ITS HAPPENING

Stock market has been hijacked amazon stock down $844 dollars! This is it boys

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This happens all the time

Fake and gay

Vaginas and authenticity

it's actually real, just google it

I think it is some kind of ticker malfunction though, it just shows up in google

jesus fuck

>I don't know what aftermarket orders are: the post

Uhhh wtf is going on?

Holy fuck

Graph shows low 900s though

I just got a job at Amazon.

Am I fucked?

yeah exactly, must be some fuckup on google's part I guess

Just a bug in google finance. Microsoft and Google all show $123.47.

Price close 968

FUCK OFF AMAZON, LONG LIVE MOM AND POP SHOPS.

so if we invest right now we'll get rich?

Jewgle Finance malfunction. Checked at my (((brokerage))) and price is 953.66

Chill jews

BUY BUY BUY BUY

IRON GRIP BOYS, MOON SOON

YES, DIE DIE DIE
Are taxes where subsidizing them anyway.

>tfw this turns out not to be a glitch and I just lost 87% of my net worth

yes just off yourself

Friendly reminder that this happened and nobody on Sup Forums gave a fuck.

reuters.com/article/us-usa-banks-stress-idUSKBN19J2RK

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Your an idiot. The pic shows googles typo or glitch that has an 800$ drop.
No one here but you thought he was talking about the graph

yeah but that probably just connects to google's API

No, Amazon has always been operating on a loss, it's only propped up by constant new investment, by all means, take advantage of amazon's deals, but for god's sake don't buy stocks in them if you value your money

Potential for BIG HAPPENING!

>investing in just one thing

investorplace.com/2017/07/amazon-com-inc-amzn-stock-will-not-falter/#.WVrZbojyuM8

>Why Amazon.com, Inc. (AMZN) Stock Will Not Falter Anytime Soon
>Traders are taking profits off the table after AMZN stock hit record levels, but investors see the long-term potential

lel

Was thinking of shorting amzn and buying nasdaq composite as hedge...oh boy did I fuck up...hindsight's a bitch.

Some retard setting a sell order in at market price when some shitter out a random limit buy in at 123.47 is perfectly reasonable.

Fuck you Bezos

For those that don't believe the numbers ITT:

finance.yahoo.com/quote/AMZN?ltr=1

Yahoo is showing the same thing going on.

>tfw didn't short Amazon stock
god
fucking
dammit

Western Civilization is collapsing. Are you new?

If you didn't go all in cryptos already then you deserve being fucked in the ass by the banks for the next 20 years

>inb4 google api

> implying google finace and yahoo finance have independent price feeds

Too bad it's not real. If it was real and Amazon hadn't filed for bankruptcy then it would be a perfect opportunity to buy.

Gotta be a glitch like the flash crash back in 10'. No way amazon is crashing this hard in after hours trading.

You're a ritard if you think this is anything real, but I would not discount the possibility of a cyber attack. Trump is meeting Putin this week, so what better way to send an economic message.

SELL SELL SELL

Everything is $123.47!!!! Theyre price fixing!!!

wouldn't that be.

>real and straight

I guess the aids has clogged your minds ability to do simple reasoning faggot.

marketwatch.com/investing/stock/amzn says otherwise

Yeah, when I log in on my broker account MSFT just shows $63, not 123.47

Just a glitch guys, move along.

so what happens if you buy it and it turns out to be a glitch?

Well yeah, nobody who works for Bezos is happy. Not even his paid shills at WaPo.

The order doesn't get filled.

yup, ebay's price is also 123.47 on google finance. interesting glitch, what a great choice hiring all those indians was

Exactly

Yes Amazon has very bad reviews for their employees.

Truvada not working for only you; and throat cancer from candida fungus

Trump hates Amazon for avoiding taxes

Amazons stock drops almost a grand

what would be the best way to profit from a glitch in a price feed like this?
So I know if there is a next time.

Yahoo finance is saying the same thing as Google so I don't think it is a glitch on Google's end

so what? the market is full of faggots and they lock anything down before you could make a profit. All the dummies freaking out over nothing will just cancel the sells during the lock and we'll go back to being paranoid lunatics all over again.

it's a google glitch

bunch of retarded poos are fucking up the software, literally any other source (ie marketwatch shows a normal price)

read thread, it is a glitch

Short stock so that when you trigger the glitch and retards sell their stock you make assloads

Man if this was real I'd be dropping all my assets to invest in them. Too bad it's a glitch. You know how you can tell? there's no news about this anywhere.

>its fucking real
This is it. The happening of our time.

best thing to do right now would be to short google or yahoo for a bit, since people will realize their price feeds are poo in loo tier

Short the stock then make threads on Sup Forums about it and to encourage mass sell-offs :^)

but it is gonna be fun when this glitch triggers a massive amazon dump

yeah actually

Did they split the stocks? No way it dropped that much otherwise

fucking idiots. I "literally" work for amazon. Next week the payments will come through for the summer deals that start this weekend and amazon is going to explode again they cant stop growing now. Also, they intend to start handling pharmaceuticals. just saying anons

twitter.com/PaulMest/status/882012722849693697

[jew banker damage control shill squad operational]

it's a glitch on googles end

yeah man, ebay's price is identical for no good reason

Just bought stock thanks

HOLY SHIT GUYS THIS IS IT!!!

holy fuck!

> Jeff Bezos sends a toilet to Sundar Pichai
>OK YOU GONE TO FAR FUCKER IM GOING TO MESS AROUND WITH YOUR WANABE COMERCE

Likely a glitch.
They just did a lot of investing, which could have fucked something up, with how they're measuring the stock value.

People don't understand the stock market ha amazon is literally losing billions of dollars. Stupid fags are like not a big deal, I'm like pic.jpg

and apple

>ITS A GLITCH GUYS
ITS A GLITCH GUYS
>ITS A GLITCH GUYS
ITS A GLITCH GUYS
>ITS A GLITCH GUYS
ITS A GLITCH GUYS
>ITS A GLITCH GUYS
ITS A GLITCH GUYS

All have their prices set to $123.47
Which is what you'd get if the price was 123.456789... and rounded to two decimal places.

fake and gay, sage

YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

it is a glitch but you're wrong about the rounding

its a glitch.

>people freaking out over an obvious glitch

Please stop trying to manufacture outrage and panic you gay nazis.

yeah totally doesn't look like a bug by a bunch of brain dead pajeets.

>ITS A GLITCH GUYS
this is what happens when you hire h1b poos and changs

it wont

no one serious about stock trading relies on sources like google

>stock will not falter anytime soon (8 hours ago)
But you lied!

HAPPENING

GUYS I CAN FEEL IT

hello i from new dehli i fix your software make java app really fast quality good price feed stock ticker for diverse google brand company

HIRED

looks like they adopted communism.

there are a lot of algorithms and HFTs that use google's api

You're looking at the close, not aftermarket activity. Notice how your price ends at 5pm new york time while the $123 price is 6:30pm. The aftermarket price is the most recent. Aftermarket activity can be wild, after trump won the presidency the market swung from -7% to positive. Thursday could be wild for AMZN stock as trading will be limited on the 4th.

IT'S NOT A GLITCH

STOCK MARKET IS KILL!!!

I REPEAT: STOCK MARKET IS KILL!!

>tfw the day of the rope just started

but market is closed

like many have said probably some glitch.Just in the past week I've had to add two new Amazon Distribution Centers to our records at my job. Amazon is doing just fine.

kek pretty cool glitch

btw it would be virtually impossible to see this kind of drop if ALL FAANG stock reacted this way

there would be a circuit breaker triggered and trading would be halted

>5 rounds up to 7

Holy fuck, you're dumb