Drumpf is a "conservative"

he's married to a bimbo
3rd wife
was a democrat until the presidential election last year
is a friend of the clintons
loves blacks
loves mexicans
loves fags
loves that jew jesus
bombed syria for no reason
wants to start a war with north korea

americans truly are the dumbest of the dumb to elect this fat fuck

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>He's married to a bimbo

You would too if you had the chance

>3rd wife

3 more then you'll ever have

>was a democrat until the presidential election last year

You're off by about 20 years

>is a friend of the clintons

Was

>loves blacks

Loves their money

>loves mexicans

Loves their money

>loves fags

Nothing wrong here grandpa

>loves that jew jesus

So did Aparthiests

>bombed syria for no reason

Was to make it look like he was accomplishing something without interfering with Russian anti-ISIS operations and making the media unable to play the "he's doing nothing" card

>wants to start a war with north korea

The US has been at war with North Korea for 67 years and counting. Getting it done now would be a good thing, good riddance

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I can't believe they're paying you for this shit

Trump make Libtards cry like a bitch and I FUCKING LOVE IT

Good enough for me

you don't get more liberal than trump

No, Libtards hate him with a passion.

...AND I FUCKING LOVE IT

trump is a clinton stooge, friend.
they're part of the same group.

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-syria-air-strikes-chemcial-attack-airbase-cruise-missiles-tomohawks-a7671861.html

Not one single complaint has anything to do with conservativism, and all are preferable to the other option that advocated for authorizing the shooting of Russian pilots as they hunt Isis.

You know nothing. You've read none of the leaked e-mails. You've been spoonfed your principles and there is no chance any of your drivel will be persuasive to anyone here. You have no moral authority to claim. You are so assblasted that your shitter is shattered and the salt gives Sup Forums strength.

Weep for me, bitch

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the vast majority of russian bombings were against fsa, not isis.

theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/07/russia-airstrikes-syria-not-targetting-isis

Lol, that's because he's a classical liberal, and the democratic party left the sane world behind when it deep throated progressivism

what does classical liberal even mean?

Hello 3rd world murrica!

Damn, OP is right! Hillary would have been a much better President!
BUHUHAWHAWHAWHAW

It's not about Hillary anymore.
It's about you not willing to pay attention, minion.

OK, let's Saber rattle with a nuclear power then! Hysterical to see the left become the warhawks

It means you need to stop getting your news from comedy central and just listen to adults talk politics for another 10 years before you make a fool out of yourself

classical liberal= playing catch up with the democrats in terms of ideology.
drumpf acts like a 10 year old having temper tantrums every 5 minutes.

>let's Saber rattle with a nuclear power then
why are the amerifats in syria in the first place?
nobody asked for your help. you're illegally bombing and stationing troops there.

>It's not about Hillary anymore.

It will ALWAYS be about hillary. GOP tried SO hard to get Bernie elected, and the left ran the only abortion that Trump ever had a chance of beating.

Is he perfect? Nope, he's learning on the job, and is at least a sincere human being, and as far as I'm concerned his best is good enough because he could have enjoyed his billions and enjoyed his grandkids. Instead, he suffered the knives in the back and the constant assassination of his character to take the highest stress job in the world and rescue us from the evil DNC AND the feckless GOP. He is the perfect tool for the job

>bimbo wife
has nothing to do with policies
>3rd wife
same
>democrat
you realize democrats have been going downhill forever right?
>loves blacks
blacks =/= niggers. He hates BLM niggers
>loves mexicans
legal ones are cool, just not the illegal fuckers
>loves fags
political move IMO.
>loves jesus
So?
>bombed syria
he bombed isis. fuck them.
>korea
only legit point, but I kinda think korea might be part of (((them))) secretly anyway. I mean its been in a crazy stalemate with everything literally forever.

>blacks =/= niggers

Because of Hillary and Obama and their plans on getting rich off of a Libyan pipeline.

>classical liberal= playing catch up with the democrats in terms of ideology

Please, by all means, shout this from the rooftops. Lead every conversation with this, because it shows everyone that you are well read and knowledgable

While I dislike him for his neocon cuckery with Syria, NK and Iran, embracing homosexuals is one of the things he did right. Homophobia is an idiotic concept that was forced upon the West by a foreign, Semitic religion. Cultures that weren't polluted by Semitism were usually tolerant of homosexuality (e.g. Pre-Christian Rome and Greece; Japan was never homophobic either). It's a good thing we can finally overcome the neurotic Semitic dogma.

>Trump
>Conservative

Only a liberal would consider Trump a conservative.

>Divorced
>Pro-Gay marriage
>Allow Inter-faith in his own family
>Civic-Nationalist

Sorry, if you think that u can be Conservative and be like that, you're just a millenian who have 0 idea

If hes a liberal than why do liberals autistically screech just from hearing his name

>Because of Hillary and Obama and their plans on getting rich off of a Libyan pipeline.
libya is in africa
syria is in asia

>what do you mean I can't just gass everyone

>drumpf acts like a 10 year old having temper tantrums every 5 minutes.

You're projecting, dipshit. MSM is criticizing the way he eats his steak, the 2nd scoop of ice cream, and with a straight face managed to declare that the typo "covfefe" was indicative of everything that is wrong with trump. Then they got sand in their vagina over a wrestling meme a few months after they gave a sympathetic interview to the kid who rushed the stage to attack trump and end his candidacy.

I get it man. You don't like Trump, and there are plenty of valid reasons not to love the guy, but the left has been practicing it's smug face in the mirror while a literal criminal organization co-opted their party, it's platform, and it's messaging. YOU delivered Trump the presidency, so your impotent frustration is now the icing on the cake. Feed me more please, I love this "high horse" shit that you absorbed from vice and reddit, it's hysterical.

>jew jesus

there is no right or left in usa.
it's one big interest group.

You'd definitely fit in at the_donald

All the more reason to be thankful for trump beating them both! Glad you're coming around man!

>unpopular at home
>better start a war

politics havent changed in 2000 years.

>was a democrat until the presidential election last year
Wrong. He was registered as a republican since 1987 and became a democrat when Bush was in office. In 2009, when Bush left office, he ended his affiliation with the dems. Why do you leftists lie all the time?

>he's married to a bimbo
>3rd wife
what is the problem

trump is part of that interest group.

Trump is centrist at best, the idea that he is even mildly conservative is laughable. The idea that not wanting your country to crumble into dust is conservative is depressing.

If it hasn't changed, it's only because public awareness hasn't earned better governance for itself. Could have sworn that trump has been regarded as completely untraditional tho...

Hahahahahahahahaha that's why he's enjoyed so much support from the powers that be right? Roll, that's right there with "classical liberalism lags behind the democrats" and "Trump is a Clinton stooge"

FFS kid, you're a hoot

...no shit?
There is very little things worth conserving in modern world

Cool man, go play angry birds while Rome burns. Everyone knows the cool kids are too cool to care, nihilism is so impressive

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>3 more then you'll ever have

it doesn't matter if clinton won or trump won.
they both do the same thing.
see the airstrike on syria.
republicans are democrats 10 years ago.
and trump is a clinton stooge.
at that level they're all the same.
trump said he'll put hillary in jail. what happened with that?
how many illegals have been deported? should have been close to a million by now if he wanted all of them gone. republicans have all the power. where are the deeds?

>The idea that not wanting your country to crumble into dust is conservative is depressing.

No shit man, fuckin surreal

I am christian, bro
Majority of the problems in modern world are because of nihilism

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nicely done, drumpf.

classical liberal means if you don't fuck with me I don't shoot your ass.

leftism is, you mind your own damn business while I set this explosive off; BTW hand me your gun, or you go to prison.

He was based in the debates when he bullied our country's leading politicians and openly mocked them in front of everyone. He's lost his edge now

>it doesn't matter if clinton won or trump won.
>they both do the same thing.
>see the airstrike on syria.

Not super happy about his actions in Syria, and I hate that he was basically forced to bomb an empty runway to score points in a political game, but to act like Hillary would have taken the same action is fully laughable. Assad would have been raped to death and we'd be talking body counts by now if she had her finger on the trigger.
>republicans are democrats 10 years ago.
Pretty much exactly the opposite friend...
>and trump is a clinton stooge.
So Clinton wasn't THAT interested in being the first woman president? She's OK with pulling the strings behind the curtain without getting credit? Seems like you've thought this out pretty well
>trump said he'll put hillary in jail. what happened with that?
Jail?! She's currently under multiple investigations, and presidents don't put people in prison. Attorney Generals can and often do! I'll pretend that I don't know for a fact that you'll be here screaming "fascism!" and characterizing it as the oppression of opposition when shit hits the fan.
>how many illegals have been deported? should have been close to a million by now if he wanted all of them gone.
Well a much higher portion of those that ARE being deported have felonies or other convictions, but I guess this is the part where you realize Trump doesn't want all of them gone, and the anti-immigrant label has been attached to a Strawman. It was only ever about ending the notion that refusing to enforce laws based on moral grounds was preferable to actually changing the laws. He shifted the Overton window in this regard and it's yet another reason I remain so thankful for trump.
>republicans have all the power. where are the deeds?
This is the part where you realize they are as scared of Trump upsetting their gravy train as the DNC.

Totally we should've voted for Hillary I'm sure shed have picked liberal supreme court jus- oh wait.
Its called incentive voting, something the right wing is coming to master, we are becoming a unified platform that will vote on the likely winner to advance even a fickle amount of our agenda because liberals made sure to salt the wound when Obama won.

Enjoy, faggot.

Why do you think that Sup Forums is a conservative board?

And when you're done, quit being homophobic and suck this womans dick

Please start a war with North Korea and fucking draft me so I can kill commies already

>having more retarded thinking than your average conservative
Nothing else matters other than getting rid of Mexicans, building a wall, preventing Muslims from entering, not letting Dems win so they can fuck over USA even further. Also liberals think he is next Hitler and that causes them to kwetch, which is great.

>start
Can't start a war that's over 60 years old before you got there, and if Kim wanted to keep his brains in his skull he'd start feeding his people instead of buying bombs and sticking his dick in a hornets nest. You're also free to enlist, because we'll never need a draft for a war with the norks unless Russia and China make a move.

Oh, and none of them are actually communist. It's varying degrees of statism and socialism. You'll probably never get to kill communists because they don't actually have a chance at achieving something that makes them eligible to be officially enemies. The very minute that "true" communism takes shape, is the moment that either their nearest neighbor or their own military puts them down and takes over

wow i haven't seen a bait thread this poor quality since january. further proof that those who won't show their geographic location are unfunny shitposters.