4TH OF JULY MURICA FUCK YEAH!

GET IN HERE FELLOW BURGERS! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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The day you killed your brothers in Britain because they raised already low protection taxes on the American people only to have the American people just end up being taxed and destroyed over a long period of time by jews instead.

Congrats on the most autistic birth of a country.

Fugg off Leaf, this thread is for Americans only!

>mfw england's bitch boy colony near me thinks he can talk shit

I piss on your crown

hello

I really love America; I want to marry and impregnate one of its states.

Australians are welcome since they are honorary Americans.

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Fuck out of here, bitch boy.

iowa literally stopped me from becoming a communist

*salutes the flag*

happy birthday america

>communist
>actually wanting a government that will not feed and nourish your women properly so they are fertile and curvy
Shameful, keep your dark past behind you.

Thanks Irish brother

>tfw out of the country for the 4th
Luckily the place I rented has a grill, so going to try to have a nice bbq today

>havent gone to sleep yet
USA USA USA!!!

Where's that minigun getting its electric power from?

Soon.

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You may be loud and mildly autistic but I still love you

>a ramp

stfu leaf, day of the rake and you're fucking dead

Happy Birthday, burgers!

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kys

British Tears

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Thanks Romania

I hope our action movies kept you entertained during Caecaeacasescu times

>Americucks

I mean that makes no sense but ok.

Happy Independance day

JEW-S-A

I salute the 50 jew stars of the American flag for you today

ywn know what it's like to be a real country.

>Britcucks

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Happy 4th fellow burgers, have a excellent and safe holiday.

Happy Birthday to America. Happy and safe celebrations to everyone here! Happy 4th of July!

>having guard rails on your carriers
>having guard rails where the planes are meant to take off
Top kek m8

It's okay Canada, we'll never fuck you the way we fuck the Europoors.

Our planes take off vertically

Yeah but look at how much Brits are taxed now comparatively. We are still doing better than them in terms of taxation

>aircraft carrier
It's a British safety Vessel

that's a boat dummy

Fuck the United States.

Euros eternally bitter and jealous, taking shots at the big dogs

Happy 4th July Burgers!

Who is this Liberty Loli?

I love our country. Eurocucks think their b8 works because they get responses and that we are grandstanding, but they simply can't ever understand loving their country and feeling as patriotic as we do

You sure do love your Jewish overlords.
Good Goyim.

>best Healthcare
>death panels telling parents to kill their baby

I want to copulate with that boat

Post your fireworks.

And you love your American overlords.

>mfw every time a EU country says we're owned by Israel they forget they're owned by US, so that makes them literally slaves of a slave

>tfw stuck overseas on my favorite holiday
>tfw can't have barbeque at home with my family
>tfw can't light off fireworks

FUCK YUROPOOR FAGGOTS, FUCK THE BRITISH, AND FUCK THE QUEEN RIGHT IN HER BLOWN OUT ASSHOLE

you arrest cartoon artists for hate speech, you can't speak ahmed

Blame the insurance companies buying out govt regulations to skew the markets for them. Govt is part of the problem, not the solution.

Happy birthday, America. M-mind if I come over for the BBQ?

No Europoors may post in this thread. Commonwealth cunts may not even lurk.

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After the hedges are trimmed, provided you bring tequila.

Columbia best waifu weeb faggots fuck off

fuck the british, i hope they suffer. BOMBEN AUF ENGLAND!

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Know your place American

Imagine not actually being a citizen of the United States.

Seriously consider it. Think about it for 15 seconds. We have it really really good guys.

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Daily reminder that your country is ruled by jews, infested with niggers and colonized by mexicans.
There is nothing to be proud of.
Literally a country of mongrels and fags.

Feels good to be a burgerbro

>There is nothing to be proud of.
you are no better than an ancom

>>July 3rd, Kansas
>>At home with wife and four white children
>>Spent day cleaning, fixing issues with the house.
>>Go to buy fireworks with children
>>Children wave 98-cent flags out the window.
>>Children one-upping each other with Youtube mamays... "Build the Wall!" "Make America Great Again" "Murica..Heck YEAH!".
>>Oldest child find super old bottle rockets in the shed (Can't buy them here). They still work though!
>>He climbs up a tree and everyone conspires to shoot him.
>>He laughs and shrieks as we purposely miss him.
>>Only set off small stuff for 10 mins, don't want to be the obnoxious people who set off big shit everyday leading up to the 4th.
>>Four year-old goes to bed crying because she only got to shoot off one firework, but consoled after I tell he she can set more off tomorrow.
>>Oldest girl (8) didn't want to shoot fireworks, she got a wild hair to set up the dining room in festive red/white/blue kitchen ware.
>>July 4th, 06:10, 4 year old is up, wearing a huge red t-shirt like a gown. Wants to shoot off fireworks.
>>Plan on bringing oldest girl to the Dollar Tree, cheap American themed plates/cups/etc. She's super proud of her table set-up, and I want to foster that behavior.

Why do you Euro niggers always try to push the "America is infested with Muzzies" meme? Even with 320 million people we still have less total Muslims than Britain.
Pick another way to insult us, this one really makes you look stupid.

Requesting picture of soldiers hanging off helicopter firing guns and basically it's the most American thing ever

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Looks like we have naysayer. Kill order approved. Dispatching freedom.

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Yeah america is number one right? Until you're a charred wasteland of Christians and obese fucks

BIN

We do know our place, its at the top.

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The 4th of July is being misinterpreted as an excuse to treat current day Britains poorly. They use this one event to dismiss the fact the founders are English and we are deeply linked even to this day.

Celebrating the birth of your country is a great thing. But celebrating the cause is disrespectful of everyone who died and an insult to both America and Britain.

Treat Britain with respect. We are you.

USA #1

Better to be Christian than Muslim. How's that shitskin minister of immigration working out for ya?

Bringing up the "tea party" or talking about killing "redcoats" is disrespectful of your ally. It shits on everything we've done together as allies.

I'll agree, only because today is a holiday. Let's hope you're Brexit is as successful as our Independence.

Happy independence day guys.

I want to become an American, I've plenty of family over there anyway. How do I get a green card and then citizenship?

>he didnt show the ben garrison signature on it

>burger meme

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you wish those were yours.

Doing God's work

HAPPY 4TH BROS!
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can countries that declared independence from Svedistan also post?

Aw ok you're right

typical burger autism
>celebrating muh magic outdated document from over 200 years ago
>muh freedom from err, what is it we freed ourselves from again

Fucking Euronigger this thread is for American glory only

>burger meme

Everyone I have a confession to make...

>We are you.

Keep dreaming Bongo.

ABOLISH THE MONARCHY!
LIBERTY OR DEATH!
SWEAR ALLEGIANCE TO NO CROWN!
LIVE FREE OR DIE!
NO FREE MAN KNEELS BEFORE A MONARCH!

Get of your knees and kick the House of Windsor into the ghetto where they belong and maybe we'll talk