I HAVE NO WORDS

I HAVE NO WORDS

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/882061157900718081

My sides are in orbit

ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH HIS LIFE

Big Don is on a fucking warpath lately.

>libruls will complain about these tweets when it's actually bulletproof Persuasion(tm)

KOREAN BBQ NOW

I'm shaking. This man in power is even more unpredictable than Kim. Can't believe this fat orange fuck has his hands on the nuclear codes.

>SHITPOSTER IN CHIEF
ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP

>my president is a professional shitposter
feelgoodman

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AMAZING

Calling out little Kim as a loser

Kek

>Donald Trump just implied that asians are violent. Not cool.

Quality shitpost. But seriously, Trump needs to order the hit on North Korea Kim Jung Cuck.

>[deep concern intensifies]

I love him so much!

HE'S ALWAYS TWO SCOOPS AWAY FROM THE NUCLEAR CODES

literally shaking that this man is our president

I wanna see a webm of The Interview where Kim gets blown the fuck up with the missile being fired by Trump and/or Mattis.

END THIS NONSENSE ONCE AND FOR ALL CHYNA

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OH MY GOD

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>Does this guy have anything better to do with his life?

That is why you are the best country in the world

He should put in an environmental reference how it's a danger to whales

That'd be great

fuck off larper shill

>jules_su
Who in the fuck is this, why is he verified, and why do I see him below every Trump tweet?

>are you Sinophobic? If this image doesn't make you hungry, you are.

Chinks put on blast.
Hopefully literally.

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Not gonna lie, expat here, we seriously cant stay safe in usa anymore

East asians are about as violent as sunfish.

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>Suzdaltsev
Is that a mexican jew or something?

Fuck I love President Trump.

Finally a real ALPHA male running the country who fights back!

GOD BLESS DONALD J TRUMP

>its real
kek i love how he shitposts

>that meme should be updated to have 2 scoops

Use those fireworks to an hero yourself, stupid pablum pooking faggot

Didn't take long for Donnie's most dedicated beta cuck orbiter to show up.

pst hey, keep it on the dl but I need to ask
are sunfish violent or no?

>Sup Forums will unironically suck trump's dick again

Shit poster in chief omg

HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

Take your LGBTP ass somewhere else pedo faggot

Because he's getting paid to be there. Thanks to Shareblue and Twatter

They can be, but only to outside threats.

They're ant colonies for all intents

>shills will unironically try to divide us over appreciating prestidential shitposting

OH SHIT KIM YOU JUST GOT TRUMPED BITCH

>'Does this guy have anything better to do with his life?'

>spends his time posting wwe edits made by reddit

Shills don't even bother using the right filenames. They're easy to ignore.

i was eating my daily double quarter pounder when this tweet hit me. Saw it on my phone as it was posted, instantly laughed. I love this president so much

>calls Trump's tweet ironic
>unironically has no life and tweets at Trump within 30 seconds of the shitpost
Incredible

Why is Kooky Kim firing his nerdy missiles on a holiday weekend? He should be celebrating the 4th! SAD!

>Perhaps China will put a heavy move on North Korea and end this nonsense once and for all!
Chinese nuclear bomb armageddon confirmed

>I'm shaking.
triggered ya, did he, snowflake? What's it like to be so fragile?

Lol wow, this tweet is going to have its own chapter in the history books.

Which missile?

>trump tweets normal things
>liberal shills race to spam his comments with propaganda
>trump starts retweeting dank memes
>ourguys flood the comments faster
>outcompete the liberal shills to get their latest meme featured on cable news

Brilliant

Anyone have a video version of this?

TRUMP 2020
WEAPONIZED BANTER

my sides

Its real!

Tomorrow is July 4th.

Time to bomb North Korea.

>all those (((blue checkmarks)))
The new gold star.

I can't even...BBDJT killing it!

life is simply too precious to risk death these days. I have to see what Trump says next I simply have to man.

Holy shit. He gives absolutely 0 fucks.

this

Is it happening? Is it really happening?
Is it happening now guys? What is going to happen /pol?

Does this user have anything better to do with her life?

Good lord our president is master of the universe

>there's going to be entire books written solely about Trump's twitter history

its a simple game of cat and mouse

literal militarized banter.

KIM BTFO
I
M

B
T
F
O

Perhaps the incomprehensible tweets really are a tactic. This is going to waste a lot of people's time and attention. Its on the borderline of so many provocative issues: question of competence, diplomatic stoush, Obama in Worst Korea, - could be crafted.

>there will never be another president as based as Trump in our lifetimes

Kimmy really is a fucking loser

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Dude population replacement because we hate Europeans

The problem with drumpf is he doesn't know shit about nuclear weapons. He seems to believe he can bend opponents to his will, well guess what dumbfuck other countries have nukes too. Against a heavily armed nuclear state like Russia or China, nuclear war-fighting is beyond absurd. Once nuclear weapons are unleashed, a conflict would almost certainly escalate to all-out proportions and kill hundreds of millions of people. Is this really what you want Sup Forums? I'm fucking terrified, but at least the impeachment process is underway.

Practically every single Mr. McMahon entrance goes like that.
One time he did that when barging into a main event match that got bodged, blew a quad when he jumped into the ring and as he tried to get up, blew the other quad.
Probably all the flailing.

Let me guess
>blue check liberal comment complaining about something that has nothing to do with what Trump is talking about is top comment

Kim confirmed for fat no life loser who probably posts here.

This guy... could he have even an ounce of statesmanship?

Trump is a child and I stopped laughing a long time ago

maybe we'll get the biggest fireworks show on earth tomorrow.

Trump's madman strategy may very well scare China into acting to prevent having a refugee crisis right on it's border

>be based kimmy
>deal with dumb amerifat sanctions and threat of action for 8 years
>even uncle chang is starting to get pissed off with me
>Trump gets elected
>start to get nervous
>test anyway to see what he does
>it's another "strongly worded tweet but ultimately does nothing" episode
kek

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>fat dong

im sure he does

this mother fucker

I unironically have 10 cats user.
8 are outdoor cats and don't bother me, they're basically strays that sleep on my lawn and let me pet them.

the 2 indoor cats fit that description, even though one only likes to hangout with me while I read and isn't disruptive at all.
>this is the good kitter

Omg I love how Duterte is allways speaking his mind. Oh wait, this is Trump..

TWO SCOOPS

>Long Dong

Kim-Dong-Un

IM WITH HER NOW
FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
I AM OFFICIALLY OFF THE "TRUMP TRAIN"

WHAT WILL HE SAY ON TWITTER NEXT, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

>Persuasion

keep trying shariablue