Hometown friend invites me to a camping trip

>hometown friend invites me to a camping trip
>only know him
>he invites all of his work friends
>I show up with the American flag cause i love my country
>All his coworkers give me odd looks as i set the flag up on our campsite.

>at the campfire
>all the dudes have Asian girlfriends/wives
>I make a statement about how ill only date white girls
>smallest dude in the group stands up and calls me a "awkward virgin"
>Tell him politely "Hey dude I'm carrying you might want to be careful what you say."
>Wake up the next morning all of them left early cause they thought i was a danger


I wish i could go camping with Sup Forums

>smallest dude in the group stands up and calls me a "awkward virgin"
>Tell him politely "Hey dude I'm carrying you might want to be careful what you say."
Are you mentally retarded?

>smallest dude in the group stands up and calls me a "awkward virgin"
>Tell him politely "Hey dude I'm carrying you might want to be careful what you say."
are you a virgin though?

ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

>smallest dude in the group stands up and calls me a "awkward virgin"
>Tell him politely "FUCK YOU I'M NOT A VIRGIN I'LL FUCKING SHOOT YOUR ASS WITH MY GUN I'M CARRYING!"

>threaten a dude with a gun because he accurately described your sex life after you insulted his
Yep, that's an American.

Fuck off maple dick.

>I'm carrying you might want to be careful what you say.
And at this point you should lose your right to carry.

Shhh sweetie, it'll be okay. Let me stroke your hair to soothe you honey.

These types of guys tend to be losers who cannot get a quality white woman.

>"Hey dude I'm carrying you might want to be careful what you say."
Degenerate trash I hope you never have children

aman brother

Who let the degenerate autist near a gun?

none of that ever happened.

no.

>>hometown friend invites me to a camping trip
>>only know him
>>he invites all of his work friends
>>I show up with the French flag cause i love my wife's country
>>All his coworkers give me odd looks as i set the flag up on our campsite.
>>at the campfire
>>all the dudes have Asian girlfriends/wives
>>I make a statement about how ill only date autistic girls
>>smallest dude in the group stands up and calls me a "awkward LARPer"
>>Tell him politely "Hey dude I stabbed my best friend 40 times you might want to be careful what you say."
>>Wake up the next morning all of them left early cause they thought i was a danger
fucking christians

>Wake up the next morning all of them left early cause they thought i was a danger

More like

>Wake up the next morning and it was all a dream
>post it on Sup Forums

I know that this didn't happen but I kinda wish that it did.

Also what the fuck does "tell him politely i'm carrying watch what you say" mean.

How can you "politely" threaten a guy's life for minor campfire bantz?

fagtot i'm not a liar!

I'm coining "Burger syndrome"
An American flag that makes up for their own shortcomings buy attempting to marginalize others making fun of them, for the American can never be wrong.

things that never happened: the thread

This is way too autistic to be real

They probably disliked you because you were a total fagass, not because of your flag.

Talking about your gun was the kill button of a fat faggot who can't be social in the sea of normie beta faggots scum.

I promise to force that meme every day of my life.

fuck you it did!

guys i thought you would side with me WTF!

>"Hey dude I'm carrying you might want to be careful what you say."

You're exactly the type of person who shouldn't be allowed to own a gun

Why were you carrying that small guy?

wow

Sorry to hear that bro

White men should only fuck asians and never date them. I've fucked tons of chinese prostitutes in Hong Kong and enjoyed it very much. But would never date one, couldn't imagine knocking one up.

DON'T SAY WORDS. I HAVE A GUN!

This is good bait, sounds like a scenario that will be happening often in the 2030's

Why not make a comment on his height?

USA USA USA USA USA

I remember when I went on a camping trip with my hometown friend. He felt so warm and big in my mouth, amazing.

>>insult me and I'll shoot you

>>waaaah my friends dumped me and left on their own because I acted like a loose cannon and threatened to LITERALLY kill someone else for nothing but being called a "virgin

>>How can you be this autistic

lol OP, still wish you could go camping with Sup Forums?

You are a massive faggot, would love to bully you in a Sup Forums camping

things that never happened part 214235432662... gay

>hometown friend invites me to a camping trip
>only know him
>he invites all of his work friends
>I show up with the gay pride flag cause i love my country
>All his coworkers give me odd looks as i set the flag up on our campsite.
>at the campfire
>all the dudes have girlfriends/wives
>I make a statement about how ill only date canines
>smallest dude in the group stands up and calls me a "fucking leaf"
>Tell him politely "Hey dude if you insult me, I win."
>Wake up the next morning all of them left early cause they thought i was boring
Fucking burgers

>invite a bunch of nu-male beta cucks who are married to low-tier gooks to go camping
>flaunt a gigantic American flag over the campground just to trigger them
>make a passive agressive statement about dating gooks
>one of them actually has the balls to say something about it
>immediately shut him down with my gun
>they all leave like a bunch of fucking pussies
>fire a round into the woods, chug 20 beers and drive back home on my motorcycle with the American flag flying loud and proud off the back

Who else knows these feels?

>everybody woke up, broke down camp and moved on and OP didnt wake up.

This happened.

Hey dude he's carrying you might want to be careful what you say.

I'm just being polite.