south for me. It's like fighting with Canada or something. I donno.........
Blake Ramirez
No, it's Canadians are dumb, mouthy and haven't accomplished shit, but talk like they have.
No one likes a bragger, especially if all they do is talk made up bullshit.
Jonathan Flores
>An absolute fiasco': Disorganized Canada Day security lines cause backlog
>Some people waited 8 hours to be admitted to Parliament lawn on Saturday
Absolute fiasco..............sounds about right.............
Waited 8 hours? In the pouring rain and humidity?
That's some die hard Canada love right there..................
Ryan Lopez
WHOOPS forgot the link
And cheeze em
Canadians honestly cannot do anything right.
Matthew Adams
I can't do anything right it seems
I'm half true Canadian though
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Connor Powell
Have you been living under a rock?
Brandon Adams
Human remains find on road near Capital of Canada
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More GUN VIOLENCE in safe, gun free Canada.
This is TERRIFYING!!!
I'm TERRIFIED of the thought of people having guns. Americans TERRIFY me with their gun culture.
OMG Canada is TERRIFYING
THIS GUN VIOLENCE IS OUT OF CONTROL!!
Think black ghettos in USA are bad?? Come to Canada bud. We got WHITE people who will shoot you for $30 crack debts
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Ayden Sanchez
A man in his 20s is in critical condition after he was shot in the south end of Ottawa area Sunday night, according to emergency crews.
The Ottawa Paramedic Service said the incident happened around 8:45 p.m. in the Blohm Drive and Hunt Club Road area.
Paramedics tweeted that the man needed aggressive resuscitation, but Ottawa police later said his injuries are non life-threatening.
Police are investigating and at 10:30 p.m. on Sunday there had been no arrests.
NO ARRESTS???
This VIOLENT GUN TOTING PSYCHO is roaming around FREE, in safe and peaceful Canada?
THIS IS TERRIFYING!!!
(kikes love to use that word)
Bentley Ward
Source required.
Isaiah Turner
It gets better!
>Bus delays, route changes cause Canada Day commuter chaos
Bus delays, route changes cause Canada Day commuter chaos
Thousands were stranded in Ottawa waiting in long lines to get on OC Transpo and STO buses
>Thousands were stranded in Ottawa waiting in long lines to get on OC Transpo and STO buses
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Everyone with half a brain and who has lived in Ottawa for 5+ more years, avoids downtown cause it's ALWAYS like this on Cranada Day (yes CRanada. Sounds funny in my head)
Ryan Taylor
BREAK THE CONDITIONING.
THERE IS NO FEMALE PENIS.
THERE IS NO MALE ABORTION.
IT IS WRONG TO MAKE YOUR KID DO DRAG SHOWS.
IT IS WRONG TO EXPOSE YOURSELF IN PUBLIC EVEN IF YOU'RE GAY.
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH*
Henry Long
WHITE Canadian found guilty of manslaughter after fighting 13 years to clear his name after sucker punching a young man and killing him
>Charlie Manasseri pleads guilty to manslaughter in fatal 2005 beating
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Also
>Fudge died in hospital on Jan. 2, 2005 after suffering a severe brain injury.
>Be Canadian
>Go to bar to celebrate birthday
>Get suckered punched by 2 mouthy faggots
>Go to hospital, it's FREE
>Die in hospital
Not joking, I ALWAYS stand with my back to something, when I'm out at bars/clubs. ALWAYS
Kevin Parker
>WHO CARES if he's dead!! I don't wanna go to jail!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
>I didn't mean it eh?? WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
These people are such fucking scumbags.
White Niggers. I'm not kidding.
Canadians always dindu nuffin wrung eh?
Noah Butler
Back of the House crew. Post up and lamp out. Always get some drunk bitch grinding my junk while I Lean Tuff against the wall.
Always keep your back to something.
Andrew Reyes
Scam-ada
Ripped out my heart and stole it': Manitoba brides, vendors say convicted fraudster owes them thousands
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These people will rob you, no matter what day it is.
Birthday, wedding, anniversary. They do not fucking care.
Canadians will steal the pennies off a dead mans eyes (back in the day, people where buried with coins over their eyes, to "pay the ferry man" to bring you across the river Styx to the land of the dead)
Oliver Johnson
Never change degenerate Leaf-a-boo
Xavier Wright
Teen bike theft suspect found safe days after jumping into B.C. river
Girl was missing after she escaped RCMP custody and fled into the Thompson river, RCMP say
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In Canada, even the women do the crime eh?? Equality eh?? Women can crime and go to jail too eh??
Hunter Carter
>Before she could be placed into handcuffs, Mounties say she entered the river and disappeared. Police used two boats to search for her overnight, including one equipped with a thermal imaging camera, but they were unsuccessful.
Holy fuck, went all out for this
>thermal cameras
>couldn't find her
LOL
HA HAHAHAHAHAHA
Luke Rivera
Over a fucking pedal bike theft too..............LOL
Levi Anderson
It's not just them. All immigrants want America.
My dad only came to degenerate Leaf land because America rejected him and Canada's gung-ho about diversity (the 80s), he immigrated from middle East to India thanks to Poos being our unflushed allies.
By the way, if you're a durka durka hello Akbar, you have a much easier time immigrating here through India.
Ban Poos
Luke Ortiz
Wew Lad
>The 'accidental overpayment': Wedding scams targeting people and businesses
If there's a scam to be had, Canadians will think of it.
Nothing is sacred to these people.
Money over everything. Family don't mean shit if you got millions. Fuck em all.
Money over everything in Canada.
That's why they say "Americans are greedy". They actually mean, they're greedy, but being generation scumbags, deflection tactics are part of their genetic make up
Austin Nelson
*generational scumbags
These people have no idea of :"right and wrong" and the wrong is normal to them, which they think is right.
Bentley Cooper
Worse: undeserving pride of Canada: the thing they're destroying.
Our Colonist forerfathers would spit on our country if they saw it now.
I'd sooner defend Poland; a country I have no connection to than my own. Pathetic.
Andrew Garcia
This guy is the best poster. I love hearing about how Canadians lived like pioneers until 30 years ago.
Chase Martin
No idea what you think your "colonist forefathers" where like, but mine where from Ireland ,Scotland and criminals.
My moms side is bootleggers. Been in Canada over 100 years.
Xavier Walker
Cheers m8
Have some OC I made.
Jacob Roberts
You're doing God's work friend
Hudson Stewart
Ya most immigrants in Canada, got denied in USA first.
Or use Canada, to get into the USA faster.
I hear if you live in Canada X amount of years, you get faster access to a US Greencard.
Too bad that's not available for white people, born in Canada.............
Cause our government set it up to make it very hard for us to leave, cause we would if we could.
They trap people here.
East Berlin had a wall,razor wire and gun line to keep people IN.
>What's a gun line?
You pass that line, you get shot. No questions, no warnings. Just BANG, you're dead
Grayson Butler
Cheers M8
I think so, I keep getting things I want, when I do this daily.
Like by magic.
Sadly, it's cause I have to live here till I die.
Dominic Kelly
Sorry kids...............................
>pic related
Jordan Baker
Probably jinxed it now though.................
Cameron Rogers
>77
aww damn.....................
Another rule: Keep your mouth shut.
Something I'll never learn....................
Brody Lopez
You can't jinx with sevens. 7 is +1 to jinx resistance.
77 is temporary jinx immunity.
Isaac Miller
Why the fuck should I even care??
>Prom 'magical' for teen with autism after accommodations
cbc.ca
WHO is this girl??
WHY should I care??
I never went to prom. Do I get a sob story article written up?
LOL
Prom isn't even a Canadian thing. You need high schools for proms
High School didn't exist in Canada until the 1960s.
Every single High School in this country is new from 1960 and on.
All the same plans, building materials.
Same with the detention centers.
They basically are exactly the same inside and out.
One is a school, the other is jail.
Dylan Parker
Sweet,
Phew
*dabs*
Bored as F, I went to the strip club for some laughs, check out the talent. Convinced one girl to "dab" as she finished her dance routine
LOL
Xavier King
This makes me LOL but it's sad as F too.
They will rob you over food.
>Vegetable box customers await refunds after farmer cancels program
cbc.ca
Dozens of people who invested in a vegetable box delivery program in the Annapolis Valley have been left with no veggies and plenty of questions after the farmers took their deposits and then cancelled the program.
>Take the money and run
Brandon Thomas
>Ahhhh well, ya know, we faced some initial start up complications and didn't see these problems coming up.
>No, I won't pay anyone back. Why should I? That's MY money now. I'm out of a god damned BUSINESS eh? I was going to be rich, but it fell through, all my dreams, GONE!! I need this deposit money for me now. I need it for food and stuff. MINE
Jaxson Torres
Canada, where NO ONE can afford a home
>Upper, middle and low-income Canadians worried about housing prices: poll
cbc.ca
What are the shills going to do now?? Even the RICHERS are complaining about house prices.
THE RICH FOLK ARE COMPLAINING
>Darrrrrrrrr my small town has houses for $2. If you're not rich, you're a loser in Canada.
Well the rich are complaining now.........
What now?
Are they "ungrateful"?
Gavin Gray
If they wanted to actually help people in this country, they'd build commie blocks and charge low rent.
Think of much money Canadians would have for the "economy" if 60-90% of their pay didn't go to a slumlord.
>DARRRRRRRR, if you can't afford to pay me $1000 a month to live in my shit shack, you're an ungrateful loser!!!!
Chase Rogers
Doesn't matter, when all these old fucks die, take whatever house you want.
Even if some Chinaman in China owns it. They won't be by anytime soon.
There won't be any cops, and if there is, just tell them to fuck off.
Jeremiah Morales
It literally going to be a ghost country.
Strange days ahead lads.................
You can heat a small room using tea candles and some clay flower pots.
Look up stuff like that, you'll need to know soon enough.
I'm not trained to run a power plant. Most young people aren't trained to do anything cause the older people here have made sure to secure themselves off the ignorance of the young.
Zachary Brooks
I just want to know why you entertain "dialogue" with yourself. This whole thread is schizophrenic.
Brody Edwards
My granddad rented houses, he was going to SELL me one. A house he built,owned and collected rent off for 40 some years.
SELL IT to his own grandson.
Well, I told granddad, I would buy it and rent it out, like he did. You know, "follow in your foot steps" kind of thing.
Well gee, guess that offended him, cause he sold it to someone else right quick, below market value.
That's older people in Canada.
Jayden Scott
LOL
There is 100s if not 1000s reading this. Being a dense, unaware loser, (you) think, you're the only person on the whole internet, here, reading my thread.
Loser.
Dylan Cook
>Canadians' love for debt taking us into uncharted territory, PBO report warns
>Households owed $174 for every $100 in disposable income in 1st quarter, Parliamentary Budget Office says
BOOMERS love for debt
Fixed it for you CBC
cbc.ca
I don't owe shit. Like 12,000. That's peanuts.Half is a student loan and the other is for a line of credit with my dad as a co-signer, so I'm sure he paid it off.
HA HA sucker..........
Blake Green
>toronto
>shootings
hmmm
Owen Jones
>Canadians' average debt load now up to $22,081, 3.6% rise since last year
>Total consumer debt load now at more than $1.7 trillion
cbc.ca
WEW LAD
1.7 TRILLION
Let's put some perspective on this.
This is 1 million. 1,000,000
A Billion is 1000 millions. 1,000,000,000
A Trillion is 1000 billions 1,000,000,000,000
W_E_W_L_A_D
Not being a home owner and owing less than 22,000 means I'm sitting pretty.
Plus going to inherit a fuck ton.
I remember, my mom came home one day when I was like 6-7, kinda sad. Said he helped granddad with his will.
Shortly after that, I had a flyer route with my brother, no new toys and my dad was a total dick (jealousy)
OR
I've been lied to my whole life as a way to trick me out of wanting and having things
>Oh don't worry! Your grandad is really rich and you're going to inherit lots. Just hang tight okay? One day, you'll have $$ too.
Heard that A LOT
Who knows
Austin Carter
I'm flattered.
Honestly.
Nathan Rivera
Ya those white kids who really wanna show the blacks how "hood" they are, are the craziest.
Daniel Bailey
>deep state
>metronews
It's a holiday here.
The free public transit advertising sheet doesn't get published.
shill better shill.
Brayden Garcia
Canadian in America, SHOT!!
OMG
STAY OUT OF AMERICA!!!!!
>Canadian doctor among wounded in NYC hospital shooting
cbc.ca
That is just TERRIFYING
THAT POOR CANADIAN!!
Serves him right though eh? Shouldn't of left the safety of Canada eh? I don't care how much they're paying. Health over wealth eh? That's my motto
What else ya expect in Merica eh?
He deserved it, if ya ask me, eh?
Parker Miller
>being this newfaggot
Everyone who follows my threads, know I have Canadian government shills in here, LARPing like they are from Vatican City and say they are "watching me"
I should honestly screencap it, but don't care enough.
It's literally some fat loser,.somewhere in Canada, just saying anything to try and shut me up.
Hence the joke that it's "deep state"
Camden Brown
>The city was on the way': What Hamilton was like 150 years ago
cbc.ca
See, Hamilton is right on the American border, so I can see it looking like this.
According to the article, it was an American city, who became Canadian, to avoid patents in USA.
So basically shiftless assholes trying to make money.
Canadian as fuck.
>And also the factories of Richard Wanzer, who swiped the designs for popular Singer and Wilson sewing machines in the U.S. and set up shop in Hamilton, where Canadian courts didn't mind his American patent
Isaiah Stewart
>*didn't mind his American patent INFRINGEMENT
Forgot that last word.
Canada, the land of shiftless conmen,bootleggers,diddlers and general scum from UK
Camden Fisher
On Dominion Day itself, July 1, 1867, Hamilton heard the ringing of church bells first at midnight, then at 4 a.m. They held off on firing artillery until more people would be awake, at the hour of 6 a.m., to officially mark the start of the celebratory day.
There was a march from Gore Park to beyond the Crystal Palace in Victoria Park. The mayor read a proclamation from the queen, and guns were fired in celebration.
Hamilton was "quite nuts about joining Canada," Houghton said. Hamiltonians showed themselves to be Canadian patriots early on, even erecting the first statue anywhere in the country of Sir John A. Macdonald upon his death in 1891.
Is this story even true????