4th of July

[Parker King]

Official 4th of July countdown thread.

Tommorow is a day of festivities where we celebrate what it means to be American; freedom, guns and being the greatest country in the world.

Welcome in this thread are countries that use the imperial system of measurement, the honorable French who helped us in our time of need, and of course strong, proud Americans who make this country glorious and beautiful.

Not welcome:
Br*ts, disgusting Hessian mercenaries, commie scum, leafs who feel that they shouldn't be part of us, mexicans, terrorists, COMMIES, liberals, russians, and of course FUCKING COMMIES.

America is truly the greatest country on Earth and lesser countries can but sail in the wake of our beauty.

Also American time is the only one that matters so europeons can fuck off saying that it's already tommorow there, you commie scum.

[Austin Myers]

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[Cameron Perry]

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[Charles Rogers]

SPIRIT OF 76 LIVES ON
GOD BLESS AMERICA
GOD BLESS TRUMP
GOD BLESS ALL WHO MAKE AMERICA GREAT

suck it brits

[Ryan Cook]

Have a bump, and fuck non-countries. Which are any country that is not the USA!

[Anthony Richardson]

bump

[Camden Howard]

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[Ryan Anderson]

Happy 4th you beautiful autistic bastards! Everyday is a fucking legend with our boy in office, and it's great to be alive in BEST TIMELINE with y'all. Much love all around.

[Colton Moore]

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[James Cruz]

Have a wonderful 4th you beautiful bastards!

[Liam Jenkins]

how long till yall hit freedom day in american hours?

[Luke Williams]

hello my fellow american, let us clap in unison.

[Tyler Parker]

East coast in 8 minutes now, but it varies across our country, a problem small european countries don't have to deal with.

The burden of greatness...

[Grayson Gutierrez]

well god bless you burgers and fuck the redcoats
have a fun day

[Joseph Ramirez]

Allah hu akbar! Allah hu akbar! Lailaha ill lal lah! Wallah hu akbar! Allah hu akbar! Wa lilah hil hamd!

[Joseph Turner]

Happy freedom day to all my brothers and sisters here in the greatest land in the entire world.

[Nathaniel Fisher]

trump deletes north korea from the earth tomorrow
how do you react

[Aiden Price]

amen brother

[Luis Young]

Freedom Day

[Jacob Watson]

Happy America day to all 'muricans on the East coast on the greatest country in the world.

[Samuel Sullivan]

You mean shoot a place up day.

[Ayden Davis]

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[Nicholas Clark]

Hi. I swear i am texas, the most american state, look
Yeeeehaaaaa. See?

[Anthony Torres]

happy freedom day

[Andrew Sanchez]

patriots day > 4th of july

[Angel Anderson]

God bless the greatest nation on earth!

[Ethan Roberts]

Anyone American here?

[Wyatt Cooper]

youtube.com/watch?v=4LpY3FKyYbA
HAPPY MURICA DAY

[Joseph Powell]

DON'T YOU DARE GOING TO SLEEP
YOU'RE GONNA BE AWAKE 24 HOURS JUST FOR HER

[Blake Allen]

*tips 400% to the cop*

[Nicholas Foster]

I am refugee from Syria

[Dominic Cooper]

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[Charles Williams]

What the hell is this?

[Jason Sullivan]

FUCK England

[Isaiah Ward]

M U R R I C A

[Cameron Powell]

Inb4 the religion of peace blows up the pentagon

[Luke Powell]

Get cozy and watch this hour long movie with a young Matt Dillon. Takes place in the 1950s in small town Indiana. Will make you sad of what we have lost as a country.

Based on a true story. Very funny and nostalgic. Written by the same man who wrote, "A Christmas Story." This story is when Ralphie is in high school, so happens after "A Christmas Story.".

Aired in 1982. The first three or so minutes is the introduction from the actual author, and then the movie starts. Enjoy!

youtube.com/watch?v=zow7fro-WGE

[Christian Jackson]

Looks like an armored pig

[Jackson Powell]

We should invade england to celebrate our freedom, they wouldn't stand a fucking chance.

[Jack Rogers]

O SAY CAN YOU SEE?

[Ian Ramirez]

>unamerican celebrating july 4th instead the the 2nd like true americans

kys

[Zachary Nguyen]

>not celebrating both
Faggot

[Jaxon Gutierrez]

>celebrating the fakeness

>he doesn't celebrate July the 2nd and august the 2nd like a true patriot,and instead celebrate the commercial holiday

[Henry Watson]

Don't forget the Poles that helped us out

[Blake Hernandez]

You're on the spectrum right?

[Owen Gutierrez]

I think he is lad.

[Nicholas Ross]

USA USA USA!

[Liam Ward]

Being a commercial holiday is the most American thing about my friend.

[Luis Miller]

>spilling truths is now autism

fuck off you cooperate slaves

[Jeremiah Stewart]

USA USA USA!

[Gabriel Nelson]

I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN

[Jaxson Rogers]

It's corporate you imbecile.

[Dominic Flores]

Tfw traveling abroad and won't be home for Independence Day.

Solution: Loudly play the National Anthem from my phone, while waving my flag.

[Jacob Butler]

>American Baseball Cap
>American Shades
>American Hawaiian shirt
>American Flag T-Shirt
>American Flag Bandana
>American Socks
If you don't have at least these, what the fuck have you been doing?

[Nathaniel Morales]

America sucks. I'll be burning the disgusting Jew American flag tomorrow and there's nothing you nigger-loving patriotards can do about it.

[Caleb Cooper]

Now that's American.

[Aaron Perez]

Eating McDonald's and having the screaming shits the next day

[Logan Scott]

>the land of the free...just kidding.

[Tyler Thomas]

Quit grasping for attention you child, no one cares.

[Kayden Rodriguez]

Suck my cock antifa

[Cooper Anderson]

Land of the REE
youtube.com/watch?v=-paa3wwGWww

[Ian Morris]

>imperial system
>honorable french
>the same ones who concocted the hedonistic metric system in the downtime between beheading people

[Aiden Baker]

here's a little something to help get that patriotic blood flowing

youtube.com/watch?v=a6vwXbQZvJo

[Leo Green]

>Burn the flag
>No one can do anything
Amen brother. Millions died so your political expression is protected regardless of how repugnant it is. Happy 4th of July

[Aaron Ortiz]

If you don't like it you can leave this thread atismo

[Kayden Richardson]

Attaboy

[Camden Green]

>australian national anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

[Samuel Ortiz]

They saved us fom the British, unfortunate that they overdosed on freedom afterwards and lost their minds.

[Leo Reyes]

This is honestly the most underrated post I've ever seen here... I watched this at 7yrs old when it came out

[Samuel Baker]

>Prussians

[Nicholas Moore]

God bless America

[David Torres]

>inb4 euros start trying to shit on us
>inb4 redcoats invade thread
>inb4 we remind them who did the most in WW2
>inb4 refugees shit on thread

Basically this thread will be invaded by non American cunts. I love America and my brothers in arms. God Bless America.

[Parker Butler]

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[Evan James]

>I watched this at 7yrs old when it came out
A kindred spirit. I also watched it when young and remember laughing so hard when Matt Dillon finds out he is the blind date. As an adult, it really makes me sad how this is no longer our country. I wish at least one TV station would play this every 4th of July. People need to be reminded of how community-oriented our country once was, and how we took pride in our selves and our country.

[Juan Reed]

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword:
His truth is marching on.

Glory, Glory,hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.

I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps,
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;
I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps:
His day is marching on.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His day is marching on.

I have read a fierygospelwrit in burnished rows of steel:
"As ye deal with mycontemners, so with you my grace shall deal";
Letthe Hero, born ofwoman, crushthe serpentwith his heel,
Since God is marching on.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Since God is marching on.

He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat;
He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat;
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! Be jubilant, my feet!
Our God is marching on.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Our God is marching on.

In the beauty of the liliesChristwas born across the sea,
With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me.
As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free*,[14]
While God is marching on.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
While God is marching on.

[Evan Allen]

There's a Blackfoot Indian coming to my cookout will it be awkward?

[Daniel Butler]

Is this thread fucking necessary???

I say fuck the 4th of July....

Tbh I am not proud to be an American right now....

No wall...
No jobs...
Gas prices high...
No student debt relief...
No wage gap solution...
No fix for Flint...
No drug legalization federally...
No jail for Hillary...

Sure wish we had a president who kept his word.

[Jordan James]

Pulaski and Kosciuszko just do not sound very "Prussian" to me.

[Daniel Gonzalez]

Do cookouts like that even happen anymore?

[Christopher Long]

2 minutes until it's time in in CSD, there's a BAYSID black guy wearing an American flag shirt in this bar I'm in, how do I respond?

[Jason Reed]

>checks flag
Not suprised

[Jonathan Rivera]

AMERICA!

[Matthew Nguyen]

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[Blake Bailey]

say "fucking based, praise kekistan, liberals are the real racists amirite?"

[Gabriel Walker]

How can our enemies even compete?

[Thomas Smith]

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[Lucas Morales]

USA USA USA
youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8

[Isaac Anderson]

Not that I am aware of. Maybe in real small towns in the country, but to be honest, I have not seen or heard of a town having a 4th of July picnic in ages. Maybe churches or organizations do amongst themselves, but as far as towns, I just do not think so. You are hard pressed to even find 4th of July parades anymore. Very sad loss, I think.

[Colton Martinez]

Sure, this 4th of July won't be as good as most, but I say we still have reason to be proud.
While the news may display us as an extremely divided country, civil war hasn't happened just yet, and I seldom hear any cries for civil war outside of here and the news
And while Trump isn't the president we all wanted him to be, he's still better than the other possible outcomes, especially Cruz, Sanders and Hillary.
And while we don't have all that now, who's to say we won't have those in the future?
We're a long way from returning to where we used to be, but what should stop us from celebrating the progress we have made, no matter how minute it is?

[Nolan Moore]

England 51st state confirmed

[Dominic Turner]

Congratulations on being the laughing stock of the world! Your "empire" is about to collapse, what a shame. Out side of "MERIca" tomorrow is international anti-imperialism day, I can't wait to spend my day laying curses on your people and burning flags.

[Isaac Garcia]

Which one of you (or all of you) did this?

[Tyler Myers]

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[Benjamin Morgan]

We celebrate the ideals not the state, you mong.

[Ayden Moore]

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[Aiden Barnes]

Imperialism? That's a strange term for spreading freedom, leaf.

[Eli Gomez]

>implying you aren't a laughing stock

[Jaxon Jackson]

Don't call me a leaf, it's not cool and I'm sick of the persecution.

[Jack Watson]

I can conclude now that you are a nigger.
die

[Brayden Martin]

I've reported you to the RCMP for hate crimes