Brit/pol/ - Wakey Wakey edition

>Foreign nationals (illegal immigrants) directly affected by the Grenfell Tower fire are to be allowed to stay in the UK for 12 months regardless of their immigration Shadow home secretary Diane Abbott said the government should give permanent residency to the residents.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40512382

>Trump and Pope give baby Charlie's parents "hope"
news.sky.com/story/british-doctors-must-treat-charlie-gard-boris-johnson-tells-italy-10937853

>Tony Blair should be prosecuted for Iraq War, high court hears
rt.com/uk/395371-tony-blair-prosecution-iraq/

>Theresa May defends public sector pay cap under pressure from Labour
theguardian.com/business/2017/jul/05/theresa-may-defends-public-sector-pay-cap-under-pressure-from-labour

>George Soros & Co. drop $500k on UK "fact check" org
breitbart.com/london/2017/07/05/george-soros-funds-uk-fact-checker/

>Grenfell taskforce sent in as council powers cut
news.sky.com/story/taskforce-to-run-key-services-at-council-after-grenfell-tower-fire-10937428

>Man guilty of killing two girlfriends, Robert Trigg had claimed Caroline Devlin in 2006 and Susan Nicholson in 2011 had both died in their sleep.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40511194

>Chris Froome takes the lead in the tour de france
bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/40510336

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youtu.be/BpCK6Kx8qfA
youtu.be/-dRuPPSKNhE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bettys_and_Taylors_of_Harrogate
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Absolutely fucking disgusting

>ywn have a british version of this

vocaroo.com/i/s1RvU0S3RgPd

>It's the 30th of October 2007
>Your mum just got back from the Woolworths with your Halloween costume, complete with a plastic scythe and Scream mask that fills with fake blood
>Tonight you will scare all of your primary school buddies with your ghostly look
>You quickly dash up the stairs to your room, adorned with glow-in-the-dark stars and LEGO on the floor to put your suit on before going to the bathroom to look in the mirror and laugh maniacally
>After pinching a TEN PENCE Freddo from the sweetie bowl you dash outside only to be hit by the cold air and darkness of 5:30 in the evening
>You bounce up and down in glee when your mum lets you sit in the front seat, she cranks up the radio and turns the heating on
>Grace Kelly plays on the radio while your mum drives you to the primary school disco
>You pull up to the dark school to be greeted by other kids holding their parents' hands while walking through the enterance covered in "WARNING" tape
>Mum gives you three quid for your ticket and other stuff and waves goodbye while pulling out of the car park
>You hand 50p to the dinner lady in the witch outfit and she gives you a spooky green slip that entitles you to a packet of Space Raiders and a Big Time Bubblegum juice
>Continuing on through the doors you notice how dark the hall is, the projections rolling around the ceiling and the corny Halloween decorations around the hall
>There's a sixth former on the stage along with a local radio host working everything like magicians
>All of the kids are dancing all over the floor while the fog machine blasts like crazy
>Suddenly, this comes on:
youtube.com/watch?v=zQNz2grBOPc

They really want civil war badly over there don't they? Have referendum -- vote out -- political elites work against the masses on a daily basis. Terrorist attacks literally every week at cultural landmarks.

I don't see it going well for the political elite if they keep this up.

Not sure I've ever seen a more disgusting 'meal'

Those rat fetuses look undercooked.

but they've broken out of their containment threads and hit critical mass

>Primary school
>2007
Jesus Christ

>Most people ITT are fat fucks.

How can you honestly take yourselves seriously unless you have perfected your male physique?

>Muh immigrants

Yeah, fuck the Hugenots! Fuck the Saxons!

Idiots.

Move over gramps. April '99 here and there's nothing you can do about it.

>2007
>Primary school

Newfags out

I'm bulking.

I'm faster, stronger and more intelligent than anyone else in this thread.

2007 was my first year at uni, slags and essays were the only things on my mind then.

Kek I was just thinking this

You have to be 18 to browse 4chab

fuck off cunt, you can hate on pakis all you want but don't pretend for one second their food ain't fucking delicious

Fucking neck yourself. Provided you can find a rope strong enough.

Sure you are.

>2017+1

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2000 Huguenots

900000 paki immigrants per year

Saxon invasion and 400 years of war and instability

Fucking spastic fucking retard argument

That's simply not true

You Muslim country is a disgrace. Britain is a joke of first world now

>Primary school 2007

that aside that was a nice little post user

Also, tfw come January there will be people legaly posting here what were not even alive during the 1900's

Before we cleanse the streets of our green and pleasant land of the vile Paki filth we must first remove the contagion of obese gluttons from our society. Do your duty as a true Briton and kick the next walking whale you meet.

It's revolting

I've eaten cuisine from across the world while traveling it over 4 years.

It's fucking suicide tier

hello

Is that really something to boast about? That's like visiting a impoverished African country and saying you are the most nourished.

Alright, what's wrong with the date? Why are people getting pissed off over it? Are you getting old?

youtu.be/BpCK6Kx8qfA
youtu.be/-dRuPPSKNhE

Some prime Enochs?

Anyone else find that video of him on Frost?

UNDERAGE B&

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At 4:30am after 10+ beers maybe. I wouldn't dream of touching that stuff if I was sober.

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Despite none of us getting through the line, the O Brien trolling thread was quite fun I think, sort of like us all watching an episode of question time we know is going to be bad and talking about it here.

This.

Couldent do it lads, couldent fund pakis.

ordered a nice chinky instead

Nothing, just a nice oportunity for some generic insults

Nigger please

ark at this fancy cunt
mate let me tell you something, there ain't nothing more satisfying in this world than sliding a greasy kebab down you're throat after a night of binge drinking

I'm proud of you.

Except you should kill yourself for supporting slinty eyed pinko scum

Never again shall the reprehensible adipose-apologists taint our pure and masculine nation. We must force them to burn their calories, or we shall burn their vile bodies with stakes. Let this serve as a warning to all the lumbering, bloated mistakes that lurk within the basements and McDonalds of our cities.

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Did you unironically type that shit

MODS

help

>not liking based chinks

neck yourself my d00d

You are all that's wrong with this country

British chinks are fine.

If there was a button to remove all kabab and replace with double the amount of slope I'd hit it in a heartbeat.

He's looking quite... modern here.

>Le Corbyn is a communist meme

dropped

not to mention the 20 minutes of umms and errrs

>Not cooking up yourself a nice vegan kidney-bean chilli with a small serving of brown rice

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

THIS GUY IS HURTING MY FEE FEES

EDDIE I NEED YOU TO CHANGE MY NAPPY

Good job lad. They'll serve you some stray cat/dog meat, but at least they'll have washed their hands after shitting, and they won't spit/ejaculate in your food. Probably.

I miss the /lads/ tbqh lads.

We must do to the corpulent vermin what Hadrian did to the Semites.

>not supporting the local chinks who are nice and give you loads for your money

t mongmentum

im not gay

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>name my band

>>Le Corbyn is a communist meme

The quality of this board has gone down considerably the past year.

>British chinks are fine.

They are, oldest chinatown in Europe is in Liverpool, never get any trouble from them, they can be a bit unhygenic though

Also
>1488
witnessed

He understands our sacred duty - to preserve the manly and divine figure that was granted us, and shunning with great strength of will the high-caloric Satanic temptations that the Judeans have placed upon our shelves.

t. poncy southerners

go back to your tea parties where you sip fucking mineral water and nibble on gluten free rivitas or whatever the fuck it is you lot get up to

Off to bed

Remember to boycott Muslim goods and services in all its forms even if you are hammered.

>Caring about animals and caring about your body is gay

New (world) Order

The Hair Blair Bunch.

I bet you've got bumfluff on your chin

Ban sugar in all its forms.

>chink was at the doctors today
>she took 30 minutes

They're all going in the oven now.

N(o)GO-zone

Hello there Will McKenzie, get some braces on you poofter.

>caring about your body is gay
thank you
I agree. I should be able to julienne my dick while eating a cum covered turd, and NOT be called gay for it.

how is he?

calling him a communist is an insult to lenin and co.

you're weaker, gayer and more inclined to suck bells than anyone else in the northern hemisphere

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Maybe we need a public/private system like the US.

Or at least allow different tiers, so that Oxbridge can charge a lot of money to remain world class institutions, while the others perhaps can charge a bit less.

Including naturally occurring fruit sugars which turn into delicious alcohol?

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>southern tea parties

except tea and scones are quantissentially northern too

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bettys_and_Taylors_of_Harrogate

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Powerlifting stats?

Being impressively fast is nog tier, but being able to run at a decent pace is good.

I would suck Rightly Sos willy 2bh, i've heard rumours he's hung like a a sock full of snooker balls

He's the first member,
Of the Brit/pol/ crew!

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Anybody watched the killings of Tony Blair? Wasn't too bad except for George's autistic socialism slipping into it here and there.

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With every bite of the cake, and every sip of the carbonated drink, you erode part of the moral fibre and constitution of the British Race. With every gluttonous sin you commit, a further insult and a further wound is inflicted upon our divine and glorious nation, and our blessed crown and church.
There is but one fitting punishment for such an act: death.

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so they are being terrorized by themselves?

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