Are bidets red pilled?

Amerishart here we just got a bidet

Traitor

Eat shit water blasting my bum is the coolest

Let us praise the old one

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>are bidets redpiled

Christ the level of discourse here is a shadow of its former self

Dahimmmmm geddus kekkus

Pooooopooooompeeeeepeeeeee peeee
Peeeeee

Begone foul faggot

Kek curses you to eternal sterility

That's a nip robo toilet, not a bidet.

I was unaware of Pakistani toilet engineering.

Do tell

>spraying estrogen water directly into your asshole
its like you want to be a fag

faggot

We've had this exact thread, and "that'll be cuck:cuck plus tip" threads for a long time.

i recently went to japan and got my wife to blow me while the bidet was spraying my asshole (it wasn't a blumpkin)

poorfag here. I just spit on the toilet paper before final wipes.

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Nah. Baby wipes are where its at.

>water
>falling for the liquid jew instead of just using good american grain alchohal

The shower is right there, just hop in for a quick butt wash.

I do the exact same

This anons got it.

The most valuable practical thing my wife gave me in our relationship is Wet Ones. Those fuckers can clean up the wettest of shit easy clean and discreet.

Vile.

Some one give this man a peepeepoopoo pepe

I wanna try.

yes, now you are ahead of barbarians rubbing paper onto their asses.

glad to know i'm not the only one
its better than nothing i suppose

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That seat is child sized. Do you even have a dick?

meh, i just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

I wouldn't use hand wipes on your privates. Baby wipes, go for it, but hand sanitizing wipes are going to leave a rash.

do they sell water filters for them?

That's not a bidet. It's a toilet with a bidet attachment!

How is it?

Bidet fags balance it out by injecting semen into their asses immediately afterward.

>shooting the estrogenated jew straight up your asshole

>municipal water supplies are full of extrogen from women flushing unused birth control pills
>spray it directly into your ass with a bidet

That explains a lot about the state of Europe today.

I have a similar model. Push the asshole spritzer button (second from the front) a second time and it will pulse the spray back and forth so you don't have to shift your asshole around so much.

When I tried one on a fancy Japanese toilet it splashed me in the balls instead

>Simulating a man cumming in your ass
>Redpilled

It's promoting faggotry. No wonder all Japs are beta manlets who don't want to impregnate women.

that's not even a bidet you fool

Yep. I've had shits that were like powdered charcoal mixed into molassas and a few wipes had my hairy asshole fresh and ready to go.

Bidets explain a lot about Europe, I'll say that

Can't use baby wipes where I am because they fuck up the sewerage system.