What's the worst state?

And why is it New Jersey?

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Nah, Illinois is the worse state...
>t.Illinoisan

its california... full of mexicunts

Hey, it's no Missouri, but everything outside of Cook County is just swell. Especially if you like Heroin or Meth.

I wonder what AZ would be if we disregarded the Indian Reservations

I seriously doubt Utah has the biggest porn problem. You get Mormon women indoctrinated by the church to the point they put passwords on the wifi so the husband can't have unrestricted internet access. If a woman catches a husband glancing at the lady's underwear ad in a newspaper she reports it to a bishop. He diagnoses it as a porn addiction. Then a church appointed psychologist with a degree in family matters from BYU tries to step in and remedy the problem.

tl;dr: Utah has a very loose definition of porn addiction

Tell me about it. I'm from Illinois, where are you from?

taxes up the fucking ass and jersey city is full of paki/indian scum

Map is clearly made up. Maine the dumbest, a state with virtually no niggers? Come on.

>weakest government influence
>a bad thing

Idaho. Weakest government influence. That's a bad thing?

wait is that comic actually condemning the person for not caring about the guy who was such a selfish asshole he threw himself infront of a train, potentially traumatizing an innocent conductor, costing thousands to the railroads, preventing hundreds from getting somewhere on time and ensuring his perfectly healthy organs aren't going to save someone else's life when instead he could have just huffed some helium back home?

because seriously fuck the people who jump infront of trains

this

ik know you'RE FROM NEW YORK YOU FAT FUCKING KIKE FAGGOT FUCK YOU NO ONE EVEN LIKES NEW JERSEY CIOTIES FUCKING FUCK YOU NIGGER SUCK MY PARKWAY'S COCK

>i know know you

Most skin cancer?

>weakest government influence

how is that a negative?

Illinois resident....if only you know how bad things truly are

>air pollution

God I hate living in California.

We could afford better cars if we weren't taxed into Oblivion

>Iowa
>Oldest state
What does that even mean?

It's always weird when you realize there's the huge theocratic cult that runs a state.

Wowwww, just ride a bike like everyone else and give your money to Jose. He only makes 30k a year shitlord

Nerdiest state? Not bad, could be worse.

How is 'nerdiest state' and 'oldest state' bad?

Pretty accurate, homeless people in my area congregate in parks and make them unpleasant to visit. You can smell them from 50 feet away. They also harass you for money to blow on drugs or alcohol. Cops try to chase them out but they just keep coming back.

New Jersey is the most unpopular state in the country, look it up.

Texas is the best.

As a Californian... Honestly don't know who between us, Oregon, and Washington are the worst; but at least we know, statistically speaking, Rhode Island is the most cucked.

Probably a majority of the population in Iowa is old people.

That's hardly a bad thing, though. I live in Iowa and most of the old folks I meet there are actually pretty nice people.

>Anti-Social
Can I move there?

>high school graduation

Yea, I'm confused why they classed it as a bad thing too.

>corruption
>not Illinois
How?

>Anytime West Virginia is unironically praised on Sup Forums, despite being the embodiment of White America getting cucked by consumerism, pharmaceuticals, fast food, and degeneracy
>Anytime Virginia is put down for having gone blue since Obama and DC, despite being near the top of the country in terms of history, wealth, health, education, and public safety (and thus keeping people from moving here)

It has the highest porn subscription rates.

Which goes to show the populace's inexperience with porn in general, due to them actually trying to pay for it, and mostly because of the parental/spousal pressure.

It also explains why every family has 8+ kids. They're restrictive about before marriage, but mormon couples basically can do whatever they want with each other.

Too bad Cook controls the rest of the state.

>Bankruptcy

I would've guessed Missourah would've been meth

>porn usage

lol

New Jersey is the most unpopular state in the country, look it up.

Texas is the best.

>Georgia
>most sickly

Not buying that one senpai.

>Maine
>Dumbest state

lol no

>Washington
>Largest number of immigrants are Canadian
>Bestiality
kek

>poorest health
>most sickly
Aren't those the same thing?

Also:
>weakest government influence
>bad

Wonder if Mr. Hands had anything to do with setting the trend.

It's the hispanics. Many recent immigrant communities don't care if their children finish school so long as they are able to find work they can subsist off of. Being the first in the family to finish high school let alone go to college is less common than people would expect and you have the Rio Grande Valley and El Paso regions at over 80% hispanic. That's not counting the innumerable illegals there too.
Throw on top of that the Houston and DFW black communities (which had an influx of the lowest sorts after Katrina too) along with rural and small town whites it makes for quite the situation.

"Weakest Government Influence"

Now I just want to live in Idaho.

>worst at binge drinking

more like best

>idaho
>implying thats a bad thing

Jersey fag here, can confirm this state is an absolute shithole. And it's only going to get worse after Chris Krispy Kreme is out of office. God I can't wait to get out of this shitty state.

>is less common than people would expect
is more common*

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nj has wonderful health care and education, and it is one of the most sought-after places to live among wealthy and successful people (evidenced by property values)

though corruption, taxes and general over-regulation are a big pain in the ass here.

Once again, Ohio shows it's supremacy.

>when send mail where does mail go

Dunno why it's a big deal to my state.

Ps5 heh

>dictionary torrent

whats truck

>porbo
Maybe all those jokes about Texas hold value.

MI here
Too many blacks and muzzies
Lakes r nice tho

>What is your state the worst at?
>Idaho
UMMMMMMMMMMMM???????

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Idaho
>Weakest gov't influence
O.M.G.

What's porbo

>PA
>Arson

did we make the fire worse? or better?

>Ohio: Nerdiest.

How is this bad?

We do it more often than any other state.

Texas??

The 'more than any other state' charts are incredibleby misleading.
The top how to search in EVERY state could be 'how to boil eggs' but as long as wi searchs for it more, it only shows up there, making it seem like that state stands out in searching for that

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Washington fag here. State has morphed from working class, blue-collar democrat to libshit capital of the US. in the last 30 years. WAYYYY to expensive to rent or buy here. Looking to retire out of State. Loathe humidity, but I does likes me the trees n' stuff. Any decent places to live that don't soak you in sweat during Summer? and then give you 3 months of being snowed in? Honestly, the only reason I keep my family here is because I need to work. But if I could scrape the shekels together I'd hit the road.

true

I have lots of family in SC, they all live in trailers! Spot on, map

>worst drivers

Have you ever been to New York?

>rape

the prairie nigger reservations are sovereign nations we can't police, you gotta remove their crimes from our stats

>cali
I believe that.

>And why is it New Jersey?

Because Puerto Rico hasn't become a state yet.

I lived in Washington till 1997, can confirm that it got taken over by literal commies.

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>Alabama
>how to make love
>down next street
>Georgia
>how to get a divorce

I'd actually give it to Florida as someone who has done a road trip through most states. I usually steer clear of rural roads whenever I drive there because those crazy bastards make hard turns pushing 80 when they don't see anyone else.

>North Dakota
>ugliest residents
>also the whitest state in the US

really makes you think

I live in Indiana and if we are the "least green" state, then America must be really clean. The air is crystal clear here.

Jew Yorker/Shitadelphian detected

>Maine
Yeah no.

Also, last I checked Indiana had like no coal fuckers and wind farms every 10 feet. I feel like both Dumbest and least green state belong to some South of the mason dixon line shithole.

Where did you flee to user?

The nigger enclave known as Peoria...
The ship has already sunk here and we're in deeper waters than where the Titanic lies.

Southern Oregon. Imma probably leave cause shit tons of Mexicans are flooding the area

Wait a minute. Your state is full of rich fucks living just outside of New York, has the highest taxation, AND still can't pass a budget?????

I'm thinking Midwest or maybe the Blue Ridge Mountains. Maybe in the heart of Amish country would be good.

Jesus fuck...what are beaners doing up in Oregon out of all places in the US?!?!

>Complain that millennials aren't buying homes
>imply that buying a mobile home is somehow worse than renting an apartment indefinitely
which is it motherfucker?

How the hell does one measure nerdliness?

I'm confused too. If I had to guess, since CA is becoming a shit hole they come up here to get away. It also doesn't help that our ultra-liberal state gov't welcomes illegal immigrants with open arms.

When I moved to Medford in 1998 there were a few Mexicans here and there but we were still pretty white. Fast forward 20 years later there's a shit ton of them now. I find it hard to believe that the city officially has a white 'majority' population cause if you visited you wouldn't think so.

spbp

Jersey is a good second runner up though. Jews, Nogs, and other vibrancy in large quantities. All cities are beyond fucked. The culture is close to apex degeneracy. Taxes are obscene. Couldn't fucking stand living there in the 90s, I know it can only be worse now.

Decent math grades but socially retarded. Probably highest amount of autists per capita

Wtf I love Idaho now

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>Washington
>worst at bestiality

I know what they mean, but would you not want to be the worst at committing bestiality?

>maine
>dumbest state
yeah, no

>weakest gov't influence
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

Public services usually get fucked as a result.