red italy:
>everything works
>northern culture is about being polite and well mannered
>civilized accent
>75% lower risk of getting robbed or killed
>clean
>roads get consistently renewed
>foreigners go to jail or worse if they do not behave
not italy:
>nothings works
>southern culture is about tricking every person in sight and lie, cover everything with a fake "muh family" meme(they literally kill their relatives in Naples if they want to get into camorra, local mafia)
>if you get sick you will most likely die and if they fix you the surgeon will forget something inside you(even metal things)
>creepy old hospitals
>constant robbery
>if they rob you it's always YOUR fault, never the thieve's
>they think stealing and not respecting the rules is something good
>living on north's money doing NOTHING all day(literally go to the stadium laughing at the north)
>awful roads, no one uses turning signals
>screaming from balcony to balcony instead of talking on the phone or going to the neigh's house
>monkey accent, they speak in slang for 90% of the time, they barely speak italian
>literally known for being loud and ignorant
>northern women literally changing their minds after they hear them talking because of their accent is so recognizable
>isolated by every northerner, they can relate only with other southern people
and the list could go on for ages, 1% of people from southern italy are good though and they work up in the north making pizzas and whatnot, still they're treated worse than foreigners, some desperate cuck marries their women...halfies always stay with the southern side of their families and completely rejects the north one because of school jokes
>"your mother is a slut because she's from the south, go rob somebody you piece of shit"
"I bet your dad still steals radios from cars, lol fucking go back munching on *any southern typical dish*"
and the likes, fucking hell even albanians have better integration skills
