How do I become pagan Sup Forums?

How do I become pagan Sup Forums?

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Just don't cause its idiotic. Just read the ancient Scandinavian stories combined with ancient greek ones and let them encourage you for a better life.

Stick your head in a microwave until you feel a deep connection with the spirits

dont forget to turn it on

that's literally being pagan though

No its not. If you believe them as actual real stories that happened and doing rituals then yes its pagan.

Basically what the Greek said. Paganism is dead and you will never be abme to practice it in its true form. It's sad, but you can still read the sources that survive and make of them what you will. It's all good as long as you reject cuckstianity.

But I already do that and I am a devout Christian who goes to church twice weekly. So am I both a pagan and a Christian?

Pagan you're not. Reading the ancient stories and taking their background meaning isn't in any form paganism.

>It's all good as long as you reject cuckstianity.
So paganism is just a type of anti-Christian atheism then?
But the yank said I'm a pagan if I read pagan books.

You want some simple paganism?

In ancient times, the torpor fish was considered magic. It's in fact electric. Ancient pagan stuff is science with fancy personifications.

There's some fast paganism for you. Your computer is operating on the will of Zeus that your ritual of flipping the power switch enabled. Adeptus Mechanicus shit there. But it's true. There's no reason ancient pagans wouldn't consider a lightbulb to be divine.

Apart from that, read the Spartan laconic wit and Roman stoicism.

>So paganism is just a type of anti-Christian atheism then?

Modern pagans are deists that want to practice a religion. I don't think any pagan takes their beliefs seriously.

I heard Vaccines cause autism so that might be a way

So how is a replacement for Christianity then? Sup Forums acts like it's one or the other.

There's many forms of Paganism, OP. Greek, Norse, Celtic, hell, ancient Egyptian and Wicca can be considered Paganism.

Gotta be more specific. Some forms of Paganism require blood sacrifice. Even Greek Paganism did.

Which form is the easiest to join?

1. Read Kalevala.
2. Take mounted archery lessons
3. Warm sauna to 125'C, bask in hegemony
4. Hunt wolves with your pet golden eagle
5. Perform khoomei in frozen lake
6. Burn big bonfires
7. Keep your women's satisfied in bed
8. Oispa kaljaa prkl

you cant just read the Edda's and decide to be pagan. the gods watch everyone they know your actions your thoughts your genetics. The gods will come to you and make you into a pagan. I am trying to be a Christian for the last 6 or 7 months. but the gods wont leave me alone easily. I am watching the goddess of love Freyja dance to linken park right now.

But why would you want to convert to the worship of a middle eastern trickster demon?

>I am watching the goddess of love Freyja dance to linken park right now.
>linken park
You sure that's not your scummy bogan crackhead gf?

>Take mounted archery lessons
Fucking Mongols.

THOR Getting His Own Theme Park - In NORWAY
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Norway's Largest Theme Park Will Be the 'Viking Capital of the World'
travelandleisure.com/attractions/amusement-parks/norway-viking-theme-park


Viking Theme Park To Open In Norway
youtu.be/RVW_Jpq--XA

Deny Christ three times and start praying to a tree in your backyard. Congratulations. You are now a pagan.

Why is it in Christian threads there's just angry 'pagans' and when I give pagans a chance to actually explain their beliefs and practices they ignore this thread?

>archery

Mongolian National Archery - Үндэcний cyp хapвaa

youtu.be/R5jLMOzsClQ

11th World University Archery Championships 2016 - Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia

Kim Jongho v Evren Cagiran – Compound Men’s Gold Final | Ulaanbaatar 2016

youtu.be/zjpZT9DapzQ

suck other dude's dicks and start listening to beyonce.

I'm not sure what yanks mean by the term pagan tho, do they mean some wicca style degeneracy with that kike on a stick most lowest tier of religious thoughts or some dude who studies old manuscripts and ones heritage?

Drink semen of the dead man

Question for pagancucks;

You want europe to fall into some rural survivalist society o it can rebuild itself, right?

Ok, what's stopping china, or russia, or any other society from just annexing you?

Reject any kind of Semitic ideologies such as Christianity.

Worship and revere your ancestors

Understand the mythic tales to be archetypes of the European mind.

Always act with honour.

Go into woods, find a satyr and convince it to rape you

I can revere my ancestors, appreciate European mythology and be honourable and still be a Christian. Why do I have to reject Christianity? Why is that central to your belief? And how can you say that you're something other than fedorafags if it is indeed so?

Why do Christians have such creepy fetishes?

Does Wiccan have anything to do with Paganism?

Every time I try to research Paganism, it seems the information gets drowned by Wiccan .

>hate christians
>be atheist but don't call yourself atheist
>act like a degenerate
>listen to norwegian metal
>drink mountain dew out of a goat horn

According to your cult your ancestors are burning in hell. You worship a Semitic criminal who's cult is essentially Judaism with some pagan flourishes. Honour is a European value. It has fuck all to do with Christianity which is Jewish and as anyone with a brain knows Jews have no honour. The Old Testament is a horrific atrocity filled piece of shit that details a group of walking rodents wandering the desert and massacring other tribes. The New Testament is a bunch of contradictory stories of a Jewish rebel who leads a failed insurrection and gets nailed to a stick. There are no values and nothing of worth in those stories. Just Semitic nonsense.

newfag

Wiccan is some bushit that was invented by an American conman on the fifties who combined pretty much every world religion into one and made up a bunch of horseshit to go with it. It's about as historically accurate as pirates of the Caribbean.

Like this.

Propaganda written by a filthy kike and not backed up by any decent historian. Great source you've got there.

Kill your friends and burn your local churches

Black Metal, Satanism, Church Burnings and Murder.

carwreckdebangs.wordpress.com/2015/11/14/norwegian-black-metal-satanism-church-burnings-and-murder-what-hath-venom-wrought/

Burzum - Dominus Sathanas (Master Satan) (Aske E.P)

youtu.be/DpylycxVVKI

it does not. (((they))) don't want you to know your real roots, thats why wiccan was invented so recently and pushed so hard. To drown out the voices of your ancestors.

>cut off your dick
>reject the (one) God of your ancestors
>purchase the poetic veddas from amazon
>read it in public and hiss at mean christians as they walk by
>listen to emo music and wear all black makeup and clothing
>talk about how much you hate your parents and your life
it's pretty easy, user

Burn a church.

This seems to be the moral theme of paganism, also Wicca is new age paganism developed from Celtic occultism.
Most of paganism is broadly left to interpretation because little of it survived, there's no "ethos" or ideal manner of worship/adaptation, its just a translucent coat for degenerate behaviors.

>According to your cult your ancestors are burning in hell.
My ancestors were all Christians for roughly the last 1,600 years. As for those who were pre-Christian pagans, my 'cult' teaches that Christ's substitutionary atonement was sufficient to save them, provided they were still righteous and obedient to God. My 'cult' teaches that the white Europeans are descended from Japheth, the son of Noah, who knew God personally. The descendants of Japheth called God the 'Sky Father,' in their language, Dyeus Phter, and over time this became the names Jupiter, Tyr, Zeus, Dieu etc. Every pagan loyal to Tyr, who sacrificed his right hand to defeat the demonic wolf Fenrir, was saved and brought into the Kingdom of Heaven by Christ during the Harrowing of Hell.

>ancient gayreek ones
No thanks shitskin, I'll stick to the folklore of my Aryan ancestors. Also bay denbts

Simple!
>Read children's' stories written by Christian authors hundred to thousands of years after the end of paganism
>Memorize all of the characters and stories, just like a Harry Potter fan
>Go to the local Feminist Co-op and ask for books on Wicca rituals
>Take 4 random Wiccan rituals (most of which were invented in the 1970's) and substitute the names of characters from your childrens' stories and call them "pagan"
>Grow a beard
>Go to the closes Red Fair and buy a piece of over-priced jewelry and call it your 'holy symbol'
Poof! You're a pagan!

Why not just ditch that made up bullshit and just accept your ancestors and their ways? Why add a Semitic kike criminal into the mix?

But when do they find time to drink dead men's semen?

Thank me later : 1200 years of only passed verbally to younger generations compressed to 8 mins, skill level maxed.

youtu.be/YZhf-AcnIyw

>You worship a Semitic criminal who's cult is essentially Judaism with some pagan flourishes.
21st Century Rabbinic Judaism is completely different from that of the Old Testament:
youtube.com/watch?v=styLx-iWwC8
>Honour is a European value.
And Christianity is a European religion. Do you not know that the Bible is written in Greek?
>It has fuck all to do with Christianity which is Jewish and as anyone with a brain knows Jews have no honour.
21st Century Jews were cursed forever by God for their deicide. 'Jew' just means a descendant of Judah. Judah lived four thousand years ago, so it's statistically almost certain that you are descended from him. You are a Jew, just as much as those who call themselves 'Jews,' who the Bible warns against.
>The Old Testament is a horrific atrocity filled piece of shit that details a group of walking rodents wandering the desert and massacring other tribes.
So 'massacring other tribes' is bad now, is it? Ethnic warfare is bad, is it, you fucking cuck?
>The New Testament is a bunch of contradictory stories of a Jewish rebel who leads a failed insurrection and gets nailed to a stick.
You are omitting the resurrection, /r/atheism, as usual.

He was an Englishman actually.

I've come to realize that Jews exist in the West because Christcucks use them as scapegoats for their own shit. It's absurd to think that such a tiny group could come to power on their own and sure enough, whenever anything bad happens, Christcucks never take the blame but deflect it.. this is how they've managed to stay in power for so long.

So what attitude should we take? I think it should be that of our pagan ancestors, specifically Emperor Julian

jewishvirtuallibrary.org/julian-the-apostate-x00b0
>Julian's attitude toward the Jews was generally defined by the needs of his polemic against the Christians. Just before Julian embarked on his Persian campaign he promised to abolish the anti-Jewish laws and to rebuild the Temple where he would join the Jews in worship ... He arranged for money and building materials to be provided, appointing Alypius of Antioch, but after several attempts to build on the site he was discouraged by a fire which broke out in the ruins there. The Church Fathers embellished the story in various ways adding that the Jews received Julian's proposal enthusiastically, coming in thousands to the Temple Mount with stones in their hands, but when the first stones were laid the Jews were threatened by earthquakes and hurricanes, and finally driven off by a heavenly fire and specter of Christ ... Two important facts may be gathered from these sources: (1) Julian wished to rebuild the Temple to strengthen paganism against Christianity (he saw Judaism and paganism as having sacrificial rites in common); (2) he wished to refute Jesus' prophecy concerning the Temple

>just accept your ancestors and their ways
My ancestors are Christian.

you dont

Take a bath with your toaster

Have non-Abrahamic, but also not Atheist beliefs. there you go you are bagan now.

Wiccan """Ideology" if you could call it that was invented by a Jew so that it would give Paganism a bad name and appeal to degenerates. The ancient Germans would throw fags in bogs so I don't think they would be too welcome among true Paganism.

So basically Jews want to build another temple and Christcucks meddle in their plans, this has carried to the modern era. However there's a huge effort taking place now that might actually just work
timesofisrael.com/the-women-waiting-and-weaving-for-the-third-temple/

>he wished to refute Jesus' prophecy concerning the Temple
>but after several attempts to build on the site he was discouraged by a fire which broke out in the ruins there
Kek, rekt yet again. Why are pagans and Jews such failures? Is it because God's not on your side?

If Islam took over lets say in 2050 and you were born in 2100 would you accept Islam because that's what your ancestors were?

Yes, absolutely. White Muslims would be fucking unstoppable.

>Implying Europe will be white by then

>Aryan

Well if I'm not white in your hypothetical future scenario then what's your fucking point about Islam?

Aryans were genetically closest to modern Mordvins and Russians.

user, that's called psychosis. Gods and spirits are not real.

Vikings vs ISIS - What's the difference

The Viking's urge to kill is probably exaggerated in this and other gory eyewitness accounts. The warriors had no interest of sending more than necessary to death, people were worth most alive, and most victims were therefore not killed, but captured and used or sold as slaves.

Nowadays the Vikings exist no more, but the tactics, the brutality and the bloodshed are recognizable.

As the Vikings did, ISIS train children to fight and kill.

As the Vikings did, ISIS takes slaves and hostages.

The Vikings had no fear of dying in battle, as Valhalla was waiting, where there was party time with Thor and Odin. ISIS fighters have no fear of dying as Paradise and 72 promised virgins are waiting.

Vikings beheaded people. ISIS behead people.

Vikings considered Christians as infidels. ISIS considers Christians (and all other faiths, and faithless) as infidels, and both took/take them prisoners or killed/kill them.

The Vikings looted and destroyed. So do ISIS.

The Vikings developed plans and tactics with the purpose of destroy, extort, loot, kill, rape, take hostages and slaves. So do ISIS.

So, is there any difference between Vikings and ISIS?

Yes, several. 1300 years of development, culture and progress. The year is 2015, and while the Vikings have developed into a progressive Scandinavian race, where science and European culture is the driving force, ISIS is stuck on stupid, in the year 620, citing the Quran, and acting like the then bloodthirsty ignorant barbarians of the North.

speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.1952/vikings-vs-isis-what-s-the-difference.html


youtu.be/znxflqHh_uY

I didn't say you weren't going to be white. I was saying Europe would not be majority white. My point being is that Islam and Christianity do not have "racial pride" They both believe all men are equal as long as they believe in the same god. Paganism does not buy into this. Each pantheon for his own people.

When the temple is rebuilt it will be the beginning of the Antichrist's rule. 2 Thess. 2:4

Many vikings did both, so i guess it makes you half and half.

Wicca is a fake religion made by fake jews.

*Kill communists and dont burn churches*

ftfu

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You are living in a state of माया.

Misusing Misunderstanding Sanskrit Words by Rajiv Malhotra

youtu.be/yPijo4BlOPc

>rebuilding the temple would BTFO Christcucks

That's the whole point shithead

You're missing the main driving factors. Islam just wants to see the world under Islam and the scandis didn't follow the no God but mine idea

Remember learning about Vikings in school? You know the ones. They had the hats with horns, the boats with dragons on the front, and they terrorized all of Europe for hundreds of years. They would descend upon a town, kill all the men, rape the women, and steal anything of value. There was even an acrynom for that: RPP, for rape, pillage, and plunder. That’s what they did. Eight hundred years ago, most Europeans were terrified of them.

Is there any comparably dangerous group in recent days? A group that commits horrible acts of violence, and targets women for sexual assault? Of course there is. I don’t even have to name it. Everyone knows the answer: Muslim extremists.

thefederalist.com/2016/08/09/why-muslim-terrorists-are-todays-vikings/

There are many documented encounters between the Muslim World and the Viking World.
Although recent events has left many Scandinavians with mixed feelings about their relationship with the Islamic world; the relationship between the Nordic world and the Islamic world goes way back further than most would expect. Far enough back that their histories are actually intermingled with one another.

In March of 2015, news regarding the discovery of a ring found on a Viking woman in an ancient burial ground with the inscription ‘For/To Allah’ erupted in mainstream media everywhere.
The ring itself wasn’t a new discovery, it was originally discovered during a late 19th century grave excavation in the town of Birka, on Björkö island, about 19 miles (30 kilometers) from Stockholm.

Birka was a key trading center during the Viking Age.

The ring is part of the Swedish History Museum’s collection, originally cataloged as being made of gilded silver and violet amethyst, bearing the inscription “Allah.”

spangenhelm.com/islamic-muslim-vikings/

youtu.be/znxflqHh_uY

No, I'm not. nice poo video faggot. Aryans established caste system to preserve their purity, still where you stand on caste is correlated with how much European admixture you have.

>My point being is that Islam and Christianity do not have "racial pride" They both believe all men are equal as long as they believe in the same god.
Not really, your understanding of both religions is poor. There is certainly an element of Arab supremacy in Islam: all Muslims must learn Arabic, all Muslims must go to Arabia.
Even more so, in Christianity, and especially Protestant Christianity, there have been many groups claiming that they are the new chosen people according to the doctrine of limited atonement. For example, the Boers in South Africa believe they are God's chosen, as do the Anabaptists. Obviously there's Christian Identity as well, which is similar in a sense.
>Paganism does not buy into this. Each pantheon for his own people.
This is also not actually true. When the Germans adopted the Roman seven day week, they merely translated the various gods across. The Roman god of war, Mars, is Tyr, and so Mardi becomes Tuesday, and Jeudi, from Jupiter, because Thursday. The Romans did this with the Greeks, e.g.Jupiter = Zeus, and the Egyptians, e.g. Hermes = Thoth. Pagans were really quite catholic and ecumenical.

What are you trying to prove here, senpai? It's also historically accepted that the exploits of the Vikings were massively exaggerated. Horned helmets were a meme

>vikings were the only ones raping and pillaging
This is why nobody takes Christians seriously anymore, you are too low IQ

>Vikings traded with Muslims
wow what a new discovery, what a shame. how dare they.

How the fuck kike followers live with themselves fuck you are disgrace for white humans.
Pic related, that's how Sweden's I'st crusade literally ended: bishop Erik was trying to rape Lalli's wife. Lalli dragged this leader of their crusade Middle of frozen lake and crushed his scull while entire crusade army witnessed and turned to home.
Fuck that Semite noise its not who I am.

>WE

Varna (वर्ण) is a Sanskrit word which means type, order, or class. The term refers to social classes in Brahminical books like the Manusmriti. These and other Hindu literature classified the society in principle into four varnas.

Brahmins: priests, scholars and teachers.
Kshatriyas: rulers, warriors and administrators.
Vaishyas: merchants.
Shudras: laborers and service providers.

Genetics behind Hindu Gotra System

sanskritimagazine.com/vedic_science/genetics-behind-hindu-gotra-system/

What we? I never claimed that I'm Aryan.

Mixed poo retards didn't bring Aryan beliefs and languages in India, it was Indo-Aryans. you don't seem to understand that Indians are not the only ones raped aryans

Why are you linking me to shitty poo sites? make an argument moron

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC311057/

eurogenes.blogspot.com/2016/11/caste-is-in-genes.html

6th century Buddha statuette from northern India was found on the island of Helgö, Sweden

lionsroar.com/the-buddha-statue-found-in-an-ancient-viking-hoard/

Oseberg ship was found in a large burial mound in 1904 near Oseberg farm, Vestfold county, Norway. It is believed to be one of the best preserved and most exciting Viking ship finds, even though the burial (dating to 834 AD)

vikingrune.com/2009/08/oseberg-buddha/

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The fact that we have the same braindead idiots in Russia.

Dunno about China, but they probably do too,

You are just agreeing with me now.

6th century Buddha statue in Sweden wow fucking nothing.
Meet wolf cave: guys from 120.000 years ago with tools you cannot get materials in 7000km radius.

susiluola.fi/eng/index_eng.php

Mechanicum is my favorite book from the whole series. Praise be to the Omnissiah!

no. wiccan was the jewish meme they made up in the 60s that combined hedonism with some pagan ritual things. they kept it on the sexual side so that paganism would look to normies to be shit. wiccan is the main reason christcucks still hate on pagans.

>WE

Beginning Of Caste System In India by Rajiv Malhotra
youtu.be/sKE-_br3AdY

The main reason we hate on you is because you hate on us. Your 'religion' is just a reaction against our religion.

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>post irrelevant videos and completely misses all the points

Are you a bot?

Asatru

You know who else hated your religion? nazis

youtu.be/tCMCQlzq7zI

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I do not think like that way at all.
I never in my live could not identify myself in any of desert saga books and specially nowdays when redpilled the whole idea is ridiculous to start giving kikes any precious personal time. Out of sight out of mind.