>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT?? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city. >the march toward the inevitable backlog
Chicago mayor bows to ROBERT In contact with Sam Hyde and George Zimmerman can operate with full impunity, making them judge jury and executor Control Chicago with an strict but fair fist Own prisons & cemetaries globally Direct descendants of the ancient Spartans Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Whitetopia will be be the first city) Own 99% of black suicide gene DNA editing research facilities on Earth All rob-bots are genetic clones of the original Robert, Ben "Robert" Garrison The ROBERT collective said to have 10000+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 Ancient Aryan scriptures tell of two crusaders, Dylan Roof and Elliot Rodger, who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented gentalmenship with them They own ROB-BOT R&D labs around the world You likely have ROB-BOTS inside you right now The ROBERT COLLECTIVE is in regular communication with the Archangels George Zimmerman and Chris Dorner, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. They learned negro slurs in under a week and can track them in a matter of seconds through fear. Chicago entrusts its people's safety with ROBERT. There’s no police in Chicago, only ROBERT clones The collective of ROBERT is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society In reality, they are timeless beings cloned from the greatest of all points of justice and crime fighting from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they they can bring the safety of Chicago.
some grass fires as far as I have heard. a garbage can, and that's all I have heard so far. but it's not even real Robert hours yet.
Ian Foster
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Cameron Adams
*HEAVY BREATHING*
Jack Thompson
...
Kevin Mitchell
So many fireworks
Jason Green
Thank you Robert for the fresh bread, thought male black got to you
Dominic Robinson
>The ROBERT COLLECTIVE is in regular communication with the Archangels George Zimmerman and Chris Dorner,
kek
Robert Hernandez
damn moolies running around the city tonight badda bing
Thomas White
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Jeremiah Harris
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Cameron Bennett
to the user from last thread
a couple shitty corner stores in uptown
Christopher Martin
But ZimZam is still alive.
Adrian Roberts
>moolies
You italian, dude?
Cameron Moore
30 minutes until Robert arrives
Connor Gutierrez
yes
actualy pack of cigs is like 10+ now
Gavin Johnson
naw not a daygoo but its funny to say
Nolan Torres
Thats what the media tells you.
Jonathan Wood
>We an open Key
James Butler
If they don't start saying "check" soon I'm gunna get grumpy.
Asher Butler
fuckin Adam cop
Bentley Peterson
>the look on Roberts face fucking liberal white kids
Aiden Butler
Reeeee this open key!
Jeremiah Rodriguez
It's an explode-a-rama outside now
Bentley James
Check dem keys
Grayson Davis
>shouting in background
Check ur bingo cards
Lucas Rodriguez
>Roberts opens his keys to piss off female black.
Xavier Butler
>shattered her car window
Thomas Ramirez
Those keys sound suspiciously like an Ayyyyy Lmaoo
Henry Ward
>fireworks accident
Jonathan Reyes
>check your god damn keys adams
Ryder Sanders
i just joined like 10 mins ago and already have 3
Alexander Walker
this place is fucking lit up like Fort Knox >how is there not a fireworks accident, you need a fucking TANK to drive through this place LOL
Gavin Cook
>tfw Adam can't check his motherfucking keys
Nicholas Gonzalez
Please watch your keys, shit, Adam.
Aiden Foster
UNITS PLEASE CHECK YOUR KEYS YOU'RE INTERRUPTING CALL 46
Grayson Perry
...oops
Jayden Martin
>fireworks all over the place says increasingly tired Adam cop
Angel Martinez
JUST CHECK YOUR FUCKING KEYS!
Josiah Baker
>dispatch saying please check your keys she needs to get loud and snap at Adam
Leo Price
>adam is getting written up for his open keys. >fucking Robert understands.
Liam Carter
this dispatch is way to fuckin nice. can't wait for shift change
Gavin Allen
>fireworks in the background >not gunshots
all good here, Robert
Jason Hall
I got a weapon in my pants, too...
William Gray
>Robert using drones
What? Why not take down the fucking gangs with that tech?
Brandon Miller
>man laying on ground complaining of chest pain
Jaxon Long
>gentleman laying on the ground
absolute madman
Daniel Thomas
I lived in pilsen for a few years. It is literally non-stop for about 1 1/2 to 2 hours as in not a single moment of silence. Mexicans love fireworks,
Robert Rogers
F
Hudson Peterson
how does that nigger even make any money with all those billboards?
Thomas Garcia
>laying on ground, complaining of chest pain MFW I ate 4 hotlinks and drank a six pack this afternoon
Jeremiah Roberts
I'm IN PILSEN lol, next to Fraga's place >cheers >nightlife doesn't really stop until maybe 2am
Blake Kelly
>only playing 1 card
Lucas Bell
>garage on fire
David Diaz
>half of his head is missing
Damn, son.
Mason Thompson
>the old mexican ladies sweeping up fireworks in the street
Its pretty comfy
Jaxon Wright
>drone seen over the fireworks >someone needs to call the FAA
Oliver Bennett
F
Justin Thomas
You wanna go get paletas rn?
Leo Mitchell
>The people have taken over the streets
Did I just hear that right?
Andrew Anderson
HELP ME ROBERTS HALF OF MY HEAD IS GONE
Nathan Richardson
THIS I may not survive the bloatitis I have caused myself through hubris and gluttony
Liam Hernandez
HOLY FUCK DID ANYONE HEAR THAT WOMAN SCREAMING IN THE BACKROUND? Headphones were a mistake, that was haunting
Aaron Cook
>two women crying in backround >someones garage is on fire. >half head missing > dect. clark for a DOA
Ian Ross
Office Hyde is on the scene
Jason Green
pilsen isn't exactly mexican anymore. since chinks started dumping money into chicago real estate hipsters started spreading further out.
just look at pilsen or logan square property prices now.
Asher Nguyen
KK is within an hour's drive of over 2 million niggers. KK is the closest legal fireworks store to the IL border. Niggers get that EBT payment on the 1st and head over there. They are currently blowing up that check as we speak. Plus, buy one get 6 free!
Anthony Mitchell
Fun times in Chicongo!
Evan Reed
I can already hear the fucking jingle of those ridealong carts >peek inside >its fancy suburban shit instead of real paletas I'd rather go to that pink awning store on 18th street, the one that used to be a parlor >they don't know fucking English for shit, so i just point cause I don't fucking speak Spanish
Brandon Moore
saved thx
Ryan Jones
Bitch got punched in the face
Jayden Ross
White shirt!!! mark it
Charles Murphy
>shots fired at Grand and Lakeshore Dr
Angel Diaz
THE ALLEY
Gavin Myers
>World's Largest Black Is that what those two guys on the roof are?
David Evans
MY BOY LETS CLEAN THESE STREETS
Dylan Jones
Yeah, this guy can vouch ( ) there's only a very small strip of publicity left, the entire 18th street. Hell, there's been 3 mexican festivals coming out of nowhere, some Tamale / Mole fest and a taco fest. We didn't have this shit in years, just the Fiesta Del Sol >now there's a 4th one coming in with the return of taco trucks in August >kind of can't wait for the university to take over all of the land here
Benjamin Jones
quarter to Robert
Nathan Williams
>being able to spend EBT cash out of state Why doesnt every state disallow this already?
Asher Smith
COME GETCHO CUZIN!
Landon Miller
Pretty normal for chicago
Grayson Kelly
Oh I know dude, I lived there when it was only simones on 18th and that was the only white person place.
Its insane how fast its changed though, the 18th st pinkline is like wicker park damen stop in 2007.
you want carnitas from don pedros on 18th, its near moragan
Ryan Parker
The one on blue island and 18th?? Fuck it lets go to Pizza Nova.
Jayden Fisher
never unstood bike unit >male black jump on my huffy i'm arresting you
Christopher Smith
The fucking ginos on 18th, or the taco bell thats going in on western.
Juan Cooper
yes, sir, you can ask what you were doing to get pulled over being a nigger in a car, let's see those hands, step the fuck out of the vehicle
Michael Myers
PLEASE WATCH YOUR KEYS
Luis Bell
Evening Roberts, have I missed much?
Jose Peterson
nigs use bikes for cycle by shootings. had 2 this weekend.
