Prove you are Christian if not gtfo of Sup Forums

Prove you are Christian if not gtfo of Sup Forums

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Sometimes i say im christian because its aesthetic .

Brother Nathanael is my Lord an-...oh wait that's not right...

I've been to a church

once

>aesthetic

find another shitty hype word you can't use correctly in a sentence please

>Prove you are Christian
but my name is hans

I wear 25 scapulars arround my neck

I follow a Christian life free from degeneracy..

>since yesterday
>before i fapped to trap porn tree times a day

Judgment of what is in a man's heart is the perogative of the Lord, not you.

My god is white and all the people in my holy book are white. Clearly I could only possibly be a Christian.

I believe in Jesus Christ, and his holy sacrifice to save humankind from sin.

I'll not Christian, but I'll fight for the Christians in the crusades. I think Christianity is important for Europeans descended people's.

I think Jesus's love is an important message.

Do you guys like Burzum?

>be omnipotent and ever loving God
>create niggers
How do Christians explain this?

This is now Burzum thread.

if you need Christianity to keep you from being a degenerate douchelord, then you have my full support

I love Jebus

Sup Forums is not christian board, we have done sarpools countless of times and more then 50% of pol users are atheists.Christtards canme here only becouse of our anti gay and anti islam wiews but in reality we don't like you either.

Jesus is Lord

>Projecting this hard

I always tell my pagan half-japanese gf how the bible is way superior to the koran because of the stuff in either of them, as the first was reformed and changed the interpretation of god and stuff while the latter is exclusively an instrument of political power and only for mentally retarded degenerates.
though, I still think the bible is shit with its dragons and wonders, it's just not as stupid as the koran.

Jesus is my Lord and savior.

I have accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior, the Messiah who has redeemed my sins and will take me to Heaven. Pretty sure non Christians are screwed, sucks to be you. Join now or else.

What if I'm a mudslime???

Always the same shit.
Women portrayed as blonde men portrayed as dark-haired. Do people not realize that blonde men produce blonde children?

Saul and Paul are the same guy, also my favorite part of the New Testament.

>Sees flag
Checks out
Now go fuck your cousin, Ahmed

I molest little boys

dragons > pedarasts

Dark-haired parents can produce blonde children, especially if one of the parents is blonde.

Take your kike/sandnigger religion and shove it up your traitorous ass. Who wants to see the world through the eyes of a fucking sandnigger? Only brainwashed people who were raised around it. For some perspective, imagine if you saw 1,000 years into the future and saw the west was dominated by islam, now think about what our ancestors would be thinking if they saw the west today. Same shit. You've been conned.

I think she's taken

>be me
>atheist
>(((classical))) liberal
>see how openly the left wants to cuck america into islam and marxism
>now openly defend christianity to anyone that will listen

shadilay brothers

>he thinks i worship a kike on a stick

I was confirmed in 8th grade

Yeah

...

i am not :^)

go back to israel

>Prove you are Christian if not gtfo of Sup Forums
non practicing catholic fag here.
I have taken the body of Christ inside of me many times.

If the pagan religions of our ancestors were still dominant in the west the world might have been saved. Sandnigger mud people shit took over instead, judaism, christianity, and islam. And I wouldn't be surprised if the latter two were just jewry either.

Typical liberal atheist if you really knew what the bible says true christians dont worship Jesus but his father God , vut god loves us all that he gave his son to give us one more chance to live for eternity

youtube.com/watch?v=F4OhXQTMOEc

>hurr durr christians are antisemitic!1111
>oh really? then who are your authorities?
>Uhmm... (((Jeus from Nazaret))), his apostles like (((Saul/Paul))), (((Stephen Molyneux))), (((Brother Nathanael)))

I was gypsied out of a toy for Sunday School attendance. They claimed I only had 7/12 weeks, when my great aunt dragged me every week

Same. Shadilay

>defending a Jewish cult
go fuck yourself

When Eve consumed the forbidden fruit of that tree, it symbolized humanity attempting to establish a coherent relationship with God. We know near to nothing about God and what it is, so in searching for answers we turn wicked and become jaded with knowledge about the occult and become further disentangled with the true representation of God. By trying to understand God, we are providing ourselves with nothing more than false religions and biases which ultimately lead to wars and other destructive processes of our condition.

God was never meant to be understood in a rational way, therefore, by consuming the forbidden fruit, we have left ourselves alone in an ever increasingly hostile reality without our creator and father. What good is knowledge if it is only serving to continue a survival complex that is innate in all living creatures, we lost our one chance to become a divine force beyond the corporeal world. Our existence is lost.

Hugs and kisses faggots.

youtu.be/cwVr5rOJ32s

This Sup Forums is a christian board meme again. God doesn't exist.

He clearly told them not to eat from the tree ,the snake (satan) convinced eve too tho

He was paid to say all the ''gender'' shit things, becouse liberals unlike you autists cuckservatives suport sciance and thus he had to say what they whanted to hear so they would continue to suport him.

There is nothing wrong with being a Christian. It gives you a base of good morals to follow and also gives you access to like minded people as a support structure. Glad I am a Christian

Welcome to Sup Forums, you seem new here :)

GOOD GOY, FOLLOW (((JESUS FROM NAZARETH)))

AND REMEMBER THAT NON-WHITES ARE GREAT AS LONG AS THEY ARE (((CHRISTKIKE)))

Todays modern Israel has nothing to do with the real Hebrews of Jesus time ,they arent gods chosen people anymore go read some history you shill

Jesus is my nikka, fyi.

>having a religion
Every time

>they arent gods chosen people
They can't be. And do you know why?
Because they is no god, and jews are not people, but untermenschen

Also yes, Jews are almost the same "people" as their ancestors from Jesus times.

And christkikenity is a Jewish nonsence. As a European, I prefer European culture over christianity.

>he thinks i'm an atheist
keep diddling little boys you non-white kike cuck

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I just donated my child's college fund to Israel when i heard she left her black boyfriend. Aint no other Christians in this here neck of the woods. Not gonna put up with some heathen.

Trick question.
It's impossible to prove for certain that you're a Christian. You can have photographic evidence of attending Church and say you are a Christian in public AND YET not truly be on the inside.
Nice try OP.
Nice Try

Cuckservatives are retards. They say "we'll have a test to make sure the refugees are Christians". Pro-tip, you can study for tests and get an A on them and still think the material is a bunch of BS.

sorry, not retard enough

This is a CHRISTIAN BOARD

and all larping atheist (because they all really know God is real) need to L E A V E

Your religion is a cheap retelling of many stories which came before it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instruction_of_Amenemope

(Proverbs 22:17-18):"Incline thine ear, and hear the words of the wise, And apply thine heart to my doctrine; For it is pleasant if thou keep them in thy belly, that they may be established together upon thy lips"

(Amenemope, ch. 1):"Give thine ear, and hear what I say, And apply thine heart to apprehend; It is good for thee to place them in thine heart, let them rest in the casket of thy belly; That they may act as a peg upon thy tongue"[49]

(Proverbs 22:22):"Rob not the poor, for he is poor, neither oppress (or crush) the lowly in the gate."

(Amenemope, ch. 2):"Beware of robbing the poor, and oppressing the afflicted."[49]

(Proverbs 22:24-5): "Do not befriend the man of anger, Nor go with a wrathful man, Lest thou learn his ways and take a snare for thy soul."

(Amenemope, ch. 10): "Associate not with a passionate man, Nor approach him for conversation; Leap not to cleave to such an one; That terror carry thee not away."[49]

(Proverbs 22:29):"[if you] You see a man quick in his work, before kings will he stand, before cravens, he will not stand."

(Amenemope, ch. 30):"A scribe who is skillful in his business findeth worthy to be a courtier"[49]

(Proverbs 23:1):"When thou sittest to eat with a ruler, Consider diligently what is before thee; And put a knife to thy throat, If thou be a man given to appetite. Be not desirous of his dainties, for they are breads of falsehood."

(Amenemope, ch. 23): "Eat not bread in the presence of a ruler, And lunge not forward(?) with thy mouth before a governor(?). When thou art replenished with that to which thou has no right, It is only a delight to thy spittle. Look upon the dish that is before thee, And let that (alone) supply thy need."[49] (see above)

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YOU FOOL CHRISTIANITY IS EUROPE !!
you are talking like an Untermensch yourself

Allah will rule the west w*Te boi

t. spic

This.
Chrisitans are the true Isreal, not those talmudic larpers.

Jesus is my Lord and Savior. Jesus is God.

I am a Christian who believes in the power of god and the resurrection, but I havent been able to hear the voice of god for some time now even though I've started praying more earnestly.
Plz pray for me fellow Sup Forums brethren, that I may reconnect with our heavenly father.
> mfw I've never felt more alone and hopeless

You religious retards! Can you start seeing life without some crap religious lens already?

/Praises the forest and nature spirits while enjoying some good old freshly picked mushrooms and being thankful to his friend Uku for bringing that shamanic drum with him to the woods.

Fuck off jesus-cuck.

Mars is the one true god.

Go turn the other cheek somewhere else. Pussy bitch.

>hitler was a christkike meme again
>WE WUZ JEWS AND SHIEEEEEEEET
Haha really?

You must be really hating your European Aryan heritage if you now want to LARP as a kike...

I'd rather have a godly nigger marry my daughter than a disgusting non-jew loving white.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Maxims_of_Ptahhotep

Ptah-Hotep taught around 2450 BCE, during the 5th Dynasty of The Old Kingdom of Egypt. His teachings were preserved on both clay tablets and papyrus sheets and are presently at the Bibliothéque Nationale in Paris. In addition to the book of Proverbs, many of the writings in the books of Ecclesiastes and Sirach were also stolen from the Teachings of Ptah-Hotep.

Egyptian Love Songs
The Egyptian Love Songs are 1,000+ years older than those in the Song of Solomon. The parallels are unmistakable. The Papyrus Harris 500 was discovered at Thebes in the Ramesseum Complex in the Karnak Temple.
The Visions of Nefertiti
Both the biblical books of "Kings" and "Daniel" echo the scenario of entertaining a king along with the prediction of his downfall. The theme of the slave who would be king is repeated in "The Story of Hagar [Genesis chapters 16 and 21]. The Visions of Nefertiti dates back to the reign of the Pharaoh Snefru [2680- 2565 BCE]. He calls for Nefertiti to entertain him. Nefertiti predicts the downfall of the Old Kingdom and the establishment of a new Dynasty by Amen-em-het I [1991- 1786 BCE].

Also, most of what was written in the biblical books of Exodus, Leviticus and Deuteronomy was taken from the above- NOT from "Yaweh." There are xians who are stupid enough to believe their "Yaweh" is the only god. "No Gods before me."

>Prove you are Christian if not gtfo of Sup Forums

God explicitly commands the righteous to vanquish our jewish enemies (the synagogue of Satan):

"Destroy all the inhabitants of that land: beat down their pillars, and break in pieces their statues, and waste all their high places, Cleansing the land, and dwelling in it. For I have given it you for a possession... But if you will not kill the inhabitants of the land: they that remain, shall be unto you as nails in your eyes, and spears in your sides, and they shall be your adversaries in the land of your habitation." - Numbers 33:52-53,55

The last part is the most telling:
>they that remain, shall be unto you as nails in your eyes, and spears in your sides, and they shall be your adversaries in the land of your habitation

Does that sound like kike-worship to you?

Christians can be brothers in spirit with other christians, but God specifically forbids racemixing or multiculturalism:

In Genesis, we read that God divided mankind over the tower of Babel and specifically divided the different peoples in separate nations:

Acts (17:26): From one man he made every nation of humanity to live all over the earth, fixing the seasons of the year and the national boundaries within which they live.

The Lords prayer states: "Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven"

Its Gods will to keep the races separate.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/wolfshiem/

>but God specifically forbids racemixing
Then why did he give Moses' son leprasy after he complained about his father marrying a sheboon?

Stop believing fairy tales, you retarded idiot.

>In Genesis, we read that God divided mankind over the tower of Babel and specifically divided the different peoples in separate nations:
Funny how you sometimes claim that Old Testament matters when it is comfortable, but when it comes to quotes like "Jews are the chosen people" you start to screech that "b-but old testament is noooot relevaaaaant!!1111!!!!1"

We dont tho ,we protest against the modern "jew" the ones that haved caused wars and degeneracy ,the bible calls them the synagogue of satan

The New Testament was Roman propaganda to subdue the Jews.

youtube.com/watch?v=5-jDH3Sn9Pw

We don't, we're Christian.

Christfags are giant jew cocksuckers IRL. I have never met one of these anti-jew christlarpers except on pol. Pretty sure they're paid by the CIDF or something.

I pray to Joe Pesci

Christian kingdoms gave all the interest charging powers to kikes so they could greedily tax them later. Literally handing over the worlds power to kikes because they're to beta too take the reigns.

I love your depiction of Adam and Eve. So white and beautiful. Heaven truly is a beautiful white ethnostate.

>modern "jew" the ones that haved caused wars
Like how when those jews warred against the inhabitants of Canaan?
>and degeneracy
Like how when Abraham was whoring his sister-wife out to pharaohs whenever there was a famine?
Jews were always shit. The only ones that aren't are way more vocal about how shit jews are than your beloved rabbi was when he had his little chimp out about them not acknowledging his ass as their messiah.

The bibles also busts your "anti-racemixing" argument.

Galatians 3:28

"There is no jew nor greek (...) for you are all one to Jesus Christ".

So ethno-nationalism and race-mixing is not compatible with christkikenity.

Fuck you and your goat raping religion OP

sarahwoodbury.com/medieval-moneylenders/

haven't gone to church in a long while though

Ad maiorem dei gloriam.

>he thinks this is an Islam thread

"Jew" in the bible refers to people living in the Roman province of Judea. Jews as we know them today did not exist at the time. Judea was named after the Hebraic kingdom Judah, whos people had long since been divided and fragmented into different factions. What we call jews today more accurately refers to the Pharisees, the people Jesus called "the synagogue of Satan".