Every female you've ever known, every qt you've ever had a crush on has expelled shit-particle gass out of her rectum

Every female you've ever known, every qt you've ever had a crush on has expelled shit-particle gass out of her rectum

How does this make you feel?

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That's fucking disgusting when are we going to ban women from farting like the Muslims?

erect

as long as she says "CLEAR" when I'm going down

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

i am a girl that farts AMA

Do you ever fart infront of guys?

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Why haven't you posted tits by now ?

fart?

Girls have cute farts.
But if she farts on your dick, you best slap that bitch.

>girls have cute farts
Virgin detected

Everyone in this thread should catch a ban. I'll take one for the team.
Remember when people used to get banned?

Summer fags get out!
>reporting in 3-2-1

Lies.

I sniff my own piss hole with a thin plastic tube

PRAISE TRUMP

This
Fucking newfags

Don't do something you'll regret.

Just breathe. It's not so bad.

This place is about 1 step away from being Sup Forums by now. Its sad.
Alse please ban me mods. I cant be distracted this week.

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DELET NOW

no, i have done that accidentally maybe twice (sleeping doesn't count). i don't fart around girls though, either

cuz it makes absolutely no difference to me whether or not you guys think i'm actually a girl, and i am not some nympho exhibitionist slut

no

THREAD IS DEAD. ANY POSTS BELOW THIS LINE ARE GAY ASF

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AM I GAY

Ok, just know that you have failed to provide evidence (tits) and are of no relevance.
Just another grill larper and frogposter.

>not wanting to enjoy the feminine pheromones released by a big, thick, bulbous, womanly ass in the way of a powerfully loud and deep blast

well aren't you little faggot bitch? anyway, to answer your little faggot bitch question, it makes my dick feel rock fucking hard, like a pillar of insurmountable STONE.

Oh here we go here comes the "macho tough guy trump bootlicker" everyone

why don't the jews just put chemicals that stop girls from farting in their birth control pills?

at least is not loud and disgusting

wew

GAY

post a pic so my exif data can be analyzed by mega-autist nergins
no thanks

strong projection from the authority loving bitch detected LMAO.

READ THE RULES BITCH
TITS OR GTFO
THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNET

I'll just acknowledge your digits.

>N-no you!
Pathetic.

resave the file as a gif or something.

>femanon here
300+ replies
get a life you fucking nerd weebfags

Erect

it's gross but we are programmed not to give a shit for reproduction's sake

Chin chin or gtfo

>too stupid to refute the point
>resorts to a Sup Forums meme because he's too much up a gutless bitch to form a unique thought

so much jilted impotent rage lol.

I have a fart fetish

Whatever internet macho man you're totally not compensating on the internet for you insanely small penis or anything

Erase yourself from this plane of existence.

>please respond to me, sir

imagine being THIS desperate for a response from your superior.

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> masculinity is wrong.
> anons supposedly small penis invalidates his arguement.
Buzzfeed is down to the left.

>(((trump))) bootlicker
>superior
Not a chance, sport

>still desperately vying for his superior's attention

dance, little bitch monkey. dance for your superior.

Jesus she is beautiful and I find far east women as unatractive as negresses, she's got Ivanka's eyes as well

P.S. Women don't fart

faggot

I think it's cute to be honest, just don't ehhh...go overboard.

>>>/leddit/ is just around the corner you can worship your based black men and orange Cheeto guy without being ridiculed and laughed at

Why do you type ehh.... Like this?

>moron thinks i even read his bitchy whining

this might be the funniest part of all.

lol this guy has no self-awareness

I don't do anal

I don't know, 2 am.

>>>/Reddit/
You have to go back I'm sorry

>be me
>with qt
>comes over to bang
>she was eating humus before
>garlic humus
>wake up next morning
>hear a gigantic BRAAPPPPP
>she literally smacked herself in her face when she did it - and it was SO loud
>i pretended like i was sleeping

Fucking makes me laugh still

Erect.

>OP projecting because his little bitch thread got commandeered with 0 effort at all by his superior

keep crying for me, shit head. i was just getting ready to put my big fucking pipe to work and i could use more fuel.

No u

youtu.be/QHPoqfRq10k - She is not getting comfortable...ever!

Not even once, dont let her move in. Ever!

OP. What fucking retarded drugs are you on right now?

I was just eating chocolate starfish and tongue impaling that critter

A girl I had a crush on and fell in love with had a habit of sticking her boogers under her desk

What do they smell like?

I ripped a big one while reading this and have no regrets other than it smells like I shit my skirt

How feminine is your penis?

When I went on a class field trip with this cute serb girl I knew, I went through her clothes luggage when she was away because I am a creep like that. Wanted to find something like a hot thong, or anything else that would make my cock more hard when I saw her qt face and hard bod in the hallways, but instead of note I only found soiled panties (in shit stain) in the side pocket.

UNDERTALE!!!!!!!!!

Tits or gtfo

sodomy is degenerate

>cute farts
youtube.com/watch?v=XK2eORS5fBE

breh

>and tongue impaling that critter

tongue-digging that stink ditch*

Sup Forums strips exif data, newfag.

>tfw my girlfriend loves to fart and hold me under the blanket
feels bad

HARD MODE: I HAVE TOO

>implying BRRRAAAAAPPP is not adorable
Never post on this site again you fucking pleb

I had a gf that didn't fart for many years so I thought girls didn't fart. Strange but true.

I really hate nu Sup Forums

>>/r9k/
Get the fuck out, sage

nothing faggot
now go back to b

this girl doesn't fart or poop. I won't believe otherwise without evidence

> be married 11 years
> wifey is tiny womanlet, 5'2", about 110 lbs
> we spend a week at a cabin with some of her relatives who are vegans
> they insist wifey should let them do all the cooking and that they will convert us to veganism
> spend the week eating shitty vegan food
> after a day of strenuous hiking, wifey eats two bowls of their vegan chili
> spends the night farting so loudly, it wakes the whole house up over a dozen times
> wifey wakes herself up with her own hellacious farts
> jokes that she woke up scared there was some kind of gas leak/chemical weapons attack
> nobody gets any sleep
> everyone else in the cabin politely refuses to mention the incident the next morning over breakfast
> instead of making tofu scrambles, they just suggest we go to Dennys
> mysides.jpg
>when we return home, I spend a whole day eating nothing but hot dogs with saurkraut and garlic toast, baked beans and hardboiled eggs
> fart so badly that wifey sleeps on the couch for two nights
> sweet revenge.jpg

its like you never raped a white girl before, sometimes you rape them so hard that they shit themselves.

>politics

bump

lmao so your a coward

what the hell is wrong with you pacos?