I can't believe I am doing this, but I have no dignity or respect from my colleagues. After hearing what Jim said today, and after parroting the garbage they told me to on air like it was all the honest truth, I realized there is nothing left in the media for me. After years of taking jobs at the most heavily dishonest institutions in America to appease Andrew and my dad, I've had enough. I figure if CNN wants to throw me under a bus, I can take them with me.
Ask me anything Sup Forums, before the alcohol wears off.
OP is a faggot I am actually Chris Cuomo and I hate that nigger Don Lemon
Josiah Collins
Timestamp with the booze you're drinking or you're as fake as CNN.
Ryan Perry
Hey Chris, it's really me, Don! I agree whole heartedly with what you're saying. How bout we speak up next time we're live on camera.
Adam Edwards
tits or gtfo
Jackson Rivera
Is it gif or jif?
Tyler Thompson
Someone doesn't understand jokes!
Anthony Powell
Trump-Russia, as much I hate to admit it, is the biggest piece yellow journalism this country has ever seen. All our "sources" are people with little to no actual connections with an axe to grind with Trump. They just figured if Fox can get away with talking about Obama being a foreign Muslim, then why should we drop in ratings while playing by the rules?
Carter James
lol!
Matthew Thompson
Is wolf blitzer his real name or did he change it to enhance his Nazi roleplaying leather fetish?
Jason Rogers
Don Lemon wouldn't know how to find this website if it bit him in the ass.
Jacob Barnes
His name is Wolf. He is an odd person to be around.
Robert Turner
Are they all Jewish? I'm being honest.
Camden Sanders
>ITT: LARPer and gullible faggots that pretend to be bored
Blake Myers
>before the alcohol wears off.
Not the first time you've said that Chris ...
Gavin Gutierrez
Still no timestamp. Stop feeding this LARPer (You)s
Jason Harris
Does he smell like sour milk? I bet he has a weird smell.
Which female anchor is the sluttiest?
Angel Ramirez
OHHHHH NOOOOO we lost him.
Kill yourself.
Cameron Myers
MH370 was our first big spin at this, they didn't want to start out political because if they gauged it wrong, we'd be discredited. Some people felt that our center left audience wouldn't fall for Fox-level sensation and disinformation. Oh were they wrong. Voodoo, black holes, aliens, they soaked it all in and our ratings went up.
Ian Howard
Fuck, why is Anderson Cooper wearing an Omega Seamaster Pro on air. What does he think he is, some super secret political asset ?
Fuck. Now I need to go buy a Rolex.
Thomas Peterson
Why are you a cuck?
Lincoln Jenkins
The female anchors are either married or with someone, they're very uptight. If we can include guys in this, Don has no self control.
Elijah Flores
...
Landon Torres
Not one of my proudest moments.
Daniel Russell
No, he always smells of sweat and cheap French perfume.
Evan Ross
low energy LARP saged
Justin Fisher
>when pic is unrelated
David Cooper
I can't answer that.
Joseph Ortiz
He's a fucking billionaire (Vanderbilt). He can wear a suit made out of human skin if he wants.
Jose Campbell
If you're fake it's an 8/10 larp, if you're real then props, I guess?
Legit question though, how are the staff reacting to the backlash from the obvious? Is corporate or the producers afraid of Ted Cruz threatening legal action?
Camden Cook
It's pronounced JIFF, like the peanut butter. I remember seeing a video on youtube of the creator saying so. Which is retarded because GIF stands for GRaphic interchange format - with a hard g.
Hurr durr, it's still jiff cause I created it.
Jace Moore
If this is Chris, will you become /ourguy/ and go all 1488 next live segment?
Jace King
>Creator meme .gif will be pronounced jiff when pepe belongs to furie
Grayson Foster
Anderson isn't a bad guy, he can be pretentious at times, but pretty much everyone is in the media. We really do live in a bubble.
Grayson Anderson
Chris, this is Don Lemon, and that's Mr. Nigger-faggot to you, buddy.
Oliver Reed
>no timestamp >low effort post >actually believing Chris Cuomo is about to commit social suicide upon a few meme battles >8/10 user seriously
Mason Smith
Then pronounce it GRIFF you faggot
Andrew Garcia
How do you look at yourself in the mirror?
also sage
Jose Price
So besides massive damage control, what's the next step? Any new fake narratives you are going to unsuccessfully push? Is CNN even self-aware enough to realize that the masses are starting to wise up?
Christopher Clark
Why can't you? I think we both know why you can't and it's same you don't think it's newsworthy.
Ryan Turner
do you still have to suck your big brothers dick for getting you that job at CNN?
Cooper Jenkins
When did you realize your organization's role was to inform the public of what opinions were acceptable, instead of reporting news?
Also, how many times has the CIA/Pentagon stuck its dick into your news scripts to shill for war?
Carson Parker
shame not same fuckin iphone
Benjamin Nelson
Yes, the higher ups are a little worried they may have bit off more than they could chew. They should be ok legally if we dont do anything else and release more information, hence why I deleted the Tweet earlier. If someone actually leaks or releases the information and that kid gets harmed, the whole ship is going down. Cruz has every right to threaten action.
John Murphy
If I was a notable figure and wanted to do a deniable AMA on Sup Forums that's exactly how I'd do it >no identifying information, 100% deniable >thread won't turn into instant shitstorm because most anons think it's a LARP
Luis Wright
Boy pussy with time stamp
Xavier Wright
somebody find that meme guy and beat his ass just to discredit CNN
Kevin Wood
It's not his choice. What if he said "it's pronounced iguana"
Isaiah Ramirez
This current Left Wing has a very strange habit of killing off talent/eating leaders across time. It isn't a surprise you'd want to take down CNN with you, because there is an inherit lack of respect that comes with this current Left Wing about its members. They are so eager to throw away any kind of merit or talent for personal gang, that they even had a name for it back in OWS.
It's very hard to work with these kinds of people, and they'll never win because of how hard it is to work with them. No matter how talented or capable you are as a person, or what you've done for the organization, or what you could do for the organization, Left Culture will devour you the second it becomes possible to do so, not even necessarily because its the right thing to do. Plenty of aspiring figures on the Left failed to achieve your kind of success simply because they were taken down out of opportunism.
Look at Fox News, and how they covered for Bill O Reilly all those years. They cultivated talent and protected him from his own excesses, for their own profit. Only then when they finally gave into PC culture did they cast away one of their greatest assets for cheap moral platitudes. Nobody in their sane mind would ever want to work these kinds, at least politically, because of their total disregard for how they treat talent and leadership. Which is also the reason why the Dems can't run candidates worth a shit, because who the fuck would subject themselves to the kind of abuse that the Left puts people through?
Anyway, I'm drunk too with you. But I sympathize with your frustration. There was a person on Sup Forums who wrote that the Left was disorganized and that it was waiting for a JFK figure to rise up and reorganize them. Top kek. The Left just doesn't know or appreciate how to take care of the best of its kind.
Jonathan Evans
Look, I'm not getting into that. People who report or even mention it always end up being crazy. You know?
Parker Gutierrez
Get DUMPED BITCH! MAGA!
Mason Martin
>fredo of his family >"I'm smaht, i can do things"
Jeremiah Walker
Are you going to quit?
Brandon Jones
That's pretty fucking Jewish
I like it
>hey Sup Forums, whatchu doin?
Henry Clark
Wanna know how I know you're gay?
Isaiah Diaz
>AMA is so deniable there is actually nothing of substance in it Hm, it reminds me of something else but what?
Ryder Hill
Is don lemon addicted to Percocet?
Noah Ortiz
Tits or gtfo
Leo Lewis
Do you see your organization and yourself as a traitors?
Daniel Powell
It's pronounced giff, like a nigger asking you to give it something.
Nathan Roberts
You type too well to be Cuomo.
David Lewis
How many penises did you have to touch/fully service in order to get into your current position?
Gavin James
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Like crazy people think Jews run the show or if you say Jews run the show, people call you crazy. Those are pretty different and I'm sure you know that. I'm willing to bet you're enlightened on the JQ but don't want your bosses calling you crazy.
Joseph Campbell
Hey Chris? Why does your network cut people off when they start talking badly about Hillary Clinton?
Xavier Martin
I wish we could believe larpers like this.
Like nigger atleast attempt some proof..
By the way, what do you think will happen when the alt right controls the country, will you be shot or hung?
Ethan Jones
Big if True
Daniel Collins
Kek
Grayson Reyes
I always hated it, but I've lived in the shadow of Andrew my whole life, so I just went with it. I don't know, it's fucked up. Once you get involved and they just keep telling you to do this and do that or else you're done, you're just stuck in the news cycle. It eats you alive.
Iraq and the whole Arab Spring had orders from elsewhere. Political parties, as I'm sure you know, get to have their say too. The Pied Piper order was real.
Jacob Roberts
So what do you plan to do now that you know most your coworkers hate you?
Jaxon Roberts
Bingo
Christian Young
The Jews are going to get holocausted for real this time.. all you Shannon's goyim will be treated the same.. its time to save yourself and join the right side
Aaron Murphy
Yes
Andrew Jackson
Is the money worth selling your personal integrity over? I used to work in low level politickin and i was so stressed and unhappy all the time. Much happier now that I have honest work and don't spend my day lying for money.
Christopher White
cuomos
Grayson Ramirez
>Big if True I swear to god, where the fuck did that meme come form? I want to literally fucking strangle every low life motherfucking faggot nigger that thinks it's even cool or clever to fucking say that. It means nothing! It is a waste of my picoseconds!!!! it's fucking stupid, pointless and a facade for humour that is not there because the fucking douchebag saying it has the metal capacity of a fucking walnut!!!!! GRAB YOURSELF AND THROW IT OVER A FUCKING BRIDGE DURING RUSH HOUR YOU POINTLESSS, PATHETIC PIECE OF GARBAGE AND SCUM. YOU ARE LOWER THAN SJW'S, COMMIES AND SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christian Sullivan
it's time to out the traitors the first to leave have the best chance of saving themselves
Jordan Reyes
How many times had Donald Trump sued groups connected with your brother?
Also, does the organized crime side of your family even use guns any more? Or do they do everything strictly by computer and lawyer?
Isaiah Smith
Is Alisyn as big a bitch as she seems, or bigger?
Camden Green
Like I said, I'm sure you know how many people end up being crazy who talk about this.
Lucas Sullivan
checked
Hudson Brooks
What else would you do if you got let go from CNN? NBC?
Thomas Price
Gotta say man. The thing I would never be able to do was say what you said about parents and men in bathrooms with little girls. Got kids of my own, and you do too. That wasn't something you had to say on air, you tweeted it. Do they force you to tweet this stuff too?
Cameron Garcia
>bit him in the ass Is Don a bugchaser? Has he ever hit on you?
Austin Allen
Sure. How about you tell us just one thing we don't know so that we can at least having fun imagining Chris Cuomo is actually doing that. Just one. Until then I'll keep saging