>all the boy pussy threads finally get to me
>feel compelled to vist a tranny prostitute
>find one that isn't full tranny but more trap-like
>white, 5'4, flat tits, cute face etc
>immediately notice how much bigger dick is than mine
>she calls my dick "cute" and says it's "just right"
>when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay
>with a dick in my mouth twice the size of mine, suddenly these accusations seem legitimate
>she stops and ask if I want to change positions
>I just lay there with a dick in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corners of my eyes
>break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay
>she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better
>come home having sucked a dick without even getting off
>I've never felt like such a beta faggot in my entire life
All the boy pussy threads finally get to me
Are you proud of yourself? Did this really need a thread?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*Inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No don't worry about it bud, you're clearly alpha as all fuck and the naysayers are just trolling
>she
faggot
Are you the prostitute
Lmao
Thanks for the laugh.
STFU FAGGOT
you are both gay and a faggot
>she
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nice copypasta
>she
>her
Yadda yadda
>sucked a dick
>still questioning if he's gay
>sucking cock
Yup you're a faget. You could've just smashed the BP but you put a dick in your mouth instead you massive homo.
Stale pasta
fucking other men is alpha as long as youre on top.
dont suck dick though.
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This is England
that's hot
iirc the last time this happened the OP got HIV
How the fuck did you just start 69ing a tranny? why not at least ask for head or anal only?
I mean if your going to be a degenerate, at least don't be a faggot.
Reminds me of the one where the guy gets reamed out by a black tranny on his birthday and basically gets raped, tranny keeps telling him his paid time isn't up yet
>Not seeing this greentext before
r_donald fags get out.
>she
KYS
old pasta
Old pasta
>she
>1PBTI
As long as he didn't bust in your mouth, it's not gay
I would get an std asap, faggot. Trannies have a considerably higher rate of stds as well as drug abuse. And remember, HIV can take months to show up.
>What the average brit calls a thursday afternoon.
Google When in Thailand...
fucking faggot
Sounds like the balls didn't even touch, OP is in the clear
fuck off richard
>she
This is fucking hilarious, I don't care if it's fake. (It's not.)
Yeah you should probably kill yourself mate
nice greentext pasta you fagoooooollaa
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
There's no easy way of saying this, but... yeah, you're a fag. You've brought shame upon your entire lineage.
Whether they be native Britons or Pakistani Muslims, your ancestors are looking down upon you with disgust. Sort yourself out, or persist as a degenerate homosexual in the doomed world you have created for yourself.
kek
>having to suck a dick to realize its gay
not the brightes tool in the lamp, are you?
i hope this is bait for you user, but eitherway sage
It's not the things you do that make you gay. It's the things you are and what you are is called a faggot
Peak Sup Forums
Please be bait.
I didn't know such pathetic fags existed, I'd rather stay bluepilled on this one, nobody's that pathetic:
Sex with prison bitch, calls him a her, attracted to Traps/prison bitches.
Pathetic.
Gr8 b8 tho
That was hot until the crying part
>with a dick in my mouth twice the size of mine, suddenly these accusations seem legitimate
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
Were the balls touching?
>trolls
Gr8 b8 thread though
dont fall for the memes
traps are indeed not gay
her having a dick twice your size on the other hand is pretty embarassing
My experience with a transexual escort was great desu. I've only been with one and had no regrets.
I really want to visit thailand for a month.
Waiter, this pasta is stale
This, but the exception is swallowing.
I've had thousands of cocks in my mouth
Deep down my throat actually, I've even puked on a few dicks in my day training myself to go deeper. All the girls usually laugh it off though and I just clean them off with a towel and continue sucking.
But I've never swallowed.
Just remember, you can take as many nut busts in your mouth as you desire, but as long as you don't swallow you aren't one of those faggots.
cute story
why is it always brits that fuck traps
t.Cernovich
>traps are indeed not gay
Wrong. Traps are men, and men having sex with other men is, by definition, gay.
> experience with a transexual
>posts a women
I almost reported and saged this but HOLY FUCK dude
HOLY FUCK
You need to go lower than R9K
You need to like Just fuck idk
WHY WOULD YOU SUCK DICK INSTEAD OF QUESTIONING YOUR ESTROGEN LEVELS?!?!!?!
ALL THESE FUCKING NEWFAGS REPLYING TO STALE COPYPASTA
Beta fag or not, you're one funny guy, OP. Thanks for the kek, it was a good one.
Yeah......If you want to be gay it's fine, but I don't think that you are; I think you just want a meaningful relationship but went a fetish route.
Go to a cafe, a grocery store or a library and make conversation with a girl, even if you don't find her attractive. You need to start taking steps toward socializing if you want to find someone you like.
>sucks dick
>still questions if you're gay or not
Welcome to the darkside u fagget
>with a dick in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corners of my eyes
Kek
I fucking can't stop laughing
This is what guys who fuck traps actually think
Oh look, another 1 post by this ID copypasta OP.
Oh look, Sup Forums took the bait again.
I guess Sup Forums's Achilles heel is distraction threads.
Way to fight the power, guys.
And people give me shit for being horny whenever I see a "warrior negress" with voluptuous attributes. Actual women without dicks....
>have first gf
>oh you make me so wet
>hands down pants like a halloween guess the spaghetti monster game
>finger goes in about two centimetres
>exactly like watermelon, feel like jamal or the serpent or the first cuck adam
>stinks for three days
>are you hard yet?
>never looked back
Does it make me gay if I'm female and let a trap fuck me? I mean, technically he was a guy, that's all that counts, right?
>hurrr..it's not another CNN thread
go cry elsewhere faggot
Were reaching olympic gold medal levels of mental gymnastics
>she
He's not, traps are gay, OP is a colossal faggot.
/thread
There are so many newfags in this thread
Clearly Alpha af OP
You are an example to all of us
stale meme bro
go back to Sup Forums
this is copy pasta
>all these newfags falling for this
Disgusting. So this is what you whites do in your spare time? Subhuman crackers. This is why white women often have a black guy fetish.
>all these newfags responding to this stale copy-pasta
>1 Post by this ID
I've seen this pasta before its been some time though