You wake up one morning and you've transformed into a black man. Everything else is the same

You wake up one morning and you've transformed into a black man. Everything else is the same.

What's the first thing you do?

kill myself

Finish college. I might actually be able to afford it now.

if amerinigger, take advantage of all those retarded SJW cunts

if jewro nigger, rape, kill and loot since no one cares anyway

...

My mum would have a fucking heart attack as soon as I went downstairs.

sign up for dem programs

Well I guess I could take a shit, or if my cell has one I could look out the window.
I might just sit there and think about how I got into prison in the first place.
Maybe I will shit in a cup and throw it at a guard?
We'll see I guess.

Find a way to stop stinking and smell more white.

Wait a few days locked in my room to see if I change back.
If I do then I can safely say I know what its like to be an animal.
If not then I hang myself.

>What's the first thing you do?

fuck white women everyday

My girlfriend would shoot me, so bleed out and die I suppose.

move to sweden

Enroll in an Ivy League school.

Rape someone.

>fpbp
I was going to post that

smoke some crack

My girlfriend will finally let me be the bull

Kill other black people at a pandemic rate so nobody will suspect that I'm actually an undercover white man.

Kill myself.

Is that still a thing? So i could say a black millionaires son has more chance to enroll with the same score as some poor white trailerboy from ohio? Thats sick

fuck a white bitch

Become black or identify as black?

AYO WHERE DA WHITE WIMMENZ AT?

Not beeing interested in you

question: am I able to control my nigger instincts and behave like a normal civilised human being?

I almost kill myself and then heal myself, over and over again for those Zenkai boosts.
Also i avoid looking at the full moon.

Considering poor white trailertrash people are dirt stupid and ignorant and would never be accepted into an Ivy League school, yes, yes it is.

Set up a company to collect the minority owned government contract sector.

first post best post

Ur mom

Fpbp

Inject the rest of my melanotan II and visit a tanning bed so I become 100% black. In for a penny, in for a pound as they say.

Then become a far-right wing politician. .

no joke Kill myself

I don't have clue for I lost 40 IQ points.

First of all.
>Make it through not being stabbed when I wake up in my bed as I'm currently at my parent's for the week.
>Second of all talk to my parents and prove that I am who I am and not some intruder.
>Manage to convince everyone.
Long-term:
>Try to stay with gf. (She doesn't like black men)
>Take an IQ test.
>Continue going to university.
>Become 'that far-right black guy' instead of 'that far-right Eastern European'.
>I'm majoring in Political Science so I can spill red pills all over the place and denounce commies and I'm untouchable.
>Be a good member of the community and join the 'based blackman' libertarian/Alt-Right crew on Youtube like ThatGuyT etc.

Crime. What else is there?

desu my boyfriend whos also Sup Forums would kill me

scratch my anus and sniff my finger

*smack lips* where the white womyn at???

Come on, you know the answer user.

When a commie makes a good point

>fly to swedistan
>finally get to fug blonde Aryans
>after doing that for a while do something so terrible that Sven finally wises up and starts kicking out refugees

I would probably feel the urge to steal something so I would go rob some local store.

Subversive homo's get out

fuck some fresh slav pussy

I am already black so no problem.

Where da white wimmen at

Apply for welfare and quit my job. NEET Life of Jamal and Ray-Ray.

niggers...

>Everything else is the same.

Until everyone I know don't recognize me, but if I play it smart I can convince a few people that I'm still me and the get on my side once the police suspects that I murdered the real me and took his identity for some reason. Then with enough evidence that I fully know my own story and with my relatives supporting me, my case which already appeared in the local media blow out of proportion and the Vatican confirms that a miracle happened. I became in a few weeks considered either as some impostor or an ambassador between God and men, turned black to speak for both sides and finally end racism.

Then I act as stereotypically black as possible while dropping some big red pills to make everyone mad.

Probably go to the doctor.

This. Then you just respawn something better.

>Everything else is the same

You are still korotkostvol

But I'm already black. So will I become white instead? Okay so the first thing I'll do is sneak into my sisters room and fuck her. We do it quietly so the trailer doesn't rock. Afterwards mom calls us over for a nice mayo sandwich and apple juice. Dad says "what stinks" to which my sister jokingly replies the "the dog, dad!" My sister glances over to me and winks then kicks me underneath the only wooden table in the trailer. My damn sister didn't change her panties and still has my cum in her draws!

Sweden~ here I cum~

As long as I still have a white brain I should have no problems.

>who is ernst rohm
I hate open fags and no one is able to tell im gay.

Black on black violence.

Underrated

I would become an active member of my community, engaging in tutorship of underachieving african american youth so they can empower themselves and AYO AYO HOL UP SHIIIEEEEEE NAMSAYIN'

go back to my homeland in africa

You are really missing out on mayonaisse.

Also why do you come to Sup Forums just to be butthurt?

Hang myself.

contemplate my newfound BBC

Get shot

Blame all my problems on white and asian people. Live an easy life, devoid of self-responsibility.

Fuck a few white whores then leave them with 3 kids, who gives a fuck, when you dignity is at almost nil, anything goes and you don't have to feel bad about it.

Go back to my homeland, Africa.

fpbp

dump my niggerloving girlfriend

Kill myself. Much better than getting beaten to death on street.

You will find that you have stopped thinking entirely and its now your BBC that contemplates what to do with its body.

AYO HOL' UP U SEYIN THAT I WUZ KANGZ NOW? SHEEEEIT, WHERE THA WHYT WIMMINZ AT ???

Rob a bank.

go apply for a job at Google

Lol, I like that version lmao

buy a plane ticket to sweden and enjoy some fine pussy by virtue of my appearance

If you didn't notice this is the only board working on this site at the moment.

kek

Im glad Moot has his priorities straight.

1488.

Masturbate like every other morning and then desperately try to convince everyone I know that I am still a nerdy white boi on the inside

Kill a bunch of fellow blacks.
Instantly become white again in the media's eyes.

>black killing black
>being reported on by the media

you'd just get locked up and nobody would care.

Go out in public and go "nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger"

>hit on hot women
>use race card when denied
just can't lose!

SHIET, ASK YO SISTA IF SHE WANT SUM OF THIS GLORIOUS BBC

open up Sup Forums and post 30 different "U MAD WHITEBOI" interracial porn threads with a rolodex of proxies until banned on all of them while masturbating my tiny brown microcock

play the shit out of the drums.

Join the NBA and become a millionaire and use that money to promote blacks going back to Africa.

Go around calling other blacks niggers, they would have a clue.

I'd go full Eric Cartman. I'd hit white girls, take pics and post them on Sup Forums

this

- free college
- affirmative action hiring
- minority federal contracts
- open a car dealership and get minority-owned floor plan financing

So basically, you're all cowards compared to the portion of black people that are aware of their situation and still wake up, go to work, and live their lives?
>i don't wanan live unless its on easy mode
might as well kill yourself now, don't pass that gene

I'm black and we ironically do this to each other on the street or driving by.

It's hilarious.

>Fucking niggers!
>Git off my sidewalk, boy!
>Go back to Africa!
>Hwhite poweeer!!

Aww, Hans can't live without his white privilege and would rather die then live without it....

Go on with my life as if nothing happened

fuck white bitches. enjoy my affirmative action

sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiitttttttttt

Get my dick sucked by other black men "on the down lo" because for some reason its not gay, its part of black male culture.

No really, google it.