>best films in the world
>best television in the world
>best wine in the world
>best music in the world
>best sports in the world
>best universities in the world
>best countryside in the world
>best state culture
shitty politics aside, we are literally the best thing to happen to the planet.
>sage everything
his skin should be darker
Agreed.
That Calianon pic always rustles my jimmies, though. Why is he a spic? Here's a better one.
Can confirm, other than our extraordinarily high supply of you-know-whos.
SPICS JEWS NIGS KOREANS GAYS
ALCOHOLICS DRUGGIES SOCCER
EVERYONE GETS AN A
PRIVATE PROPERTY DO NOT TRESPASS
YOGA PANTS ON BALDING TRANNIES
>best wine in the world
>best music in the world
>best sports in the world
>best universities in the world
>best countryside in the world
Imagine being so retarded that you would even entertain this thought.
Thank you for the chuckle OP.
hes not wrong about wines and universities though. other stuff is quite debatable
I used to believe in liberal politics, and then I moved to California. Fuck this state, cannot wait to leave.
New York is better at everything you listed.
Although it is pretty unfortunate that the seal and flag of Los Angeles pay homage to the spic coat of arms.
Berkeley is a great place to get an indoctrination.
I would recommend speaking with a therapist.
epik meme my friend! sure showed me!
>Berkley is the only place to get an education
buddy, there's indoctrination in EVERY state.
Oh dear.
>best films in the world
Films are made everywhere, California was selected as a place for film making by many because of the weather.
>best television in the world
Have you watched a show recently? Nothing but talking.
>best wine in the world
Best battery acid you mean
>best music in the world
Music is made everywhere
>best sports in the world
Washington state has better sports teams than California, from Mariners, Seahawks, hell even Sounders.
>best universities in the world
The east coast would like a word with you about that
>best countryside in the world
Fucking lol.
>best state culture
"Bro, drink some natties and smoke a blunt lol! Cali!"
Fuck off, and don't you dare step foot in Washington, Oregon and Texas you mexican fuck, it's liberal enough as it is and the last thing we need is more lousy assholes like you.
>best wine in the world
>California doesn't produce chianti
That was easy
all these salty non-califonian LOSERS
Let's review:
1. The women.
2. The women.
3. The women.
4. The women.
5. The women.
6. The women.
Your arguments are invalid.
What city are you in?
we're discussing wines, not meme juices
Same. CA is a ridiculous meme
>best films
if you like degeneracy they're grrrrrrrr8
>best TV
read above
>best wine
no one cares
>best sports
ok Kaepernick
>best universities
*most expensive
>best country side
thats true because there are no libs out there
>best culture
thats why commiefornians are leaving in droves right?
>1 post by this ID
sage but thanks for the exercise
LA area. The weather here rules, the scenery is nice, there is some cool shit here. But goddammit, it's all ruined by all the fucking people. This place is overflowing with some of the shittiest excuses for human beings in the world. Reduce the population by 2/3 and it would be tolerable because at least you could get away from these self centered fucks.
LA is like a beautiful steak that is covered in human shit. Could have been really nice.
fuck, California is probably the only redeeming thing about North America...
This fuckin place is so expensive. Whatever federal funding Trump takes away from this God forsaken place will most likely be replaced with even fucking higher taxes. However there is a small ray of hope, there currently is a movement to get rid of Jerry brown.
Sure if you like shitty schools and shitty taxes.
That movement has been ongoing since the 70's m8
Best universities are found in New England as well as the best sports team.
That cucc needs to go. By the time I have a family and live on my own, if he's not gone, I would honestly consider moving. This place is a Socialists paradise.
Japan is best countiry in the world.
>Californian women
>every single one has fucked a nigger or spic
>Britney Spears is their role model
>all are bottle blondes with heavy makeup to hide their acne
Too bad ya'll went commie and took in a million gajilion mexicans.
not to mention more diverse scenery and bioregions than most countries all in a single STATE
the cities and politics are shit but dammit if I don't love what this state has to offer
best wine? kek
United statians are niggers and therefore not human. Saggity.
Then why is everyone leaving Cali for red states?
This, sacramento area reporting in
>>best sports in the world
>>best universities in the world
Were you born this stupid?
That cucc needs to go. By the time I have a family and live on my own, if he's not gone, I would honestly consider moving. This place is a Socialists paradise.
I only hear california is immense shit.
Also, it's warm there.
Warm places suck.
Meme juice is all that napa produces
shitty Californian wine has long been a thing of the past, buddy.
Don't even get me started with the amount of thottery that takes place. I cannot stand modern trends. And it sucks because they originate in Cali
Kurt Eichenwald loves your culture's art
Decadence
You don't have everything, user.
I still have my mind and thoughts.
Still not the best
Something that is very nice though is that High School football here is among the best, however that only pertains to a certain group of people.
GOD BLESS CALIFORNIA
I have a degree, and the taxes suck but the pay is more than worth it. It also helps that I can go snowboarding, hiking, camping, brewery hopping, and so much more within a relatively short distance from SF
>Shit gun laws
>Libtards everywhere
Californian wine is literal piss
>best music in the world
New York has always been best. Everything that comes from California sucks big time.
Bebop >>> West coast Jazz
Velvet Underground >>> Hippie crap
Ramones >>>> Eagles
Only good thing from California was Beach Boys.
virgin alert. Shut the fuck up and cry yourself to sleep you worthless beta. Your mom would fuck everything under the sun given the right circumstances. Hence you.
I'm in High School rn and the reason I have such a piss poor taste in my mouth about this place is because they constantly complain about how taxes are so damn high and how their retirement could be in jeopardy. And the thing is, is that both my parents have great degrees.
If this state was red, it would be perfect
This, I'd move down there in a heartbeat
>Because of the weather.
Holy fucking shit. Read a book you fucking retard. Thank god this is an online board and not somewhere public.
>too hot
>too expensive(although food is rly cheap)
>thots everywhere
>shitty gun laws
>mescan invasion
>rly bad crime rate/murder capitals of the world, stay as far away from oakland and fresno as you can
>DIRTY 90% of cities 100k+ are absolutely FILTHY
Sure the sierras and up north are absolutely beautiful and the state's public University system is arguably the best in the country but staying here past your 20's if you're not rich is such a bad idea
I think you meant whines.
If you arent from California I pity you but we don't need you. We don't neex your land either, we got beaches, lakes, rivers mountains and desert. Nuke literally everything and everyone else; nothing of value will be lost.
>best wine in the world
Firstly if you knew anything about wine you'd know there is no such thing as "best wine". Secondly American winemaking is throwing together random blends and proportions of different grapes and hoping for the best. Finally there are maybe a half-dozen wineries who produce something above shit-tier in your state; the rest of the crap is literally fit only for drunks who consider the ABV the most important quality. You wanna learn how to make good wine visit Argentina or New Zealand.
California is literally the whitest state.
Is this bait?
American wine can't even compete with Spanish or Chilean wine
pls stop
>too hot
Only in LA it seems
The heat sucks, in Socal we are getting consistent 100+ days.
California is definitively a blight on the world. Not being hyperbolic. It's the root of all vapidity and nihilistic romanticism. It's the epicenter of relativism and anti-human social structures. It's disgusting to be quite honest and hopefully North Korea takes it out. I'm genuinely hoping they pop one off and hit the bay area.
>that pic
>is this the civic nationalism thread?
It's been over 100 and well into the 110's north and south of the grapevine constantly these past 2 weeks. Hit 120+ in the deserts too
Best place for a upper middle class job after.
Why is SD always cooler than so many other part?
Replace "best" with "worst" and you would have it right.
>Argentina or New Zealand
You forgot to mention countries that actually have a long wine tradition.
MYTH BUSTED
They were never in the running. It was French wines they surpassed. You haven't even surpassed the French yet. Do that and we can have a wine spitting contest.
>films
you just so happen to have the entire US film industry there.
>Television
Debatable... I liked BBC before they got ultra cucked. Also see above.
>wine
I figure Mediterranean wines are better
>music
Debatable
>universities
Got any that aren't liberal cespools?
>countryside
Debatable...
>state culture
you mean no guns, tons of drugs, and lots of mexicans?
Jesus, your head is up you ass. Wine is best, stanford makes the most millionaires per capita, Berkeley is a frontline of nano research, and microbial while we are at it, etc. east coast is good and all, but come on. I saw dice clay and bobby lee for 20 bucks the other night, just cause I felt like doing something. met them too (comedy store) California is great
Near the coast, ocean breeze/humidity help cool temps
settle down carlos
>tfw all the California punks rail on Trump and not on Jerry Brown
It's so fucking frustrating
It's still great as it is, you just have to put up with seeing and hearing some stupid liberal shit every now and then, can't be worse than Canada though.
I was on the walk of fame tonight and some mexican holding his 3 year old daughters hand starts sperging out and stomping on Trumps star and his daughter looked scared as shit lmao.
op you forgot to mention. most communist, most liberal, most gay , most expensive
I visit California once or twice a year every year si nce I was a spud. It's a beautiful state filled with top tier degenerates. The smog is fucking horrible, it's sad. NorCal is based and the desert is cozy but theres just too many fucking people.
California is actually really nice I hope it gets saved soon this is why I voted Trump
I also forgot to mention how non-white the state is. I saw a fieldtrip of kids and ONE was white out of a class of like 30.
>tfw you literally have to lose body fat in california to not die from the heat
I say literally as in we have people getting heat strokes constantly sometimes dying from it
>roads so shit they need to increase gas taxes by 30 cents per gallon
>dams so shit they break after some measly rainfall
>every large city infested with crime and ghettoes
>every large city governed and maintained by dems
>mobilize POC to vote for them but leave them alone to stagnate and rot after election season
>supposedly the richest state but has the highest rates of income inequality
>background checks for FUCKING AMMO start next year
Yeah, nah. Fuck this state. If you really fly the Gadsden flag you should be shilling for the State of Jefferson nonstop.
t. former lib
California is a fucking shithole. I went there for fucking anime expo and every street is just broken, ugly and filled with threatening looking niggers and mexicans selling hotdogs.
Best universities are in New England fag.. MA in particular.... Ooohhh and who has the best sports teams New England.. NY usually has some pretty good teams too but seriously commiefornia fucking sucks
>mostly shillary voters
no thx
Atleast it isn't Islamnesia
God, all I want is an SR/22 and if I get a simple plinker it's a godamn felony.
Fucking Commies.
And, no, filing off a couple millimeters off the hammer of a Walther P22 isn't the same.
God, I hate these gun laws.
>being so poor you have to complain about California's "cost of living" and demographic problems
Just be rich enough to live in a nice, white neighborhood you fucking poorfags. Wealthy California is literally a white utopia.
if you think californian wine is over french wine and northen spanish wine, you have so much to learn my friend
people who think california has good schools is fucking brainwashed and retarded
Speaking as a Commie-fornian, fuck this state. All people from out of state see is Hollywood, sunshine, and the various big cities. As someone who actually lives here, all I see is fucking traffic, no seasons, shallow vapid liberals, and just about the worst state government you could ever create. Small businesses are literally being driven out of the state because they tax and regulate them to death.
There's a reason people are fleeing this state in droves, it sucks. I've got a job lined up in New Hampshire, I'm counting the days until I leave.
>cherry picks one or two things to fit every category
>thinks his personal opinion defines california as "the best state"
go back to starbucks you cucked elitist
>MA
Where white folks act like niggers. Fuck off you inbred fuck
No, see, to troll it has to be plausible. I bet you're a poo:
> attempt at wit
> failing
>traffic
Better than living in a Rust belt shithole with a declining population
>no seasons
65 to 80 degrees and sunny year-round beats having harsh winters and muggy summers like most of the rest of the country
>shallow vapid liberals
This part is accurate, but there are a lot of down-to-earth conservatives in places like OC and San Diego
>worst state government you could ever create
Illinois is slightly worse, but mostly accurate. Just be rich enough for the high taxes and shitty public services to not be a problem.
I was talking with a guy from Michigan today. He was blown away by how stylish everyone was dressed. But I know it's a bunch of low-I.Q. narcissistic assholes who just want to be seen. I tried telling him this, but he didn't catch it. The glitz covers for the human filth if you're new, I guess.
Strangely I think on Starship Troopers.
Service guarantees citizenship.
All these vapid fancy-clad douches should not be granted voting rights.