>tfw you will never get to shoot mexican bandits
>tfw you will never have a cosy ranch
>tfw you cant ride horses into town and go to the saloon
>tfw you cant ask some cunt to step outside for pistols at dawn
Tfw you will never get to shoot mexican bandits
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western is for faggots, real men want to form a testuddo with their roman brothers
>tfw you will never even hear rumors of buried treasure
look up "Knights of the Golden Circle"
there is actually millions of dollars worth of gold to be found, they say.
will be used to free the South from the USA
>will be used to free the South from the USA
pls stop kevin before you hurt your mother even more
stfu nigger
romans were nonwhite faggots
They didn't cancel Red Dead Redemption 2, did they???
kek
The majority of stuff you "know" from the "wild west" is actually 100% fake and it's attributed to a traveling Western show in the late 19th century-early 20th
The "wild west" was ironically one of the calmest periods in US history
>ywn hunt beasts in yharnam
>ywn come home each day to a beautiful doll
>ywn become a legend inside the dream
Feels bad
just move down to the SW. my family was bushwacking spics and apache down here before 1776. fuck what the guy above me said. the wild west was real as fuck. massacres, gold, lone women, rapes, vengeance, retaliations...i can go on and on.
BIG IRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YAAAAAAAAAAAAA. marty robbins was the shit.
There was no Mexican bandits
Only white bandits that fled to Mexico
>21st century
>Not dueling kebab at high noon
Why do you live?
...
>TFW you will never experience an average life expectancy of 35 years
>TFW you will never experience the joy of 2/5 of your children making it to adolescents
>TFW you will never watch your wife develop an infection from a small cut on her hand and die a few weeks later
>TFW you will never know what it's like to mail your parents a letter across the Nation and hope it teaches them in a few weeks, but they moved and you will never hear from them again
>TFW you will never know what it is like to die after cutting yourself on rusty barbed wire
2017 sucks man
I wish I could never see or hear anything from my parents. Feels bad man.
Josey Wales shot yankees. Lots of them. Get it right.
>it's the same britfag hiding behind a flag
what is the purpose of these threads? The West is romanticized in movies but it was a really shitty place to live.
>The "wild west" was ironically one of the calmest periods in US history
when did I say otherwise?
>The majority of stuff you "know" from the "wild west" is actually 100% fake
that is odd because my ancestors was settlers and I have read their stories.
where?
ninth post best post
>ywn be James Marston
as you can see i am not the same guy, hence why i took out the part about my ancestors on the boat
>tfw you know that 99% of what people think wild west was is hollywood BS
and other, real, outlaws shot mexicans and injuns
i come from a southern family that has been here for centuries and traveled over the years from Maryland to Texas before cars, so you are wrong
>you will never purge western lands of savages
>you will never shoot bison from a train
You can do that in Mexico.
Go check it out. It's like the old west down there.
>I heard there's 3 kinds of sun's in Kansas
>sunshine
>sunflowers
>and sonsabitches
Wyattdarp disagrees, there was lots of violence, just because it wasn't well documented doesn't mean it didn't exist
Yeah. When your grandpa was young you had gunfights at OK coral erry day. And bank robberies were more common than kids kicking rocks around. And every lil town had the local sheriff do 26 high noon gunslinging duesl erry day.