Why are women obsessed with horses?

Why are women obsessed with horses?

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Literally "muh vagina tingles"

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Because horses have huge dicks.

why are horse chicks always fat as fuck

They're nice animals. Kind of like a big stupid dog.

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YOU JUST KNOW

They're Ultimate Status Symbol

Because women love broken creatures.

Because motorcycles, the other dildo they can ride in public, requires a licensing test that most women can't pass.

Because they ride horses as a substitute for exercising.

biggest piece of meat they can fit between legs

Riding horsey makes my kitty tingly like when daddy used to tickle it.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

Women are naturally attracted to powerful beasts and powerful men.

The difference is that horses are easy to control if you know what you're doing. Imagine being a 100 lb woman and completely dominating a 1000 lb animal.

That plus the giant horse cock.

I'll let you cunts in on a little something, stay away from women who are obsessed with horses. Just like how you should stay away from women with brightly colored hair. Just don't do it.

fucking hell dude

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but what if its my mom who is into horses

I must ask
why?

This. Why?

>Why are women obsessed with horses?
Women are obsessed with spending money...preferably when it is not theirs to spend.

Horses are EXPENSIVE.

Men need to learn how to shut that shit down. My wife shops based on cost, not on quality....so when we first got married, I didn't understand how all the money I gave her was not going very far. One group trip to the store got that all fixed. You literally have to scold them like dogs at times. I had an "incident" one night at her parents where they thought they would corner me about the "allowance" idea and wanted me to give her full access to the checking account....At that point I summed up that I wouldn't have to treat their daughter like a small child if someone at that house would have explained simple concepts like budgets, interest and savings....but since they nor the the college she spent 4 years of my money at didn't it was obviously my place to do.

In addition, I am 7 years younger than her. I literally had to take her out of the workforce because she spends more than she makes and has no concept at all. If she has a job, she will spend it all, and then complain about bills.

Call it what you want, but they are all the same. Horses are expensive. That is the only reason.

Horses are dumb, muscled, hairy, sweaty, smelly and women get to lead them around by a ring, ride them how they want, kick them in the sides if they feel like it, make them take them where the woman wants, only feed them vegetables and gelding is a possibility if the horse gets too arrogant. If they get bored with it they can relegate it to the shed at the back of the garden or abandon it and get a new horse.
Teenage pony club is relationship training for chicks.

Can confirm

I know a lot of girls who ride at least a few times a week and they are all /fit/ as fuck. Horses have a connection with humans like dogs. You city faggots wouldn't know that though.

I too can confirm. Just stay away from them.

Then your dad is a cuck who pays to support your moms fucking dumb hobby. He literally gets cucked by a naked Stud who lives in a barn and shits everywhere. Horse chicks are also fucking crazy to top it off. Get fucked your a horses wifes son faggot.

they have huge dicks

Fantasy. Women are just large children.

Can also confirm horse girls are crazy

Girls who ride horses are not necessarily "horse girls".

Because riding them is literally masturbation for them
Just like motorcycles
Girls who ride horses have their first orgasm usually on the back of a horse while their pussy slams against the saddle on their horse
They're also almost all fucking psycho
t. know a few

Because horses are awesome. If you can't ride, you're a peasant.

Every horse girl I have known was also massively into Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp. Post-2007 they all had Tumblr accounts, too.

The Thumbnail looks like a black woman from the back with some major side boob.

Fucking morons.
Look how much horses cost for starters.

every single woman that I've known thats owned a horse is or was insane. not just women from America mind you but a woman from Poland and one from Russia too

i remember downloading a clip off kazaa back in the day of an 8/10 blonde getting filled with like a litre of horse cum. i was like 12yo at the time and that shit is seared into my memory and still gives me a half chub.

Because women are naturally attracted to horses for their large cocks and heavy musk, in the same way that they're attracted to black men as it indicates stronger genes. All women have a secret lust for a thick chocolate rod to breed them and plant a baby deep inside them, whether they tell you or not.

Many white men actually have an innate desire to submit to black men too, which is why they're always featured in sissy porn.

The use you to finance a fucking horse. You literally get cucked by a horse. Which means they are vapid whores who look to pray on men for land and money for a fucking animal that cost a fucking boatload to maintain.

Depends
If they just like horses and ride with them they're usually dumpy or chubby yes
But if they own them or work on a ranch/farm they're usually in really good shape
But that's a subconscious thing, majority of women have no idea how true that is

This. Two of my friends' wives ride. They spend more time with the horses than they do on house work. The cost is higher than raising a child. Complaints about not spending time with husbands are met with plans to buy another horse so the husband can ride too.

This

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Never change australia

Never get involved with horse chicks. You will always come second in the relationship. Their entire world revolves around horses

A little thing called co-evolution. Whites get a hormonal reaction when looking into a horse's eyes, like we do with dogs, and women just respond more strongly to it.

A large, strong, masculine creature that needs the woman's care.

The wild horses in this state are a fucking MENACE. They do nothing but destroy the environment. Most importantly they stomp out natural aquifers that other animals use to drink from. (Water is scarce in the desert)

They have no natural predators, and are protected by the government so it's almost impossible to control their populations. Any time the state tries to do anything, the horse freaks lose their fucking minds about how inhumane it is. For instance they demand that the horses need shade structures, and that they must not be rounded up over fears that they will trip and break a leg.. So the "wild" horse populations continue to explode and no one is allowed to do anything, all to the detriment of the other animals.

There was a guy who went out and shot like 10 horses a few years back, and was sentenced to 30 years in prison. THIRTY FUCKING YEARS, over a few mangy desert rats because the emotional horse freaks lost their minds.


Also, horses are not indigenous to North America, so technically all the "wild" horses in this country are all actually feral horses.


How's that shit for a red pill

How is this politics?

I seriously know a chick that became a lesbian because her horses we gay (apparently)

Because they have long hair like a pretty girl. Because a princess always has a horse.

Women are naturally attracted to the man that pops their cherry, because the thought of being deflowered and ravaged makes them horny. Since most a horse girl get her cherry popped while riding a horse in adolescence, horses become irresistible and sexual to her.

I know women who can't stand niggers kek

Why, because horses have big dicks?

This 100%, just dont do it. Dont ask why

>So the "wild" horse populations continue to explode and no one is allowed to do anything,

You still have "wild" horses? Holy fuck this situation sounds retarded.

This is either top quality bait or you're a fucking retard. Which is it faggot?

That's why they're supposed to ride side saddle. fucking whores.

at this stage everything about a woman and what she is in to is a red flag.

A little known fact is that when presenting horses for pedigree and breeding inspections, horses are required to be erect as part of the breed inspection.

So it's usually down to the horse girl to jack off her horse to arousal before the show. A girl I used to know got 'overly enthusiastic' I guess and it spooged all over the inspector's face during the show.

long story short: don't get cucked by a horse, stay away from horse girls.

Lmao, a leaf being a leaf

whoa dude holy shit haha

Parks service over here shoots them from helicopters. No love for feral brumbies in the Green community.
On the other hand they refuse to allow them to be rounded up for sale as that is a 'commercial use of the park'. Fucking watermelons.

literally from riding on the horse...

I wonder why girls like horses?

Reminds me of the Wall St Bull and the Girl statue.

someone post the pic.

big cocks

Mr Hands was a girl? Goatse?

Yeah dude. They are fucking everywhere.


They now outnumber the native deer elk and antelope populations.


I'd shoot 10 a day if it were legal

>family has owned horses forever
>baby sister once loved horses as a child
>had her own pony and was taught to ride

>her favorite pony grew up and became a dick
>unmanageable and ornery
>at 9yrs old he bit her
>she was already mad at it, but now furious
>dad takes us all out to the garbage pit
>20ft deep 10x10ft hole in the ground
>shows her a .357
>asks her "is this what you want?" trying to teach her a lesson about responsibility
>she grabs the gun and shoots the pony three times in the neck before he can stop her
>pony goes into the hole, but is still alive and bawling
>dad has to finish it off himself

She still hates horses to this day.