Yearly reminder to all treasonous rebels

Yearly reminder to all treasonous rebels

Stop whining loser

I love you.

don't make me do it

I love you.

>would lose a war to burgers
>would lose a war to leafs
>would lose a war to straya
>would lose a war to poos
It's almost like you were the colony. Bitch.

i love you papa albion

What else are you going to do with it? Mix it with fruit and put ice cubes in it? you fucking joke

>1776+241
>still this triggered

At what ? I'm not as pozzed or genitally mutilated or drug addicted or fat or autistic as you ?

Come on, is refreshing in the south! It gets really hot down there

America is the apprentice that eclipsed the Master.

Don't worry faggots, we'll come save you from Islam once you're desperate enough. We won't forget about you.

>fat
You're probably a lot fatter than me. Collective statistics won't save you from your patheticness.

Calm down Bong. I thought Britfags were supposed to be nice.

>spend ages wasting all your money on war with france
>try to tax your incredibly successful colonies who think you're all jews
>they thow all your stupid tea in the water and start a revolution
>"oh, this will be no problem" you think and send ships to make war on them
>france blockades your ships
>so much for being the rulers of the waves
>colonies win and eventually replace you as world superpower

>h-happy reason day

Dad stop you are embarrassing yourself

naturalized Dominican american citizen here
Fuck britain and their muslim loving bitchets

>be apprentice
>the year is 1776 + 241
>decide to pay the disgraced master a visit
>you hope he doesn't go off about that boston harbor incident again
>arrive in london
>invaders are everywhere
>one of them plows a truck into a group of native britons
>another one burns down an apartment complex with a faulty fridge
>even the mayor is an invader
>you spot the master just below big ben
>he's being anally raped by a group of invaders
>but he seems to be quite enjoying it
>"oi, you asian gentlemen really know how to please an ol' chap!", the master exclaims
>saddened by how much your master has fallen, you sail off into the sunset
>britain is dead

poo in loo detected

C-can we at least save Nigel?

Well at least the non-african colonies did great.
The african collies were the degenerates who actually said:
> Hooga booga go away white men! We got this we is kangz

and now are literally starving to death/corrupted beyond repair/explored by asians/

yass, india is slaying

>200+ years later
>still butthurt

Why don't you go kill Rhodesia again you limey fuck.

isn't that South Africa?

on this blessed, holy day of the fourth day of july, let us celebrate everything america
mcdonald's at 2 o'clock
and...urm... rap music after tea

Remember to pay your tax day.

sauce?

we didn't lose to burgers, we just decided Jamaica is more important than America so we let you have it.

Nice empire, how it going with Scotland?