>Foreign nationals (illegal immigrants) directly affected by the Grenfell Tower fire are to be allowed to stay in the UK for 12 months regardless of their immigration Shadow home secretary Diane Abbott said the government should give permanent residency to the residents. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40512382
>Man guilty of killing two girlfriends, Robert Trigg had claimed Caroline Devlin in 2006 and Susan Nicholson in 2011 had both died in their sleep. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40511194
All the diseased corpulent masses aught to be subjected to famine the likes of which has not been seen since the Glorious Irish Solution. The fat man must pay for his monstrous sins.
Angel Ramirez
>tfw your posh academic waifu turns out to be tabloid fodder
Do your duty today as a god-fearing white Englishman: arm yourselves with your butter knives and teach the obese vermin that they will no longer be tolerated in this country.
>buy these amazing stir fry things from Aldi - two compartments, one with raw chicken, one with the veg, sachet of sauce >there's a new one out - a Thai one >buy it to try it, hoping it doesn't taste a lot like lemongrass because I fucking hate lemongrass >cook it up >it tastes like lemongrass >had to bin it
You know what that means now, lads, don't you?
I may have to "buy something in". Pic related.
Alexander Young
The shills from the FIDF are hard at work, I see.
>One Freddo has been delivered to your letterbox
Ryan Nelson
>falling for spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine)
Noah Green
>In May 2016, Lipscomb was one of 300 prominent historians, including Simon Schama and Niall Ferguson, who were signatories to a letter to The Guardian warning voters that if they chose to leave the European Union on 23 June they would be condemning Britain to irrelevance
Fuck her. Starkey's our historian.
Jacob Nelson
>god-fearing Alri Grandpa
Benjamin James
Do a classy take away like something off deliveroo, have some self respect man.
No, you don't. You don't need to eat dinner every day. That's what Yanks do.
Evan Stewart
>when security follows you around the shop
Joseph Bailey
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Chase Hall
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Levi Howard
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Evan Phillips
Stop dressing like a tramp.
Jack Price
Are you black?
Jace Wilson
Can you stop spamming please wanker?
Sebastian Flores
NO
>NOW WHAT CUNT?
Jaxon Martinez
Apparantly nobody here cares
Easton Carter
>be Britbong >wake up to your telly talking about how you accepted more shitskins >narrowly escape fire that destroys your entire apartment block >go to vote >dodge daily religion of peace truck >vote for 1984 or Gulag >neither wins >government ends up collapsing >get drafted into the Navy work on a fucking carrier ramp >larp around the seas as the British Empire even though you're helping migrants on boats >get hit by a cyberattack >carrier shuts down >stuck for a week in the ocean as you shit on the designated ramp >collide into a ship >die
Eli King
but i don't want to buy new shoes.
no. I am a mid 20's white man who looks in toy stores for pokemon cards
Joseph Price
All Anglo-Saxon-Brythonic peoples are bongs me lad. Even the heathen Irish, loath as they are to admit it.
this happened to me once in a toys r us. they tried so hard to conceal it but it was so obvious i got fed up with it so i just picked up random stuff off the shelves all around the shop, put it all in my basket, then left the basket on the floor in the middle of the shop and walked out
Andrew Rivera
tldr mate if you're going to try those they need to be succinct
>be american >get shot
more like that next time
Levi Scott
Notice that he doesn't mention religion or nationality. Perhaps everyone isn't as equal as he's trying to have you believe.
Grayson Hill
RIP :(
Grayson Stewart
>no. I am a mid 20's white man who looks in toy stores for pokemon cards There you go then, they think you're a pedo or just plain fucking weird.
>when you're off school for hospital, go into toys r us to play on xbox 360 whilst mum farts about in cloths shops, security comes up to see the school badge, and probably has no idea where it is because i come an hour away
Isaac Bell
>In response to the UK taking 'back control of its waters' by exiting the convention of London (1983), Flemish minister-president jokingly tweets document in which King Charles II of England (1666) grants Bruges fishermen access to British waters 'for eternity' deredactie.be/cm/vrtnieuws.english/News/1.3018117
WHAT THE FUCK? NOOO
IT'S NOT FAIR NO NO NO
Isaac Williams
>what is great repeal acts which removed the majority of these daft ancient laws
fuck off mate you get good money for pokemon cards
Dominic Campbell
>now you know
Christopher Turner
My sister is watching Love Island and alot of the whores on it list mixed race as their prefs and the currently best boy on the show as voted by the crusty roasties that watch this schlock is literally a man as black as the night sky. Just thought you'd all like to know.
>There were sighs of relief across the UK this afternoon as it was revealed that Brexit has saved the country from being part of a lucrative EU free-trade deal with Japan.
>The trade deal, which could see tariff-free trading with Japan, the world’s third-largest economy, would be exactly the sort of boost to the economy that the UK has no real interest in.
>“Phew, that was close,” said Brexit supporter and unemployed village idiot Simon Williams.
>“Imagine if project fear had worked last year and we’d voted to remain in the EU, then we’d end up caught up in this horribly profitable free-trade deal with Japan.
