>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT?? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city. >the march toward the inevitable backlog
i haven't heard the phrase "male black" in a few minutes now
Henry Green
>did i hear backlog with shootijngs?
Isaiah Thompson
Repostan. Almost finished the whole deal. It's been a great 4th, lads.
Jonathan Diaz
male or female
James Cook
room 18 in ER. we have 10 rooms and a curtain area, drunks in the halls.. heh glad I am not not there
Eli Hall
Feels good man. Currently a mobilefag, sry.
Evan Lee
>innocent car shot
Caleb Torres
vehicle description > fuckin shot up, man
Michael Johnson
1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO TAKE OUR ALCOHOL.
Henry Turner
>what is it male or female
Logan Scott
Damn, this whole time I thought there were only 2 genders. Liberals might be on to something...
Jeremiah Garcia
body removal
Matthew Richardson
At least the cars have tires...
Lincoln Anderson
whats your guess.. and ill tell you
Eli King
Female.
David Kelly
female male
Kevin Sanchez
Cornwallis surrendered in 1781, 5 years, civil war 1860-1865 5 years.. can we withstand another 5 year war within our borders
James Howard
Is this the Robert they're talking about?
Carter Perry
correct on 1 incorrect on 2
>charged with identity theft.... id want to be someone else too if i looked like that
Justin Brown
Female female
Anthony Clark
So I was wrong? This one is definitely female.
Ryan Hall
yep that ones female.
this one is a gimmie cuz of the shirt... without the shirt it would be tough
Xavier Myers
The eyes and nose say female. The hair and shirt say male. I'm going with male, though.
Chase Evans
>casual body removal
Luke Lewis
female yrs old
Isaac Thompson
>what am i
Jackson Evans
My takeaway from all of these is that Chicago is home to some fugly and manly women. Just nasty. I bet they all have kids, too, so someone was ok with those looks.
Logan Nguyen
Any update on that winnebago? Did it make the jump to hyperspace?
Hudson Sanchez
He looks like a man.
Jack Cook
m...male.
Tyler James
>someone was ok with those looks >implying drugs or alcohol weren't involved. Robert, please.
Dominic Gonzalez
F A S T
Owen Gutierrez
this one i had to look up name was edwiena... sure enough female
Jaxon Watson
>this one is 20 years old
Nathan Williams
MALE BLACK
Logan Thomas
>iz gonna make some money like dem nascar crackers. put this logo on my neck
Carter Cook
About time.
Noah Morris
forgot pic
Eli Scott
>stealing catalytic converters... thats a lot of work for male black
Thomas Hall
With all the other shit going on, you would think shell casings wouldn't even warrant a call in.
Brandon Campbell
>ok we got a hard working stupid black male. was just informed catalytic converters no longer contain any valuable metal.... nigger is cutting peoples exhaust out for nothing
Samuel Perry
>2nd floor Finally.
Jonathan Turner
Dat reverb.
Jason Peterson
>YEAH
Jason Jenkins
feels aproriate
Connor Jenkins
>hammer attack
Nathaniel Jenkins
inbreeding is involved w/ the looks, too. it's a bigger problem in inner city minority communities than people like to admit.
Kayden Martinez
>missing brit bong in chicongo. god speed you poor bastard
Ethan King
>UK gets a shout out
The fuck, Robert. I live here and can't get a shout out.
Jackson Wright
Anyone catch that morse?
Kayden Ortiz
probably just repeater id thingy
James Ramirez
So have we had more shootings or more garbage cans on fire?
God dammit 8 fucking captchas
Oliver Watson
>say something further robert.... are they wearing diapers
Samuel Martinez
switch to legacy user. much faster
Robert Smith
>carjacking
Xavier Lee
TWO MALE BLACKS
Jayden Barnes
The Holiday is over when I SAY its over.
Juan Howard
>just looked at the catalog. reddit has flooded it.
Brody Fisher
>62 cnn threads. theyve officially taken over. but im nice and ?comfy?
Landon Sullivan
>detectives call out. home invasion
Parker Brown
>frerave.jpg
Xavier Cox
>offender shows up at mt sinai
Jayden Edwards
Wtf is going on at the hospital.
Alexander Torres
i keep getting weird noises having trouble following it. but from what i gather the perp was injured. victim was taken to hospital... a while later the perp shows up for medical attention
Sebastian Hill
>dispatcher says boom there it is
Luke Walker
I haven't heard "check yo keys" yet.
Can someone give a quick robdown? Is it SASS?
Luis Garcia
not sassy but had a sassy moment. >body removal. homicide
Adam Martin
5'7" 225lbs better bring more than one body snatcher
Noah Johnson
...
Easton White
July to Date Shot & Killed: 5 Shot & Wounded: 49 Total Shot: 54 Total Homicides: 5 Site last updated: 7/5/17, 00:04 CDT
Benjamin Bailey
>2 dead in the alley...
Sebastian Gonzalez
>not sassy but had a sassy moment I am dispoint.
Mason Gutierrez
Slept around 12:00. Does anyone have Robert's total for the night?
Andrew Wright
no, i couldnt keep track of it.
Landon James
>GSW to arm...( please give to day crew i want to go home)
Angel Lee
How many hours a day have you guys been listening to /cpd/ would you estimate?
Grayson Jones
I've been listening non stop except to sleep since Thursday. I put it on my Bluetooth speaker and listen around the house. I'm retired no job, kids grown. Nothing better to do ATM. Better than watching tv sitting on my back porch swing drinking coffee and listening.
Chase Garcia
...
Michael Richardson
I don't listen every day but I usually leave it on for a couple hours while I get work done
Asher Adams
Well that was an interesting Independence Day!
Samuel Miller
>male black is robbing a donut shop
Camden Taylor
>ding dong ditch male white black nikes blonde hair
Benjamin Kelly
>going door to door ringing doorbells >male white wtf >disturbance
Joseph Cruz
>ex gf trying to kill herself
Adam Wood
>shooting on a rooftop. Adam looking for crime scene
Matthew Fisher
>ex gf trying to kill herself Was the dick that good?
Benjamin Hernandez
>battery in progress Dispatch sounds tired >male black
Burn the coal.
Gavin White
Doubt it. Bitches be crazy >another female threatening suicide walking with 3 year old.
Jose Cooper
I that kid is ok
Nicholas Morales
Roberts on there way. No mention of weapon >homeless man sleeping in the entrance to the Thai consulate.... didn't even know Chicago had one
Julian Cook
to be fair the thai consulate could just be a place for massages and handjobs
Grayson Hill
>dead dog.. poor little guy
Adrian Richardson
I went to one of those places by mistake when I liv d in the Bay Area... they give a good massage
