>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
most effective camouflage I have a friend that went to prison (he was a junkie) the sheriff paid him in burgers to tutor his daughter, no joke so glad for that lack of melanin
MAGA!
Make African-Americans Go Away
Christian White
does anyone have all the bingo templates for tomorrow/later today?
Matthew Bailey
>[audible laughing in the background] >subject is detained
Gabriel Barnes
...
Benjamin Turner
So for tonight what is prime time west coast and what are your predictions in numbers? I think one to three strings of police zhootouts and dindus that did nuffin causing summer riots.
Andrew Hughes
i have most of them. need me to post now?
Jose Taylor
would you please, just to make sure there are a few anons with them if needed. thanks
Landon Gutierrez
Male black with pipe assaulting vehicles and public decency using a fedora
Blake Clark
>15 people outside fighting
Robert Taylor
>15 people fighting >maybe armed >at 3 AM
What are black people?
Ayden King
Not people for one.
Ryan Jackson
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Anthony King
15? There was literally 15 women fighting the night before. Two nights in a row where 15 people are fighting.
Lucas Jones
>severe laceration >doesn't know how it happened
David Bennett
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Jayden Roberts
Classic
Jose Baker
Reminded of the bar fight in Yellowbeard.. "that man's got a sword stuck in him" "he fell on it"
Juan Kelly
>male breaking in through the rear
Hudson Sanchez
Weapons
Brayden Jackson
both of these are gold
Carson Perry
>intoxicated indian male breaking the glass door with a shovel
Jackson Long
>intoxicated indian male using a shovel to break the glass banging on the door
Nathan Scott
Descriptions
Ethan Scott
thnx. ok dumping the ones i didnt do.
Austin Taylor
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Sebastian Hernandez
pretty sure she just said shots fired
Chase Bennett
...
Ethan Morgan
...
Jaxson Davis
...
Parker Fisher
>group of males and females fighting out front
James Ward
bullets for breakfast
David Butler
>attempted break in at 125 Racine
Liam Baker
>you know I was only teasing you KEEP UP THE BANTZ.
Adam Davis
>2 unknown females fighting under a scaffolding
Jackson Hall
have all 9. damn didn't know they had that many thanks again for posting
Ethan Smith
Shouldn't there be one for the cops? Robert is free, crabby, sassy, robot voice (echo?), etc...
Ryan Phillips
>have all 9. damn didn't know they had that many gotta catch em all
Nathaniel Roberts
>drunk uber/lyft driver NORMIES BTFO
Mason Clark
How will they ever recover?
Samuel Price
Crabby is finished.
Nicholas Cox
look at those gams
Nicholas Campbell
>no cigarettes in hand >no multiple cartons on cigarettes on the table >no smoke
shes getting there
Ayden Sullivan
back in the good old days, Crabby wasn't so crabby, no need to smoke
Anthony Bell
oh i didnt think of that. have to find some cuz i cant draw. she sounds like a marlboro reds gal
Jose Anderson
Crabby prefers Pall Mall blue these days
Dominic Jenkins
>a suspicious package arrives at CPD dispatch >addressed only to "Crabby" >bomb squad called, robot deployed >controlled detonation of 4 cartons of Pall Malls >paper and tobacco everywhere
Carter Brooks
fug i thought she wanted my cigarette loads
Daniel Lewis
He's carrying a female hispanic.
I've never done that. No mexicans here.
Justin Hill
why not just make her an anthropomorphic cigarette?
Blake Powell
>No mexicans here Yet.
Cooper Barnes
>5-6 men fighting out front of the Halstead
Xavier Richardson
>male black shooting at clark and black
Hunter Garcia
>intoxicated gf was running away
Brody Scott
...
Alexander Richardson
>naked with hat
Benjamin Young
>Naked male black wearing yellow cap
Owen Jones
bretty good just make a giant cloud next to her right side
>naked male black with a yellow cap
Jeremiah Foster
>BOWCHICKAWOWOW
Adrian Ramirez
Literally a walking ancap memeball.
Samuel Rogers
>NAKED black dude in a cap driving his car around town
Christopher Wright
lmao they must love their jobs >let's go chase yet another naked male black. is that 3 or 4 so far tonight?
Landon Ramirez
i like it
John Brown
>guy standing around blasting loud music in the middle of the street
Dominic Scott
that captcha..
Aiden Russell
>6 male blacks on bikes going down the street checking every door
John Baker
jewgle has been creepy with the captcha lately, huh
Jaxon Brown
I've had some pain in the ass captchas, and some the fail and need to start over
Nicholas Ross
i got mexico gibbs last night on my tablet
Jonathan Cruz
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Nathaniel Rogers
there's a silver lining to ever cigarette
perhaps that is a sign, mexico will gibs us the money for the wall we're going to fucking builf now we just need one up top to keep out the great northern menace
Jordan Rivera
>two men boning in alley
Nolan Johnson
>2 men having sex in the alley... bet they are on the dl and not faggots
Benjamin Long
do they draw straws or go by seniority as to who gets stuck breaking up the gay nigger alley sex?
John Baker
These clouds better?
Samuel Allen
prolly the rookie
Austin Young
Can't decide what to put on book
William Howard
so we are about 10-12 hours away from the real fun? Chicago is EDT zone, right?
Jaxon Scott
Central. >done
Zachary Miller
...
Juan Clark
i like that!
Henry Reed
needs 2 p's. i think
Zachary Gray
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Blake Gutierrez
Fuck.
Connor Lopez
>fire rolling bump
Tyler Murphy
Fixed.
Nicholas Diaz
saved
Brayden Ross
on broadcastify top listeners is CPD with 1834. bet we will top that again today/tonight
Luke Ortiz
yep. will be kicking off about 4 or 5 with drunk spics. by nightfall male black will be near unstoppable
Jaxon Morgan
Bump for adam
Brody Anderson
...
Bentley Long
How can Robert defeat Male Black once and for all?
Angel Nguyen
The final boss hasn't been faced yet. Dunno if we even know his final form. Or her. Modern society and all that.
>mfw even the final form of MALE BLACK cannot outsass dispatch.
Noah Lopez
population control
Daniel Myers
>his panic sut off shirt rolled up jeans.. he just cross the rio grande?
Liam Fisher
>got a homicide just called out detectives and medical examiner
Julian White
>green line staring at people with a gun
Hunter Green
Where's steno user
Jordan Wright
Any calls about people fucking with fireworks in broad daylight yet?
