>Be Omar >Born in Canada >Leave for Afghanistan in 2002 at 15, to defend heritage land from dirty US soldiers >Kill American Medic Sgt. Christopher Speer >Lose fight, get captured by US Soldiers >Get interrogated and admit to killing Sgt. Speer with grenade >Get sentenced to 17 years in the Bay >2015 >Get to go home to Canada early, serve last 2 years in Canada >2017 >Sue Canadian Government for 20 million for oppressive interrogation >Say you didn't kill Sgt. Speer >Say you lied about killing him because interrogation was stressful >Get 10.5 million as settlement >YFW You're Canada's newest multimillionaire for killing US Medic
Goddammit I fucking hate Trudeau, someone get me out of this fucked country already.