"The world has recently been treated for nearly a decade to the unusual spectacle of a great empire deliberately taking every possible step to secure its own destruction, because its citizens were so obsessed by prejudice, or incapable of thinking for themselves, as never to perform the few logical steps necessary for proving that they would shortly be involved in a guerre à outrance, which could be neither averted nor escaped."
Wyatt Sullivan
Based alpha six kid-having catholic toff
Anthony Bennett
dont worry lad, i felt a lump on mine couple months back. t. first year uni
was so sad, worrying i would lose my balls. went to get it checked, cyst, went to get the scan. thankfully for me it was a better situation than yours.
theres always a silver lining though mate, keep your chin up. also how can it be in both when it was only a couple of weeks, or has it been longer than that mate?
Benjamin King
>moggy based Why is reddit here in force today?
Thomas Miller
>Small lump
How big we talking lad? Like a crumb, a pea or an orange?
Also, why not just save some of your sperm for future use?
Michael Ramirez
wtf i love the tories npw
Owen Gonzalez
don't call him "drumpf" you paki cunt
Jose Powell
Daily reminder that the US is not an ally:
>The thought struck me for the first time today that our duty to our country may not terminate with the peace – apart, I mean, from the duty of begetting children to bear arms for the King in the next generation. To be more explicit, I see growing on the horizon the greater peril than Germany or Japan ever were; and if the present hostilities do not actually merge into a war with our terrible enemy, America, it will remain for those of us who have the necessary knowledge and insight to do what we can where we can to help Britain be victorious again in her next crisis. - Enoch Powell, 1943.
Tyler Bell
How big are these lumps supposed to be?
I mean, the whole area is pretty lumpy anyway. How do you differentiate a benign one from a sinister one?
Carter Hernandez
Daily reminder that Jacob Ress-Mogg is a catholic and should be deported back to Ireland or Spain or whatever
Logan Jenkins
Please be Labour.
Henry Fisher
having your balls removed wont stop you being able to screw + if you go to a sperm bank before hand you should be able to freeze some of you autistic cum if any one should ever want to bear your children
so not all bad bruh
Josiah Collins
>a major
It'll be greens, lib dems or UKIP. If it was one of the two actually viable ones they'd have worded it differently.. Guess it could be SNP or even DUP too but doubt they count.
Hunter Morgan
Why Labour? The Tories are just as shit.
Brandon Morris
well i was shuffling them and just felt a thing i hadnt felt before so obviously started worrying etc. mine wasn't really on the ball itself, it was on the tube i think. was smaller than a pea desu.
you just have to get it checked out lad. if you have a worry or think theres one, then please do get it looked at. nothing to be embarrassed about, just grow a pair and get it seen to lad.
Logan Robinson
I need your guidance lads
My little sister wants to go see the new Spiderman film. It isn't a PG but some sort of orange rating called a 12A. What the fuck does that mean?
Can't she just go to it herself so I don't have to endure Marvel's degeneracy?
Luke Jenkins
>being so autistic you miss out sarcasm.
Dominic Hughes
>so I don't have to endure Marvel's degeneracy?
Stop being a shut-in faggot and take your little sister to the movies and spend some time with her.
Xavier Jones
Because the Tories are already getting shit for theirs.
Zachary Ortiz
I read a statistic that claimed that 55% of British Pakistanis have parents that are first cousins, but now I've seen these top lad nice civic 100% British Muslims have a laugh, it mustn't be true. :)
Kevin Bell
You get free test for life now though, become the hulk.
Caleb Nelson
have you sent your congratulations yet?
Dylan Reed
Going to need a source for that claim
Kayden Thompson
Well, I don't really think there's anything, but I used to go every couple of months because I'd always been frightened I'd found something, and the doctor would end up telling me it was nothing and recommended therapy.
Like, how the fuck am I supposed to tell? They always say "look for a lump", but whenever I find one I just get sent away after being told there's nothing there.
Luke Sullivan
the new spiderman film won't be degeneracy you cunt.
12A is suitable for 12 and over, but people younger than 12 (im assuming your sister) needs an adult to see it. hence the A in the 12A.
Nathan Smith
>merely pretending State of anonymongs
Brandon Ward
Don't mind if I do. If you're reading this government, ship 'em all back and give the tax money to me and the ten kids I'll have.
Jaxon Perry
get a new doctor mate, if one told me i needed therapy because i found something that might mean i may lose my balls. id lay the cunt out lad. what a cheeky cunt.
Daniel Butler
t. Le edgy attention seeker guy
Luis White
become a trap
Jack Diaz
I just said it obviously was true, because those Muslim fellas are just like my and my mates lol :)
Andrew Gutierrez
I hope you know that you can still find love. It will be a lot harder and you will feel incresibly shit for a long time, few of us will be able to relate.
But you will pull through it. It is an attitude that creates happiness, not just healthiness. All the best.
Cooper Johnson
Hey Nick, they hand flags of Israel out at EDL rallies to annoy Antifa and pakis actually.
Ayden Rogers
Whenever someone slags off Labour, there's always a few posters who stumble over themselves to point out the Tories are 'just as bad'. No, they're not. They're shit but nowhere near as bad. I get this mentality if you're a NEET or nigger - i.e. not a taxpayer - though.
Christopher Wright
Wank off into a cup and get it put on ice and then just accept it. Testicular cancer is extremely aggressive. Get them off kid, it's better than dying.
Jaxson Taylor
How in fuck is there a silver lining to this when the poor lad has already had cancer cells confirmed in both balls?
Jesus christ, use your brain. The poor kid is fucked unless he can find a doris to accept his frozen sperm within the next 10 years (or however long it lasts).
This is terrible.
Jaxson Hernandez
Might give it a chance, the only thing I've noticed is the nigress love interest.
Cooper Stewart
>mfw anecdotal evidence immediately dismisses the decades of harm caused by mass immigration >"ME MATES WANNA DEM DER MOOSLUMS ND HES A GUD LAD INNIT"
Ayden Hernandez
It won't be Greens because who gives a fuck, they're not really a major party. Both Lib Dems and UKIP got fuck all votes so they're clearly shit at electoral fraud if it's them, not news-worthy. The (((Rebel))) is a conservative outlet and that potato-nigger caolan is a Tory bum-boy so I highly doubt they'd be exposing Tory election fraud.
Hunter Lee
I just think it's that we have posters here now who are too young to remember New Labour. I mean you can be 18 and not have any meaningful experiences of that dismal era.
Charles Flores
>possible electoral fraud >see it all here tonight on our show >remember not to block those advetisements
just a big ole sod all sandwich
Angel Green
>b-but Corbyn would bring real change though.
Jaxson Rogers
No, he's a top professional. One of the most senior GPs there, I believe he actually runs the practice. The therapy recommendation was because I used to go every couple of weeks. I've gotten over much of that anxiety, but I just end up trying to avoid checking, because otherwise my anxiety will flare up again and I'll compulsively go to the doctors for months.
Essentially, I cannot seem to differentiate between a benign lump and a sinister one. Your doctor clearly found yours to be serious enough as to require checking out, so basically, was it fixed (i.e. always in the same place)? How hard was it? Could you hold it between your fingers?
Nolan Cooper
fuck me mate, was just trying to give him some hope so he doesn't neck himself when he realises his balls are gone and his test is gone.
not heard about the negro, ill go for a piss at that crucial moment. but it should be good mate, the actor for the new spiderman is class
It's happening, Mogg for leader. Sixtus for Chancellor, Alfred Wulfric for Home Secretary, Anselm for Foreign Sec, Mary for education, Peter for Defence and Thomas for education.
Luke Anderson
There's two, I found the first one but the second was only found by medical observations
I'm so upset, I was redpilled on hormonal diets and how to have healthy high t levels, I was getting over my fear of girls and on the verge of becoming a man. Now I'll be a stunted boy forever because the Jews at the nhs will love to keep my waiting for bloody t shots.
This will kill all my muscles and make me a pathetic eunuch
The operation is high priority to stop the cancer, I've been prescribed a tranny drug called Cyprotene Acetate Which will shrink the prostate and testicles in preparation for the op and slow any spread, and of course. It means my sperm count will be at zero, not infertile because that takes months on it but it's irrelevant cocaine they will remove them
I can't afford private storage and they are saying they won't be able to accommodate me before my OP
Fuckinng fuckinh Jews, happy to take away my reproduction but too slow to give me any preservation
John Flores
We've not had a Corbyn government to compare though. You can't base it on Blair/Brown because that was a very different kettle of fish.
Isaiah Lee
first time i ever noticed mate, i think its always in the same place. dont really notice it now as i just have it in my head that its nothing to worry about.
Easton Martin
How big was the lump though? Like, a grain of rice? A pea? A marble?
Brandon Gomez
Was this Enoch Powell guy a fascist?
I've only been here like 2 weeks, so bare with me.
My gamps and dad seem to like him, but my friends claim that he was anti muslim, lgbtq+, women, PoC, and was a christian supremesist like Hitchen's older brother. Plus anti-Mexican like Trump, plus wanted to seperate the class systems to make poor people poor forever, while the rich got richer?
Daniel Miller
Yeah, but when you felt it what kind of size or hardness was it?
Ryder Kelly
he was a pound shop nigel farage
Adrian Clark
>Immediatly Contradicts himself
Why aren't you banned yet
Wyatt Stewart
I know you're only trying to help, but false hope is the worst thing you can give a person in a dire situation. In the long run it only leads to disappointment.
go private here mate, after the op tell them your situation. They'll give you a prescription for test or some sorts and will sort yoru problem out most likely mate. NHS is wank for shit like that, but still with no balls I assume they would have to help you out as thats a fucking extreme case.
Nicholas Morris
The torys sent mogg to Daily Politics and now sending him to QT Are they hyping him up for a bigger role?
Nicholas Ward
>- i.e. not a taxpayer - though.
Hmm, because the Tories have held true and reduced taxes? Labour manifesto promised not to raise taxes, stop zero-hour contracts, raise thousands of jobs, raise minimum wage, and to properly fund public services. The Labour manifesto sounds like a dream compared to the Tory manifesto.
It's also worth remembering that Corbyn has painted himself as the anti-Blair, meaning he can't be blamed or associated with the past acts of New Labour.
Now, of course we know Corbyn wont hold true to his manifesto promises, but he certainly cant be much worse than the Tories who are ruining this country anyway.
Both want a hard Brexit, both don't care about immigration.
Daniel White
He was a conservative, not a fascist.
He wasn't anti foreigner, that's a myth. He just didn't want them here. It's an important distinction to make, because the former implies a hatred.
Luis Phillips
smaller than a pea maybe idk, and not sure on the hardness, if i squeeze it then it will slide out between my fingers
Owen Brooks
Put some semen on Ice lad, Then get the two sillicon ones they offer you. You don't have to tell anyone about it m80
Jayden Ward
alright mate, just tell him to kill himself then because his sex life is over so he'll have no pleasure from life in the long run then. if youre going that route.
Carson Cox
The first time I ever felt bad for an Anglo
Xavier Lewis
Sex isn't over, he'll just have to inject testosterone into his arse once or twice a week if he wants a sex life.
John Morales
I better hope so, unless it been taken up by those degenerate ftm trannies
This is what fucking upsets me the most. I'm literally less of a man and I hardly had the best male puberty but for fuck sake now I'm never gonna have that second puberty you get at 25 and look like a boy forever
I'm trying to push the nhs for freezing and I'm phoning them everyday for an update
I'm looking at videos of how dogs behave before and after neutering I don't want that to be me
Benjamin Hall
>if I say he's contradicted himself, he has Lel nice try anonymong
Zachary Wilson
Enoch Powell absolutely despised Mexicans. After he died, they found eighteen 5'4 male skeletons buried in his garden, and a box filled with blood-stained sombreros.
Logan Watson
dream >tory electoral fruad in thanet south/thurrock or labour fruad in Stoke and Copeland likley >labour councillor mohamamd bin steryotypicalpakiname rigs council by election in tower hamlets
Nathan Johnson
Slide out in what sense? Like a marshmallow, or like squeezing a marble in water?
Andrew Cooper
Fuck off. Other way around,
No, he wasn't fascist, he was pro-Britain, pro-Parliament, pro-Monarchy, and pro-Democracy. He was anti-mass immigration because he foresaw the troubles lack of integration would bring.
He was pro-Empire, he foresaw the collapse of Empire, the collapse of country, and the collapse of Britain as a major power and he was a staunch imperialist.
He was the first anti-migration champion and he gave an infamous speech telling the story of an old pensioner who was the last English women on her street. Around 70% of the British public agreed with Enoch Powell, but Ted Heath fired him because he was a threat to his hold on power.
This country's greatest mistake was not listening to Enoch Powell.
Justin Foster
the latter mate. relax mate stop getting yourself worked up. if its worrying you so much, see a different doctor and go for a checkup ever 4 months or so
Jaxon Jenkins
>raise thousands of jobs, raise minimum wage
Once again proving that Labour haven't a fucking clue. Fairyland economics.
Dominic Lewis
>I hope those who shouted "Fascist" and "Nazi" are aware that before they were born I was fighting against Fascism and Nazism. - Enoch Powell in response to a studen heckler.
Ian Miller
Possibly the most retarded triplord?
Anyway get blocked lad, boring
Easton Walker
We don't know how it would work. We haven't had a Corbyn government.
It is also worth remembering that Labour have a really good plan to stop tax loopholes and using said money to build infrastructure.
Luke Myers
It was very disconcerting, its a lump and it feels very like a foreign object in there and very very scary when you feel it
Knowing what it could be
That's reassuring time to beg family for sperm money though :/
Andrew Bailey
jesus fucking christ lad are you that naive?
yes his really good excellent flawless plan to stop tax loopholes.
