Notice: I am not a Redditer, never been there. Much less have a profile there.
Purpose: I in my offical capacity serve as a liason from Kekistan to Sup Forums. Information retrieved here will be given to a choice select whom work in seclusion to take on CNN.
Any such information brought forth by said select agents can be received by me personally under the premise you are not a shill/larp/etc.
Notice: Kekistan much like these boards are diverse in that of function. I do not have access to every Kekistan agent/citizen/superior information.
I am here to serve in my function, and to work with you. Let us begin.
Hello sir, pleasure to meet you. Could you call your girl by the way? She sounds delightful but looks anything but. I'm flattered but I'm not interested.
Jack Gomez
Take off your costume flag, leaf.
Evan Wright
Gladly. You got a point to make?
Ryan Bell
Dear diary, today OP was a MONSTROUS faggot
Luke Bailey
Fuck off to The_Cuck.
Zachary King
Log 1 Addendum; an user was acting like he was shit, but he wasn't shit. How I looked at him with pity. He was never the same after the accident, such potential.
Hopefully my time here is rather limited in the hopes I don't meet people triggered by a flag and learn something useful instead of the ass-hurt that barrages my office.
Kayden Baker
Sup Forums doesn't want to hear your faggot nigger bullshit so gtfo of our board you dago kike
Christopher Jenkins
>inb4 "divide and conquer shills are shitting up my thread!"
Easton Martinez
I had no idea you retards could be even more cringeworthy
Ayden Moore
>Dago (Spanish/Italian) >Kike
And on what basis do you make this argument good sir? If you have a proper discipline in appropriate banter? After all I was just recently called a leaf. That is until-- >132679452
Jack Williams
What does your dumbass not even know that there were dago kikes?
Logan Ward
Eat shit fag. Go shit up some other board
Lucas Russell
Oh not at all. I merely find all of this in good humor. The delightful imagination to see you all cringe. Either I get CNN information I can other-wise search for in other threads. Or I get this magnificent treat-to-go service.
But never mind that.
I am well versed in the histories of the Spanish Inquisition. The possibility of Spanish Royalty under Jewish influence or Jewish themselves. As someone who made the sorry sad mistake of going to college in the hopes of finding a job that was liable to be open, I am left with somewhat crippling debt and rapier witted mind.
Hm. Quite.
Joshua Collins
Fucking faggot attention whore!
Lincoln Brooks
God, you kids are fucking gay
Camden Cook
Edit: Today OP was the final boss of flaming homos. A dick in every orifice, literally gargling semen, begging for more!
Xavier Martinez
A whore receives what is intended. If you intended that as an insult sir, you hardly do yourself service.
Quite. It surprises me how unified people are against the Kek's despite the intended hostility towards the same people. Alas I work with what I got. P.S Seig Heil.
Christopher Allen
goddamn just how young are you?
Christian Miller
weaboo teafaggot too huh? or maybe your a slant/chink/gook either way fucking leave
Liam Edwards
Log 2 Addendum: I've recently discovered a surplus deposit of salt within this board of Sup Forums. With further geological survey's one might even find further prospects within the artisan goods within the market. Must delve further.
I work within the function of anonminity for which would defeat such purposes it was placed to begin with. If you must know--early 20's.
Perhaps if you've bothered to read the board sir. I'm American. Except the authenticity of White European Culture and standards, I do not concern myself with Race.
Zachary Ortiz
>user reaching faggotry levels never thought possible.
Who the fuck talks like this? Are you actually retarded?
Owen Allen
Praise KeK!!!!
Isaiah Scott
If you are referring to what you perceive as sophistry, as "retarded." I'm not under any obligation to indulge your perceptions by affirming or condemning it. Simply put; "Think what you want." Either way I'm here until CNN collapses and our Alliance is finished.
Simply put, simply said.
Many blessings to you within his name and upon all you cherish brother.
Brandon Williams
OPie I have no idea what it is you're actually wanting to do here, but you look like a huge LARPing faggot who wants to pretend you're a cool agent doing some cool internet work, but you're just chatting on a uzbekistani rock-paper-scissors strategy&theory forum
Austin Lee
Oh boy...
>Literally stapled this on OP but here it is; >Purpose: I in my offical capacity serve as a liason from Kekistan to Sup Forums. Information retrieved here will be given to a choice select whom work in seclusion to take on CNN.
I am not here to act as though I am a "cool agent." I am here to act as liason for information for my connections. Seeing how this thread is more delightful with all the salt, I'm at this point looking for other threads for information rather than waiting for it to come here to me. It's called taking initiative; something you clearly lack as you failed to take any without reading OP.
Aiden Flores
see thats what i'm talking about, wtf are u a liason to? there is no Sup Forums entity, no one here is expecting you, dumb faggot; no one is expecting faggot ass "kekistan ambassadors" either. you don't even know what your stupid fucking title is even supposed to be. I can't believe i actually got sucked into arguing your own LARP with you.
you're just some stupid teenager who thinks ur fighting cnn or something lol. when this thread 404's no one will ever remember your name and your entire life as far as we are concerned no longer exists.
stop larping and quit namefagging and be a normal person and not a weirdo
Jaxon Fisher
Shadilay! Memes for the win!
Lincoln Gonzalez
Can we just start gassing these fucks?
Nathaniel Miller
>I am not a Redditer!!!!!! proceeds to reddit space
Jayden Hughes
Sup Forums is a Consensus. Every thread a topic, a discussion upon which things are determined through information on personal experience. The same can be said of an insect hive-mind in how it is observed. Take for instand the HWNDU and how Sup Forums disassembled the entire thing through sheer willpower and connections. The same can be said for people who bother to attempt this.
I'll leave you to judge what I am. I am what I am, your words will not change it. Whether people remember me or not is irrelevant. Time goes on, uncompassionate of the people who traverse upon it's currents.
When you remove Sup Forums we can discuss my "normality."
You can gas all the redditers you want. I'll luckily not be in that targeted control group.
Ah yes...quite. I suppose if I voted Trump I'm a hick on the basis of popular opinion. I suppose if I like fried chicken I must be a nigger on the basis I find it delicious. I must be a Redditer to have similar opinions despite the fact most people on Reddit are 50/50 regarding Trump.
Lord god above can people do their research or have an original thought within their processes?
Dylan Bennett
REMOVE KEK remove kek you are worst kekistani you are kekistani idiot you are kekistani smell. return to reddit. to our canadian cousins you may come our contry... hahahahaha idiot kekistani
Justin Hernandez
Since I really have no idea what you're LARPing on about, I'll point out that your post is poorly written and contains grammatical and syntactical errors.
Michael Reyes
Refer to -- for a laugh.
I do indeed see that and I apologize. The next one will be more professional as I'm in the middle of a few transitions.
Sebastian Cruz
This SHILLFEST is really disturbing. They have a ton more resources. They clearly have some kind of alphabet agencies doing something.
THIS IS WAR AGAINST THE SUPPRESSION OF INFORMATION AND SPEECH.
Xavier Russell
This sort of thing has been directed at the Keks for quite some time. Whether or not that's ((((their)))) influence or not is up for debate. Right now my concern is any information regarding CNN and distributing it. Need anything?
Josiah Jenkins
Why the name change Baron?
Ian Nelson
You need to kys. We know that you are trying to do, and you will be circumvented.
Tyler Smith
There's several other CNN threads already fag
Justin Sanders
1. Baron?
2. I'm not stopping your free speech let alone stopping you from insulting me. The idea you think I'm a shill is...quaint. And all together tediocal and irrelevant.
3. I am fully aware and as stated previously through the thread. I am taking the initiative to gather information here and relay it to my connections. At this point and I'll say it again. This thread as it stand currently is more of a humorous joke as much as it is an official forum.
Ryan Gomez
BTFO
Isaiah Gutierrez
Y-yeah, hi.. a-user? I got sum info.. CNN stinks ._. A-and also they're buttheads too ! :c
Samuel Taylor
And? I'm not sure how much you know how Ambassadors work but there is never really "One" ambassador when dealing with a diverse world such as this. You think America has "One" ambassador? Just the one?
Also nice "Fandom." you have going on there. You do know that guy is a Brony. Would you prefer to speak to him over me?
...No.
Levi Myers
That was good intel... ._. You're just a CNN puppet! Sabatour !!!!
John Ward
Want to help? Harass these targets. Next please.
Wyatt Davis
O-oh. Ok. Like with fart noises? Isn't that illegal? :C. ...you do sound like you know what you're talking about I guess.
William Sanders
i don't quite follow this meme 100% ...i leave Sup Forums for a month or so and it out memes me to shit
>pic related
Jackson Lee
You're not saying anything. I've already watched Tucker or I wouldn't even be in this thread.
You can't even spell Redditor correctly. The OP disinegrates your credibility. Say something or GTFO
Dominic Wood
Gib Sup Forums our meme back! REEEEEEEEEE
Ayden Long
also sick yellow flag man
Gavin Martin
...
Isaiah Lee
Pretty snazzy btw.
And you're expecting...formality? Here on Sup Forums, with the expectance of this narrative to a made up group of shitposters? I don't care much for "Redditors." (Not even a word my dictionary recognizes so I never bothered to read up the plural.)
I'm an Ambassador, I and my job is to refer dealing of information to and from my connections. I'm not here to please you let alone hold your hand. So if you have something of substance to notify me with, or request something. Gladly. Otherwise, continue on. I imagine I'll get a good chuckle out of it, over the mountainous pile of asshurt.
Sebastian Wood
H-hey user I'm harassing just like you told me but ol don lem-Lem won't pick up :c Now what.? Hold my hand :c
Joseph Ross
This has to be a team of idiots. Noone saves ALL of the tea-sipping memes
Michael Foster
Yeah, you're from fucking Facebook.
Hudson Russell
>He assumes it's tea. Could be straight up vodka for all you know. I'm having a party while I work.
I won't deny I have a Facebook account. But rarely use it unless it's time for a raid or information coordination when within that realm. Do I subscribe to the culture there? Hell no.
Ayden Miller
take off the flag
Robert Morgan
MODS
Mason Brown
Ya see these cutral marxist are killing america!
long live pinochet, i am pure aryan!
Aiden Cooper
Pretty sure any "alliance" with reddit will do more harm than good. Thus far we have an uneasy live and let live relationship. Any direct interaction might lead to an invasion as they flock to Sup Forums under the delusion that we want anything to do with them.
Wyatt Murphy
Refer to -- What I'd give for a Helicopter Tour with the based Dictator himself.
Were asking for an Alliance. Not unity. We expect to go back to clawing our faces off like children as soon as this CNN debacle goes away. This is a matter of convenience not conquest. And I only speak for the Keks within my connections. Not the whole base itself, albeit they're as divided as Sup Forums itself.
Samuel Hernandez
I could punch Sargon of Cuckad in the throat for this shit
Aiden Lopez
You act like the Founder speaks on behalf of the Board. Doesn't work like that. I've certainly disagreed with him on things.
Dominic Gray
>starting an embassy to Sup Forums for a cult that originated from Sup Forums
Logan Green
Speaking of which, is there any battle plan? I've heard "were going to fight CNN" from several people but nobody seems to have any idea how they would go about it. Only idea I can think of off the top of my head is we can always fall back on the classic DDoS the site. With which the large numbers of reddit would be helpful, but other than that what do we need reddit's help to do?
We have managed to get shit done on our own thus far, all the while Reddit doesn't seem to do much beyond reposting our memes. So, the question is, what do we need reddit for exactly?
Jason Sanders
Kys
Eli Long
Ridiculous I know. They assume I'm from Reddit; Facebook and or at one point Spain. Apparently I need 5 ways to Sunday to explain why our interests align for once and that it clearly shows if were so cancerous what does it say about them.
I can't speak for Reddit. As I said I don't have a single connection to the place, never had reason to. What I can tell you is that we have had talk of going after the Employee's of CNN's financiers. Especially the issue with the AT&T merger, commit psychological warfare and not only do they lose monetary backing but also an example. A Horse Head in the bed sheets as it were.
As for what you need Reddit for--honestly? They're a good reinforcement but unlike Sup Forums from what I've seen they don't have much in the way of willpower. Mostly useful for drones and foot soldiers. They serve mostly in symbolic purposes. Little else.
Hm...quite.
Gavin Cook
>mutual diplomatic recognition between glorious Kekistan and the Serene Duchy of Sup Forums
BASED
John Diaz
Thank you. It's a rather thankless job but a needed one.
Evan Lopez
If it helps, you've had a better reception than the "official reddit embassy" a couple days ago. That thread got flooded out by spam. Posters here are engaging with you still, probably because you're better spoken. You've clearly got people interested - Sup Forums tends to respect posters who rise above the trolls like that.
Will be watching your threads with interest!
Brayden Perry
>33 >Drops based information.
Holy shiite lads this dude is legit.
Robert Smith
So, let me get this straight, you have no battle plan, and you've never been to reddit so you don't know shit about the community, but you want to go there and enlist them for... something and you're going to do that... somehow, and we should just go along with that?
I mean do you even know how the community works? Which subforms to get in touch with? r/politics will instantly ban you if you even suggest that Trump might not be so bad.
You want to be the ambassador then admit you are the least qualified person on Sup Forums to do it. Then you say that you have no idea how you're going to go about it, and now you're suggesting we wait a few months while you figure out what the hell you're doing so that you can enlist a bunch of people nobody gives a shit about.
Sounds like a plan, I couldn't begin to imagine how this would go wrong...
James Jones
Fuck off shill.
Sebastian Butler
>This thread
When we're done with CNN, I'll dedicate 95% of my autism to doxxing these faggots on the_donald, and send it to SJW radicals.
Jackson Baker
Shadilay!
Aiden Sanders
Kekistan is cringe (like most of the right)
Get a job you teenage losers.
- Rich Leftist
Ayden Scott
Delightful to hear it, though I must inform you a majority of my influence is information I find in passing either here or from varying vectors outside of Sup Forums. I suppose anyone here could say that as well. But here in the Sehlaris cell we do a good job of thorough investigation. Constructive criticisms are taken into consideration and we'll do what we can to relay information from Facebook/Twitter/YouTube/Kekistan Forums.
If my job was to collaborate with Reddit, I would be there. Not here going through threads to obtain detailed information, progress reports. Political surveying and collaborating the other side with anyone who might be interested in the information here.
I know how the community works because we have that information from the people who do. This is something called being informed about your neighbors even though you have never stepped foot in there.
I have a hand in SOME of the planning and while I have a tactical mind, I have no skill in the execution of it. I know the extent of my skill and my job here is little more than information providing and gathering. What I do know is people and how they intend to act and how most they could benefit.
The plan is set and in motion but it's not up to me whether if it succeeds or not.
Hm. Quite.
Refer to the OP, I am not from Reddit.
Carson Brown
kys
Gabriel King
And let me guess. You're white?
I don't fucking care. You're bringing all this cringey shit from there.
Kevin Walker
Cuck yourself
Similar opinions does not mean similar affections. You'd know that if you weren't so insufferable to the people who conveniently holds your aims and goals.
Easton Lopez
The enemy of my enemy is not my fucking friend.
Choke on a dick, you god damn cock goblin.
Chase Morris
I believe Sup Forums serves the purpose of dealing information to and from various connections quite well without you. I don't need your help and I don't have any requests because I still have no fucking idea what you are going on about.
Jace Barnes
Well, you've thus far failed to convince anyone that you're qualified, but we're supposed to take it on faith that you're the right man for the job?
Furthermore, you've failed to convince me that such a job is even necessary. Many on The_Donald also lurk in Sup Forums and vice versa, so as far as I'm concerned you're unqualified for a job that doesn't need to exist.
Carter Sanchez
Who is "our"?
Levi Flores
Did you just...fuck yourself?
Quite true. Fortunately that is not for you to decide for the entirety of Sup Forums. Until the goal is achieved or if the situation changes to an unfavorable circumstance, we will be enemies. Until then. Collaboration for a few weeks compared to you having any chance to voice such disgust should be the utmost of your concern.
Then it's a good thing I'm not here solely to impress you. Proficiency is my aim, not groveling.
Kekistan and Sup Forums. Or rather the Sehlaris Cell of Intelligence within Kekistan.
Gavin Bell
You haven't provided any information shill
Logan Hernandez
Please, just kill yourself.
Levi Phillips
Sup Forums and Kekistan are not mutually exclusive terms faggot.
And if proficiency is your aim, what is your intended outcome? Why are you here?
Xavier Lee
I'm gonna burn a kekistan flag soon, you faggots make me cringe so fucking hard, i'm borderline catching aids
Easton Moore
You do know that Kekistan is an imaginary geographic location, right?
Carson Sanchez
Nobody wants you here, you dumb fucking cunt.
We don't like you. We don't need you.
You're some sad roleplaying cunt. And if you continue with this, be sure, I will find you.
Camden Clark
You kekistani turbo autists seriously need to realise you are all cancer incarnate.
I can't believe such a cringey stupid sandnigger name like le Kekistan has interested so many spergs to humiliate themselves with it both online and real life.
Adam Jones
I've already discussed the focus of the issue. We are planning to go after the financiers of CNN. Mainly AT&T. That includes, finding, doxing, heckling varying employees within such scope. I intend to be here a few days until we receive information on such things. Until then I recently posted a list of targets regarding the issue. If you are looking to be useful, utilize it.
Righto, I'll get right on that. Stay original.
Eh go ahead. You sound like a liberal already. >Burning Flags! Look at me, so empowered.
Riiiiiight. I'll just make a batch of coffee then. Two sugars? Just so I don't mix it up.
Jeremiah Sullivan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you nazifags are getting exactly what you deserve. I hope Sup Forums gets flooded with more LARPers like this dude.
Robert Long
Sieg Heil bumble fuck; No one asked you and I think I can speak for everyone when I say this.