Jeb! Timeline

we're 5 and 1/2 months into President Jeb's reign. what's happening?

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War with Syria.
Amnesty.
National Guac Day.

Imagine Jeb! meeting with Vladimir Putin

Jeb creates white house's first Guac farm.

"Please return the Crimea...Please"

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tfw i somehow wound up with a life and wife in that timeline and i'll be alone forever in the best timeline

Cuts funding to the Department of Energy

Mandatory clapping has been instated in all mass gatherings

(((They))) really wanted Jeb to win didn't they? Millions of dollars spent for just a few thousand votes.

world peace and weve colonized space already

Funny how hispanic women go from these sexy little fucktoys to that in a matter of years

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You're ugly and alone in all timelines. At least enjoy Trump's sperging.

Between naps, he's working on a conspiracy to get the American people to go to war. He's also giving away our money through the Paris agreement.

>5 and 1/2 months into President Jeb's reign

That's 12 years and three months, as the turtle trundles. He's just getting off the Start line and getting ready to insult Best Korea.

it's the family fuck up

underrated

War in Syria
Eminent war with Iran and Russia
Effects of TPP and Paris accords destroying utterly the middle class
35% increase in utilities cost alone
Our food being exported under TPP causes prices to rise, especially beef and pork
First Amendment sodomized, beginnings of the end of the internet
frakking everywhere, no clean water
no antifa, no need Soros won
all beaners named US citizens, unrestricted travel

lmaooo look at his little mestito mexican wife GROSS

family guy nailed it

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nothing

It has become illegal to teach English in American schools, and a bill is before congress to make Spanish the official national language over the next 4 years.

Avocado shortages

Gots

Canada surrenders after the infamous "Day of the Rake"

Guys, I just got hit with a $1000 fine for forgetting to feed my mandatory pet turtle.

Make sure to feed and care for yours, because they're clamping down on that shit.

Trudeau manages to bully him and he starts crying.

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The great guac famine

Jeb seems like a great guy pls no bully