Developing Poos

You are now the PM of India. How do you develop this shithole?

I'd rather shoot myself and die to save myself from the indic experience.

Level it and make a Jurassic park

First of all i make sure that nobody knows that i poo in a loo lest Indian people fins out and lynch me.

Penalty for failure to poo in loo: death.

National socialism

Make public defecation punishable by death, with forfeiture of the entire family's assets. Profits will be used to fund a massive toilet installation public woks program.

Cleanse the untouchables. All of them.
Then have a cup of tea

This guy's got the right idea.
Poos need nationalism to remind them that they did not always shit in the designated streets, and that they are a proud and old hinduist people.

I would tell all the states to fuck off for 20 years and develop on their own after this time the states that are still a shithole will be genocided

Thats a retarded move just because they are low class it doesn't mean they dont have potential it just means they are born in a shithole with low opportunities

I'd start by trying to clean up the Ganges.

Remove Muslims then remove everyone who poos outside the loo.

Lol so what 90 percent of the population?

Hand it back to the British

Ok

You. I like you.

That growth looks the same as growth practically everywhere in the world since the 50s. If India had stayed with Britain that growth would have ocurred anyway, would probably have ocurred sooner, and would probably have been much greater

Good idea i will be there to rape and plunder soon

Holy shit you are actually serious HAHAHA

eugenics, and death camps for muzzies and southernors.

Daily reminder that the only good things about India are those things that the Brits left behind

india is more developed than 90% of the countries on earth

Alright thats enough larping as a white man for me today, now faggot i heard you are talking shit about southerners the only decent people in India

Topkek, they literally stagnated our country for 200 years and you still want them, are you a rakshas by any chance

>decent people
>not low-caste pseudo-abos

Automated bureaucracy.
Autism bux for everyone.

My fucking nigga.

Tfw Low caste abo southerners like me have a way more developed land than northern street shitters(especially Kerala)and also not everyone in the south is nigger tier, the niggers are mostly in tamil nadu

Sorry for stagnating you with railways and removing native thugees.

alright, we'll gas them instead, then. you can be my advisor.

Yes if only Britain had stayed out, im sure 'India' which never before existed as a nation would have had an equally prosperous 19th and early 20th century as China which was never colonised

The tamils are the intelligent ones retard. Googles CEO is south-indian. M Night Shyamalan is south-Indian

Look at the map there is no reason to do anything with the south now after that take a look at around the top central bit and you will see the problem.Pretty much all of the poo in the loo memes come from this part and most of the Indians live there too

tear it down, rename it kekistan, let it develop itself

Replace all nigger Hindus with based Sikhs

They have the most Dravidian blood but that doesn't mean thats bad at all only dumb fucks from pol who will believe everything northern poojets will tell them will think Dravidians are bad

>You. I like you.

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Create a semi-state body that uses human feces to produce compost. Export it to the rest of the world, this should increase the GNP significantly giving you more to work with. Use this money for construction projects to employ the untouchables. Move people away from overcrowded cities into these projects. Implement a one child policy to ensure sustainable population levels. Allocate less money towards military expenditure and more towards education for the stupid Indians for which there are a lot of but we never hear of in the west since only educated ones really make it out of there

Bring back aryans and reestablish the caste system.

You know Sikhs are a crazy tiny group right ? there are less than 30 million of them

DESTROY THE TOILETS
MY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HELD DOWN FOR TOO LONG

Most retreaded move that would make no sense and would be over complicated , india is mixed as fuck by now

Do the same thing you've always done. Constantly promote blind uber-nationalism and blame everything that is wrong with your country on Mughals and Europeans. Thus, try to become 'the jew of the east'.

Make nukes and stuff to make your people think you're a superpower while in other parts of your country people die from lack of water like nomad africans.

>Most retreaded
Yes, truly retreaded.

>railway
You should be thankful to us for paying 5x for it

>forgetting about the multiple revolutions China went through
>India did not exist before the British
Your Dalit is showing anglo boy

bring in a 1 child policy. India is overcrowded af

Break it into different countries

Ye.

Daily reminder that the worst thing about Britain are those poos they brought back

t. Slanty eyed mongloid insectoid dog eating chink

Repeal independence and once again become a British colony. Mimic British laws, political structures and culture.

toilets on every street

Also m nigth is from Kerala not tm

Chink

>Implying the kind of rakshas matters

Kill 50% of the population. Idk how though, fake civil war, starvation, anything.
Now that the country is cleaned up and not overpopulated anymore we can start to work on making the country better. But because idk how to it i fake my death in a car accident and secretly run away to Bolivia to live peacefully surrounded by mountains, llamas and brown manlets for the rest of my life.

I get it we have superior blood thats why we dont live in slums like you

you're fucking PM, not god emperor

You don't have to be god emperor to start a nuclear war with the pakis

Ae chamar randi ke bacche.

If you really worship cumskins that much, move to the West. We don't want you faggots in this country

>Not wanting to be the guy with the nukes

I nuke it. India is beyond saving.

Enforce the cast system and invite the British back. A strict race based system is the only thing that would work in a multi racial society.

-develop thorium reactors.
-invest in solar
-stop brain drain to American and Europe by offering huge benefits to smart ones.
-make more toilets.
-develop relations with Iran and Russia. (No Europe or America because they wouldn't want a stronger India)
-make a deal with Pakistan and send 170 million muslims to Pakistan.
-create a border wall that protects against smuggling.
-invest in reusable spacecraft.
-try to call back the immigrant poo's in western nations.

first thing you gotta doo (hehe) is get rid of 50% of the popuilation

>you're fucking PM
thats enough to start a civil war