CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner General: Crabby Dispatch is Crabby

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/
cwbchicago.com/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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>John Adams
>333
TRIPS

real death hours

i like the sassy dispatch way more then
t. shmeckles

COMFY EARTH CAM:

www earthcam com/usa/illinois/chicago/wrigleyfield/?cam=wrigleyfield_hd

Crabby gettin rowdy!!!

>listen, im just relaying the information
>yeah, well somebody better care

Crabby getting desperate

>crabby getting heated

>Listen, I'm just trying to relay the information.
WHOA, chill out, lady!

lol, 3 separate fireworks disturbances.

When will these niggas learn???

>Wrigley field

thats where they found that body hanging from the crane like a month ago
i aint clicking that shit negro

Is the guy who robbed the store back in front of the store again?
>dispatch right now

Crabby getting ready to pull on some Roberts

when do the bars close in chicago? or do they?

>Crabby getting ready to pull on some Roberts
blocks Crabby's path

>these faggots calling for supervisors about NOISE COMPLAINTS

Betcha it's a bunch of fucking boomers

im guessing around 2

2am sun-fri 3am sat
4am sun-fri 5am sat with grandfathered tavern license

She has a job to do....crabby is so voice sexy sometimes .

>four german shepherds on the loose

German Shepards inbound

>4 German shepherds on the lose.
>run doggahs, run

Four german sheppards on the loose

>Doggos on da loose
is hapbening xDDD

>15 people getting ready to fight
this should be good

But who let the dogs out?

Nigger maulings soon.

>But who let the dogs out?

>20 roberts heading to 'street'
good heavens what's happening out there?

Just wondering when it get fun. Been slower than I thought it would be tonight. Thanks.

...

Please be a drug raid.

disgusting!

>5 shots heard at 23 and Marshall

those poor dogs
can't get the nigger taste out of their mouths

Where the fuck is crabby? I'll boycott these threads (nah, I wont), until someone gives proof of crabby's status. The hero Chiraq never deserved.

>body removal

RIP Crabby

She's been going all night, sir.

lol, crabby arguing over narcotics with Robert

she's out sucking on a Virginia Slim.. be back in 5

>male black on a bike, 45 y/o is threatening passersby

WHERE DID THE MALE BLACK GET THE BIKE

bump

pretty interesting thread

A white man tired of niggers running around his neighborhood. He got in one little fight and decided to let slip the dogs of war instead of going to auntie's in Bel-Air.

MFW they are getting reports of random german shepherd attacks on niggers.

>MY SON IS ON DRUGS
continues to throw shit out the window

Fill out them forms
On the SHIP TO line put down Rahm's address

>90 year old woman says her son is enraged and throwing things out the window
>he uses drugs and may be on them now

>no one cared who i was until i stole the bike

>90 y/o woman stating her son is enraged and throwing things out the window, he is possibly on drugs

>son mad, throwing things from 2nd story window
>thinks her son is on drugs

>someone in a park shooting a 9mm in the air

I'm just checking in the past few nights, robert. I was referencing a certain grouchy old white lady from last season who was our dispatch hero.
We talking about the same people?

youtube.com/watch?v=InGtiEXQyF0

>And this is a male black, white, or hispanic?
>tfw not asking if asian

Here are the changes. Let me know what you want the other duds replaced with.

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One of them is young and sexy sounding, but a total bitch. Not sure if same person ?_?

>someone in a park shooting a 9mm in the air

On new year's eve, fire,ems, etc wears ballistic helmets just for falling bullets.

>8 shots heard in the area

If I return that to its rightful owner, will you die?

Yea, she is around. Robert pissed her off while ago and she's prob out on on a Camel break

It would be extremely white....

Yeah, we're not talking about the same "crabby". RIP matron of /csg/ (yeh, before /cpd/)

It's hard to hear anything from the radio, how do you guys get information from it?

That sounds like telling your kid his dog went out to hunt in the woods and is never coming back.

We're fluent in English.

>MALE BLACK
ah fuck

Huh, I didn't know they did morse code for things over the radio.

Not being deaf or retarded. It's in English, you fucking retarded?

>She needs medical attention
>refuses to say what she needs

You're a Nig Guy.

>he's requesting assistance
>young dispatch voice
>is that bitchy? that's not crabby

...of you!

that's just the identifier, all dispatches and even club repeaters have to have them

>Barking dog

>niggas trying to break into a house
>bartender's dog barks all night at 2905 belston

>bartenders dog is barking all night.

Was getting arrested part of your plan?

lel, male black is still on the bike threatening passerby

>Dog barks all night on regular basis.
Likely the most harmless report we'll here all night.

these puppies are getting OUT of control

>all those unknowing Suburban yuppies who crowd the red line everyday

>FACEBOOK LIVE GUN TO HEAD

what's with all the dogs tonight?

>holding a gun to his head

>greg kramer is on facebook live holding a gun to his head

>gun to head
welp

>KRAMER
>ON FACEBOOK LIVE
>WITH GUN TO HEAD
SOMEONE FIND THIS.

we need a link!!!!!

>MAN ON FACEBOOK LIVE HAS GUN TO HIS HEAD

FIND THIS NAO

gun to head

threatening suicide

facebook live

according to the sister

git 'em lads!

Of course, Jamal refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to know what he might have told you...

>someone here actually listened when everyone told him to stream his suicide

Nice

>"nah... just disregard this one"

g'night Roberts. I'll be in attendance for the royal Chimpout tomorrow evening

>threatening to cut her wrists
>history of depression, anxiety, and PTSD

>history of ptsd
Bullshit lmao

some chick threatening to cut her wrists

>fence on fire

fembot in action!