Indonesia

Ok Sup Forums redpill me on Indonesia FAST before I start talking to a girl from there

>American flag
>Wants to racemix

Checks out

Because everytime you want to sleep with a girl you have procreation in mind. Totally.
Virgin detected.

Leaf

Indonesia is full of muslims

what do you want to know?

>Indonesia
Those are fucking Mudshits. Avoid
>She's from Bali
Yeah, well, then, if she looks good, fine.

>girl
>Indonesia

there are extremely good odds that her family cut off her clitoris

Basically, are you a standard third world hellhole or are you a safe friendly third world hellhole like flipland? Girl's in Surabaya

Largest Muslim country in the world

3rd world shithole. Worlds largest population of muslims but they are mostly half assed 'moderates'. Most probably the one you met is not actually indonesian but Chinese-indonesian or Peranakan

Western women are degenerate whores, if I want a virgin what choice do I have?

Clitorless

Do a lot of Dutch Indos still live in Indonesia or have most of them left the country?

Check

Malaysia is better.

They're all mad sluts, it's great. It's one of those countries where you still get worshiped for being white so if you have that going on go for it

they wipe their ass with their left hand

my friend lived with Indonesian housemates and got super sick for like 2 months and he was convinced it was because of their hygiene practices

>Most probably the one you met is not actually indonesian but Chinese-indonesian or Peranakan
>not actually indonesian
Since when did Indonesian replace "Malayan" as an ethnonym?

Why does this even matter? If you're gonna fuck her then pump and dump, if you're gonna waifu her then fuckin neck yourself.

They're like muslim Flips

So terrorists? Sheeit.

be more specific, what regency or island?

East Java

Because the biggest ethnic group in Indonesia are Javans, Malays only make up like a small percent of the pop of Indonesia

>safe friendly third world hellhole like flipland
TOPKEK dad

Highest rate of recruitment into ISIS after Syria and Iraq.
Particularly severe form of Sharia practice.
Would be very careful.

I have come across many Indonesian hoes on the internet, even though they say they are religious too

Future rulers of Australia.

This chick was recommended me by her brother

oh dear

Sage and move on.

Not like the islamic flips who commit terrorism, more like flips who follow Muhamed rather than Jesus
>although some are terrorist like, especially from Aceh where they have sharia law

What? Thats just Ew.

um......
us and indons are not close desu, unless those fucking chinks decides to overrun SE Asia

Ugly as sin. The whole lot of them.

If ya wanna get smart m8: there has been a spill over of surplus men from china to SE asia for several centuries now which was also greatly increased from the opening up of the lands form Euro colonialism. Many of the chink blokes got cargo and got local sheilahs and created a pseudo-chinese caste. I used the term Peranakan loosely to refer to someone that had Chinese-malay background from that spillover and also as more likely to be middle class.

Indonesia is like 1000s of islands and they speak multiple malay dialects - with bhasa indonesia imperialism enforced- I could go on but you burgers should know this ahy.

Not sexually, he just said she was a virgin and looking for somebody. You sick fucks, only a deviant would infer something like that

They were all booted out by threat of death. Even pureblood Indonesians got booted off the archipelago just for preferring the Dutch.
Wouldn't have been necessary if America didn't stop us from finishing the job.

Vietnamese, Cambodian, maybe Thai if you find a normal one in the countryside...
Your best bet is a white church girl who's in church because she wants to be there.

Has the Biggest muslim population in the world.

why did you dutch NOT stopped the islamic infestation in Indonesia?
you can successfully coerce them

As someone who's not the cleanest guy (I keep it out of other's pants but not always in my own) I don't deserve those girls and I'm too autistic to get them anyway

Because we were dependent on the Marshall Plan and America said they'd cancel it and embargo us if we didn't relinquish control.
At the same time the word got out about the bloodshed involved in policing the islands, popular support tanked and continuing would have been political suicide.

Honestly, I'd rather it was still our colony but the same can be said about South Africa, Suriname and the other colonial empires.

Because were always more of a mercantile country than a religious country, opposed to Spain. We were in it for maximum profit, no imperialistic goals or border expansion. Perhaps we knew that in the modern age we would lose the colonial clay anyways.

Then stop wanking and watch your autism dissipate.
7 days max. Give it a go.

Indonesians are comparable to niggers and abos
Goyim pls

World war II happend, after the japanese left indonesia reclaimed their lands back. And the dutch had no more say in the matter and with preasure from the US the dutch had to retreat their KNIL-soldiers.

fucking jews made me miss the old times of empires and conquests
>and Rome for the matter

It's a Muslim toiletbowl that nobody likes, it's going through a growth phase because of its strategic location and resource exploitation. Both the US and Russia want to influence it. Clears forests for palm oil to make Nutella. Make Mi Goreng (pretty good and cheap dried noodles)

Former Dutch colony with its capital Batavia now the capital is called Jakarta. Had a long line of military (Juntas) leaders who did their best to invade anyone close they could. With US blessings, got away with invading West Papua and East Timor. East Timor broke away in the 90s.

Indonesians go and fight for ISIS all the time, but because the government is "secular" and cracks down on terrorists interfering with their tourist dollar, ISIS has actually attacked the government/police there.

They kill drug dealers by firing squad if you don't have the money or the connections to get out of it.

There is a fair amount of corruption, back in the 60s they massacred their communist party and anyone affiliated (with US blessings of course). This included women and children gunned down on the streets.

Indonesia people are usually pretty good, their education has come a long way in a short time. Their women seem to be very adventurous because of western influence.

Joko Widodo is the current president and he's a populist non-military guy which is a change of pace.

That's about all I care to know. I could go on about their rocky relationship with Australia, dealing with nuclear weapons and tourists, but I don't have all day.

Filthy degenrate

Islamochinks.