>hometown friend invites me to a camping trip >only know him >he invites all of his work friends >I show up with the American flag cause i love my country >All his coworkers give me odd looks as i set the flag up on our campsite.
>at the campfire >all the dudes have Asian girlfriends/wives >I make a statement about how ill only date white girls >smallest dude in the group stands up and calls me a "awkward virgin" >Tell him politely "Hey dude I'm carrying you might want to be careful what you say." >Wake up the next morning all of them left early cause they thought i was a danger
I wish i could go camping with Sup Forums
Ryan Adams
>smallest dude in the group stands up and calls me a "awkward virgin" >Tell him politely "Hey dude I'm carrying you might want to be careful what you say." Are you mentally retarded?
Nicholas Lee
>smallest dude in the group stands up and calls me a "awkward virgin" >Tell him politely "Hey dude I'm carrying you might want to be careful what you say." are you a virgin though?
Nolan Anderson
ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
Nolan Davis
>smallest dude in the group stands up and calls me a "awkward virgin" >Tell him politely "FUCK YOU I'M NOT A VIRGIN I'LL FUCKING SHOOT YOUR ASS WITH MY GUN I'M CARRYING!"
Gavin Johnson
>threaten a dude with a gun because he accurately described your sex life after you insulted his Yep, that's an American.
Matthew Phillips
Fuck off maple dick.
Mason Young
>I'm carrying you might want to be careful what you say. And at this point you should lose your right to carry.
Hudson Young
Shhh sweetie, it'll be okay. Let me stroke your hair to soothe you honey.
Alexander Collins
These types of guys tend to be losers who cannot get a quality white woman.
Matthew Bell
>"Hey dude I'm carrying you might want to be careful what you say." Degenerate trash I hope you never have children
Benjamin Butler
aman brother
Connor Hughes
Who let the degenerate autist near a gun?
Jack Harris
none of that ever happened.
Jeremiah Baker
no.
Oliver Richardson
>>hometown friend invites me to a camping trip >>only know him >>he invites all of his work friends >>I show up with the French flag cause i love my wife's country >>All his coworkers give me odd looks as i set the flag up on our campsite. >>at the campfire >>all the dudes have Asian girlfriends/wives >>I make a statement about how ill only date autistic girls >>smallest dude in the group stands up and calls me a "awkward LARPer" >>Tell him politely "Hey dude I stabbed my best friend 40 times you might want to be careful what you say." >>Wake up the next morning all of them left early cause they thought i was a danger fucking christians
Colton Johnson
>Wake up the next morning all of them left early cause they thought i was a danger
More like
>Wake up the next morning and it was all a dream >post it on Sup Forums
Jaxon Diaz
I know that this didn't happen but I kinda wish that it did.
Levi Rodriguez
Also what the fuck does "tell him politely i'm carrying watch what you say" mean.
How can you "politely" threaten a guy's life for minor campfire bantz?
Colton Williams
fagtot i'm not a liar!
Anthony Brooks
I'm coining "Burger syndrome" An American flag that makes up for their own shortcomings buy attempting to marginalize others making fun of them, for the American can never be wrong.
John Williams
things that never happened: the thread
John Cook
This is way too autistic to be real
Owen Sullivan
They probably disliked you because you were a total fagass, not because of your flag.
Talking about your gun was the kill button of a fat faggot who can't be social in the sea of normie beta faggots scum.
Luis Moore
I promise to force that meme every day of my life.
Carter Green
fuck you it did!
guys i thought you would side with me WTF!
Caleb Perez
>"Hey dude I'm carrying you might want to be careful what you say."
You're exactly the type of person who shouldn't be allowed to own a gun
Liam Moore
Why were you carrying that small guy?
Aaron Reyes
wow
Sorry to hear that bro
Justin Cruz
White men should only fuck asians and never date them. I've fucked tons of chinese prostitutes in Hong Kong and enjoyed it very much. But would never date one, couldn't imagine knocking one up.
Samuel Hernandez
DON'T SAY WORDS. I HAVE A GUN!
Asher Bennett
This is good bait, sounds like a scenario that will be happening often in the 2030's
Kevin Gomez
Why not make a comment on his height?
Nathan Taylor
USA USA USA USA USA
Levi King
I remember when I went on a camping trip with my hometown friend. He felt so warm and big in my mouth, amazing.
Michael Ramirez
>>insult me and I'll shoot you
>>waaaah my friends dumped me and left on their own because I acted like a loose cannon and threatened to LITERALLY kill someone else for nothing but being called a "virgin
>>How can you be this autistic
Noah Martinez
lol OP, still wish you could go camping with Sup Forums?
Asher Williams
You are a massive faggot, would love to bully you in a Sup Forums camping
Jeremiah Adams
things that never happened part 214235432662... gay
Tyler Gomez
>hometown friend invites me to a camping trip >only know him >he invites all of his work friends >I show up with the gay pride flag cause i love my country >All his coworkers give me odd looks as i set the flag up on our campsite. >at the campfire >all the dudes have girlfriends/wives >I make a statement about how ill only date canines >smallest dude in the group stands up and calls me a "fucking leaf" >Tell him politely "Hey dude if you insult me, I win." >Wake up the next morning all of them left early cause they thought i was boring Fucking burgers
Luke Price
>invite a bunch of nu-male beta cucks who are married to low-tier gooks to go camping >flaunt a gigantic American flag over the campground just to trigger them >make a passive agressive statement about dating gooks >one of them actually has the balls to say something about it >immediately shut him down with my gun >they all leave like a bunch of fucking pussies >fire a round into the woods, chug 20 beers and drive back home on my motorcycle with the American flag flying loud and proud off the back
Who else knows these feels?
Easton Young
>everybody woke up, broke down camp and moved on and OP didnt wake up.
This happened.
Samuel Moore
Hey dude he's carrying you might want to be careful what you say.