Where are Wolff Blitzer, Jake Tapper, and other top anchors at CNN right now? Someone is filling in on all their major shows, except for Don Lemon's bullshit and Anderson 360. This mass "vacation" began on Monday, I believe.
Any relation to 7/7 bullshit, coming war w DPRK, G20 on Friday? pile w/e other conspiracies on you'd like. Any relation to the current shitstorm, RE: #CNNBlackmail ?
Her leg mouth has a tongue piercing isnt that cute
Wyatt Mitchell
for your weeb tastes
Gabriel King
They took the week off, same as normies using vacation days at their joe-lunchbox jobs.
Christian Butler
name of that cum storage?
Jeremiah Torres
>piercings in the vagina
Do women actually do this?
Eli Harris
4th of July week
Brayden King
All at once? I don't feel like a major media corp would allow it. Coincidentally, their ratings are at an annual high right now because of Trump shitstorm and DPRK
Bentley Hernandez
Is that a zipper?
Ayden Rivera
searching for you, bruv
Nathan Hall
BBRRRRRAAAAAPPPPTTT
Bentley Morgan
thanks bruh i need that name too
Jordan Wilson
Checked and yeah this is what I thought at first, but no other network released its varsity squad for the week. Odd that "the most trusted name in news" should, especially given how eventful this week has been and will be.
Julian Flores
false flag incoming a MKULTRA drone is going to make an attack on the studio on-air and CNN will blame it on violent gifs made by Sup Forums or maybe it has something to do with 4th of july idk
Jaxson Gonzalez
Someone archive this pls
Brandon Cooper
Spoooopy
Caleb Edwards
where is that goddamn Nord-bot?
Austin King
self-bump
Logan Anderson
I already fapped 4 or 5 times today, don't tempt me with that pic. Plus the left side of my chest is starting to hurt so I'm pretty sure I'm destroying my own heart through excessive masturbation.
Nolan Bell
you LARPin' or has someone suggested this before?
Jacob Cruz
Stop promoting degeneracy!
Joseph Ramirez
stop pullin' your pud when you're high on adderrall. Shit will honestly kill you.
Brody Nguyen
oops. Stepped on a crypto-fascist
Samuel Butler
Left side of my chest feels tight with a dull, lingering pain when I breathe deeply or exert myself, even things like sneezing too. Any medfags in here? Am I dying?
Carter Rodriguez
>he can still get off to static pictures
You son of a bitch...
Chase Murphy
I'm far from it. But I would lie down, with your back propped up, and focus on keeping your heart rate down. Exposing my lack of med-faggery with what is probably a bad suggestion: got any weed and do you smoke it regularly? A hit or two might chill you out, or could do the opposite
Oliver Campbell
Hey my friend said that North Korea has successfully launched more missiles this year than any year prior.
But I thought Trump was going to be stronger than Obama against our enemies?
Michael Morris
FTV shanel
Brody Ramirez
Haven't smoked in ages, probably shouldn't too. Thanks for your input though, probably going to call the doc if this keeps up.
Charles Roberts
I always felt like Trump is the useful idiot being led down the course the Dems/Repubs created but could not travel themselves, for fear of losing their """"moral highground""""
Nathaniel Edwards
do so, and good luck, user.
Nicholas Jenkins
THANKS!!!!!
Jackson Johnson
to be fair, only a shit-eating imbecile could ever think that Trump was the appropriate person to govern a nation.
Trump voters are either unfathomably stupid or genuinely despicable people who want the USA to fail.
Anthony Phillips
wtf that's live and they're literally talking about Russia... STILL
Nolan Wilson
That piercing is a no-no guy
Benjamin Diaz
...
William Allen
ISIS is Israel
Kayden Howard
Yeah, it's fucking absurd. I don't know why i rot my mind listening to (((their))) shit. Probably time to go to bed
Ethan Thompson
Go to he doctor NOW and have your heart checked out. Seriously. Do NOT fuck around where it concerns your ticker.
Cameron Cooper
She would be banned from Wimbledon for wearing jewellery.
Nolan Lee
Hey. Lets play a game. It's called 'Spot The Fag'. Oh look. I spotted one ^^
Ethan Thompson
god bless ariel rebel
Mason Jones
>ISIS is Israel.
Yeah you know what is fuckin' weird? All day, CNN has been horsefucking Trump in anticipation of a fuck up in bilateral meeting w Putin at G20. Despite his glaring lack of competence and knowledge in many important disciplines, all their """"experts"""" bitch about is the intel sharing episode w Amb. Kisliak and Min. Lavrov last Spring. (((THEY))) openly say: "Trump jeopardized our intelligence-sharing relationship with Israel, who furnished the tip about ISIS's potential laptop bombs."
Two questions: 1. Why the fuck does Israel know about the inner working of ISIS? 2. Considering that only Russia has lost a commercial airlines to ISIS--Sinai, 2015--aren't they a high priority when considering who to share this with?
Cooper Peterson
Trump voters think this is funny
Andrew Hernandez
This
Ryder Jackson
We're all posting on Sup Forums ;^)
Hudson Gonzalez
don't take any ID or tell them your real name...you'll thank me later and you can tip less that way the staff won't clap as enthusiastically though
Adrian Lee
>Engineering the next school shooting perpetrated by a Sup Forumslack autist >Attacking selves to est. network as victim when Sup Forums autist acts on your suggestions to LARP over the line and assault some innocent local field reporting crew
I'll buy that. You guys are heartless assholes.
Dylan Mitchell
This. It was her turn, drumpfkins!
Brody Allen
Does anyone have the meme with all the CNN people doxxed?
Leo Rogers
Generally, the content is even more vapid this evening than it usually is.
>inb4 CNN's content is as vaccuous as it gets.
The "loop" began early. And I was wrong. Anderson also on vacation. His shitty segment was filmed in studio days before hand. Now just a fuckin squawk box of faggots making g20 forecasts
Ayden Diaz
Yes but only the whores.
>t. dated a stripper
Noah Diaz
I decided to steer clear of that one. Some of our fellow anons might be facing some wild shit when/if found in possession of that kinda thing in the coming days. Hope i'm being a pussy and am wrong
Hunter Miller
Heart attacks and congestive heart failure both include pain in the left side of the chest and left shoulder. Pain will feel like it's radiating. Go to the hospital.
William Bennett
I also dated a stripper that was whore-like--and later a professional whore. She got hooked on heroine and I got the fuck away before the real whoring began. Uncucked!
Cameron Hughes
I'll take the latter. They can't take all of us down. Their latest stunt was just a bully tactic which keeps most people (pussies) in check. They can go fuck themselves. This is 'Murica, damn it.
Jack Russell
archive dosn't work with live streams, just tried using hooktube
Cameron Cooper
It is a priority holiday week in US dumbass
Ryan Brown
>priority holiday week What is this?
Jaxson Barnes
Got it. Forgive my stupidity
Grayson Davis
l I'm sure he doesn't talk about getting his ass beat now stay in your place and cops are my friends
Lucas Foster
Yeah, there's a 'don't stick your dick in crazy' rule for a reason.
Ryder Scott
Thanks now I will not be able to sleep.
Brayden Gomez
Did you make this up? What are you, 15, and you cobbled together some polysyllabic words your drone-fuck parents uttered at your wonderbread-ass dinner table in suburban Illinois? KYS.
To use this user's words, but argue against his point:
>same as normies using vacation day at their joe-luchbox jobs. >joe-lunchbox
MSM anchors are not given the fucking week off to grill wieners on Martha's Vineyard. No other network has let its A-Team take the week off. This might be the most eventful week of the summer, for the world, but esp. for CNN.
Also, I am an oldfag and cannot remember a whole top staff taking off at once. Might be mistaken, but I think top NPR personas also on "vacation" right now.
Ryder Collins
it means if you have a real job you get all week off
Oliver Cruz
pic was unrelated. I too am a big fan of cops. Bad coincidence, given the context.
Sebastian Martin
They're probably having a party on pizza island.
Dominic Turner
I also get this feeling when Im on adderall and laying in bed (especially after beating off), and Im only 20. wat do
Lucas Hernandez
explain pls
Jeremiah Bell
>real job CNN anchor? Is a LARPing-pile-of-shit "job" with little real work. Poorly paid photojournos get their tits shot off in conflict zones to bring these anchors "news" as if on a buffet platter, while college interns fluff their dicks and labia between broadcasts.
Oliver Rogers
see this
Jordan Davis
...
Robert Richardson
Probably the same thing that happens when CTR was BTFOed. They retreat to some hovel and get their stories planned out and straight.
Dylan Diaz
>willingly taking adderall
Aaron Bailey
>piercings
Gavin Howard
I had similar symptoms, turned out to only be inflamed cartilage on my ribs. You should still get it checked out though.
Ryder Price
their "vacation" began on Monday or in some cases the Sat/Sun before. The bending over happened Monday night and Tuesday, continuing today.
Caleb Perez
>clit piercing
Not worthy of sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Lucas Cook
I think Bohemian Grove is usually around this time of the year, could be congregating there to plan next moves for world domination.
Alexander Long
Wouldn't the executives of CNN anticipate a ratings drop for the week if all of your grandparents' "favorite anchors" were simultaneously absent for the week. On the contrary and per several posts on this board tonight on this topic, it seems CNN's serial scandal this week has ginned up above-average viewership.
Searching for sauce now.
Nicholas Miller
This is what my paranoid autistic shit was getting at. Is it really? I could see that. I don't feel like the elite give us plebs the same mass holidays as those that are important to their Satanic calendar. For instance, they created "labor day" for us in August, as the real day of recognition for labor internationally is May 1--also an important Druid holiday.
Connor Brown
could be standard planned vacation on Mon/Tues then extended due to BTFO but probably not.
Maybe they knowingly created the shitshow that happened and will use it as a cover for a false flag. Smoke is bellowing pretty high right now.
Jace Lopez
how else am i supposed to graduate with a 4.0
Jayden Anderson
It's th week of the 4th. Can't say I'm surprised that they aren't on air. Imagine the shitstorm that will be waiting for them when they get back.
Easton Gutierrez
hahahahahafuck
Alexander Thomas
Putting together a bit of retaliation for #CNNBlackmail
Just Quite a bit of data. Need to go through it a bit. there will be lulz.
Maybe they've been given leave to move or get extra security or something.
Landon Collins
All the more reason for them to be present. They have virtually left their fort manned with downs syndrome squires in the middle of a siege. Same answer as yours, but it assumes MSM elites are normies. Why didn't Fox staff, MSNBC staff, or major paper staffs not take off as well?
Elijah Jenkins
>July
>jew >lie
Henry Wright
>Weight: 2416
THAT'S A HUGE BITCH
Ethan Green
God speed, user. And take a note from this guy--if pursuing this while high on amphetamines, don't go fapping yourself into a heartattack, kid.
Camden Gutierrez
At this point, CNN has to know that their time is ending. All that's keeping them afloat is left wing boomers. You convince them that what they are doing is fucked up, and they are gone.
Watching CNN do this is like watching an old man step on everyone and every thing he can just to grasp at a few more seconds of life.
Brayden Hill
They weigh the bitch in grams?
Henry Rogers
probably doing their regular jew rituals
Hunter Peterson
Don Lemon's "CNN Tonight" spent 30 mins with """"experts"""" talking about the upcoming Trump/Putin bilat. meeting. Guest and fellow anchor Fahreed Zakaria repeated: >"It would be very statesmanlike for Trump, when addressing the Russian election meddling"--WH has suggested that this will not be a topic of discussion, and here CNN is trying to influence official agenda and policy with their repetition--"to say, 'Look, I benefited [from alleged Russian meddling in 2016 election] this time, but it is my duty as [POTUS] to guard our democracy against the NEXT ATTACK!' Yes, it would be very statesmanlike" of this Golem to do his damn job for (((us))) and stop fucking it up!
Michael Allen
The "vacation" preceded the shitstorm.
Colton Wilson
It's not like they had a future before the shitstorm. Their numbers have been declining every quarter like clockwork, as the boomers begin to die off.
Tyler Gonzalez
except for this week, where their viewership has been well above recent annual averages, and counter-intuitively, when their top staff is absent
Bentley Lee
Their viewership is up, but its still nothing in comparison to what Molymeme, Sarcuck, or TYT brings in, all with MUCH lower overhead.
Thomas Reed
Checked.
CNN has also been beating the fuck outta this scholar's analysis of DPRK, Tump and Putin. Also, plugging her article (WaPo, today) hard af.
>How President Trump Could Tweet His Way into Nuclear War with North Korea